ITT: things we are proud of

>I worked hard to have my name written in the sudoers file

I have two tamagotchis.

I don't program for a living, but still learned how to do it anyways for fun

I can install Gentoo.

finally built my own pc after years of getting older ones for free.

18 months sober

congrats my dude

I can play videogames

I have 3

I only masturbated twice today

Keep it up go for 18 years awesome

Finally decided to start learning Linux
Been going to the gym for a month and a half now

Sorted my loli collection with TSMU

I was learning disabled (suppose I technically still am, but unlike ADHD, there isn't drugs for dyspraxia.) going to university to study networking at the end of the month.

Thanks

after finishing arts school i got my engineering degree and finished masters, and now i decided to finally kill myself if i dont get a job.

nothing

FUCK I HAVE NONE

>Accomplish things
>Don't feel proud

I almost fuggd tonight but my peepee didnt werk

>My tutorial based interpreter is one of the most advanced and with many custom features.

same. I don't have time. There is always the next thing to do and then someday I will die. I yearn for that sweet release, but until then I work.

Congratz my dude.

I can do my own poos.

Awesome dude!

Now you just have to learn not to do it in the street

7 years younger than anyone else in my team, earning the second highest and have only been at the company a year.

Running my first Ruby program successfully after working on it for a half hour (10 lines)

i got wifi working in linux today

Haven't dropped out of college yet

Keep it up. Always makes me happy to hear other people recover

Good job, user.
Changed my parents to Linux mint and haven't had a complaint about it in two years

26 years celibate

wow, good luck. I decided that if Im not graduating by the time Im 30 Ill off myself.. and then my pos car breaks causing me to probably miss my deadline.

i was able to prevent myself from preordering the latest iphone

keep it up
good job

Learning to still be productive through depression
Took a 5 mile walk, cleaned, and got groceries
down 15 pounds in 7 weeks
Not getting down on myself that my progression with programming is slow because I really enjoy it (working with C and also nand2tetris)
Finally enjoying school

...

Great job man!

Thanks. It's bretty gud having your shit together and being a decent human being.

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.