Can't wait til you cucks come up with a new scam

This year something must happen

With the new wireless charging it would be better to go down the road of microwaving for fast charge

>Scam
What do you mean?
Can't wait to use iPride on my new iPhone X!

woha a like this new feature, very innovative

steve jobs really killed it with this one

Some ideas:

Dip your iphone in acetone/nail polish remover for a few minutes to clean it and make it shiny and brand new

Put your iphone on an electric (not gas) stove for 10 minutes to fully charge it.

New iphone update adds fire resistance.

Nail Polish remover is the one.

Apple made a big point about water reistance so "it won't break the phone" if you dip it in nail Polish remover

this is a bad photo
use the technical terminology for whatever that mood ring shit is. Say Apple has a way to "freeze" colors at high temp.
Say it's only on one color.
Make a stripey rainbow thing, say this particular pattern came from a toaster, but other heat producing items will produce different patterns

Nail polish remover seems like the best one so far. It sounds believable.

Already been done though. Even the Appholes aren't going to fall for that one twice.

Curious: what would nail Polish remover do?

How about the new iPhone has self repairing screens that heal cracks when damaged
> go ahead, try breaking the screen to see then nanotechnology built in go to work

>self repairing screens
like it, seems like a good parallel to cars' self-healing paint

Crack repair is stupid

Scratch repair like the LG G Flex

Apple can't JUST do the same thing as the competition. (Try saying that with a straight face!)
It has to be BETTER!

Is that the new Android?

Give you most recent iPhone to a homless person and Apple with gift you with an "Eternal Heart" edition iPhone X

kek, I literally couldn't.

Place your iPhone on a convection stove instead of Apple expensive wireless charging pad. The stove does the same thing! Just keep it low. Enter some technical mumbo jumbo. People will fall for this

There is a lightning cable socket on the iPhone X - just drill the bottom

Or charge it on a large speaker, because magnets

iBoil

Putting the phone in boiling water will smooth out any scratches and change the color depending on how long you leave it.

People will buy it because it's waterproof now

The name needs work, but I like the concept.

try to clean your keyboard with some and you'll see.

INDUCTION CHARGE

iNDUCTION
You're genius, user.

thats a good one.

iBorrow

simply take any iPhone on display at one our many Apple stores, and return it within a week.

This one is for the negros