ONE THOUSAND DOLLAR FACEBOOK MACHINE

>applefags will spend 1000 dollars on a status symbol and try to justify it by saying it got rid of """obsolete""" features like le "obsolete" headphone jack.
protip:
>they're just trying to lower the price of production.

MUH 6 GORRILLION PIXEL SCREEN.

Android emojis are the real dealbreaker desu otherwise i would switch

I paid way more for my watch so I'm not gonna be the one to judge

middle/lower class needs their status symbol too, it's hardly about features, just like my watch that doesn't do much more than a $10 one would

You can root your phone and make it use apple emojis.

>mfw the only reason applefags are buying apple devices is because of MUH EMOJIS
>mfw applefags will buy the iphone x because of MUH ANIMATED EMOJIS

Don't you see they're just adding shitty gimmicks to give you more value for your purchase that're going to get old in literally five minutes after opening the box?

It's not even a status symbol.
Something like 80% of apple devices are bought on lease.
A fucking hobo can buy an iPhone.
It's not the price-point, it's just it's such a big waste of technology.
We all know that 99% of apple users will spend the majority of their time on the device browsing shit like instagram, facebook, and snapchat.

Too much work.

You use the emojis daily when texting with qts, it never gets old.

The blob emojis are so cute though
Samsung though, wew

>texting roasties
??????

What about grindr?

That's what the 400$ iWatch is for.

shelling 700$ for emojis
and people wonder why millenials are treated like shit

> I CAN'T AFFORD THESE HIGH-END APPLE PHONES, LAPTOPS AND IMACS
> I'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED ONE AT THE STORE LET ALONE USED ONE YET I'M MAD AT THEM
> I'M SEVERELY DEPRESSED AND MAD AT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS
> I'M OUT OF MY AUTISM PILLS TODAY BECAUSE MY ANXIETIES AND MENTAL ILLNESS ARE PREVENTING ME FROM LEAVING MY MOM'S BASEMENT
> I'M NOW SHIFTING ALL THE HATE TOWARDS THINGS I CANNOT HAVE
> I BETTER MAKE ANOTHER THREAD ON AUTISM Sup ForumsENERAL FORUM ABOUT IT SO I CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE MY LIFE IS
> I KEEP ON POSTING BULLSHIT MEMES BECAUSE IT'S ALL I CAN DO. JUST LOOK AT THE ARCHIVE AND MD5 OF MY POSTS TO SEE THE LEVEL OF MY ILLNESS
> PS: SOMEONE PLS KILL ME BECAUSE I'M TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO DO IT MYSELF
> PPS: PLEASE! MY FAMILY IS SICK OF ME AND WANTS ME GONE. JUST HELP ME END IT ALL
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you know what projection is?
I feel sorry for you bro. Seek help.

Deja vu?
Did your shill bot break or something?
At least add some more creative messages.

>not valuing beauty

this is what kills the world desu. ugly, soulless 'pragmatism'.

Nigga millennials killed the world, by wasting resources on le "SHINY BOX!!!!!!!!".
Millennials don't even understand what beauty IS.

Boomers killed the world and you know it.

>boomers killed the world
Yeah, by raising millennials, who in turn are dancing on civilization's grave.

>I hate ugly, soulless pragmatism but I will pay one thousand burger bucks for ugly, soulless twitter faces for my social media memes and whores

maybe they should've raised them better then

Apple has the prettiest emojis.

>WHOA A PURE IPHONE HATE THREAD? OH MY GOD I MUST RESPOND TO IT IMMEDIATELY
>FUCK LAGDROID EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN'T TRIED IT AT ALL
>LOL MY LIFE IS SHIT SO I MUST REPLY TO EVERY SINGLE IPHONE X HATE POST
>GOD I HATE HAVING TO WORK AT A SHILL CENTER GETTING 3 CENTS AN HOUR
>I I SHIFT MY RAGE TOWARDS THINGS THAT ARE ACTUALLY GOOD
>ALL I CAN DO IS COPY PASTE THE SAME BULLSHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU FAGS GET IT
>PS GET ME OUT OF HERE
>PPS PLEASE DO IT. THE SHILL COMPANY IS HOLDING ME CAPTIVE
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Apple is over rated. My Samsung does the same, eat less data and cost half the price.