IPhone x

>Make a new phone 1000 dollars
>It's a Samsung rip off
>Same shit as always
>Will break on you anyway
>No connection for headphone jack
>Battery will be even worse
>Camera is "improved"
>It still will have that retarded home button click to open phone
>More useless crap
>Glorified Facebook machine


Why do people even buy iPhones? If one works fine for a year, fucking keep it rather then drop it for another "new" phone you'll use just for facebook

desu I was thinking of buying it, portrait mode and studio lighting look like actually good features. I've been feeling like we've reached a plateau in terms of phone camera hardware, so it's good to see that some company decided that the next logical step was to take the software as far as possible.

It is good for photography though, but it's just the same thing with small changes.

You forget that Apple's audience are willing to blow hundreds or thousands of dollars on that next new thing, and the company's superior marketing team will always make last year's model look like a piece of shit.

You're not making any waves here, other than displaying your autism power level.

I don't plan on buying a new iPhone any time soon as my iPhone 5 still performs fine and has great battery life, but I stick with Apple because I want something safe, boring, and reliable rather than a Swiss army knife full of half-assed features running an OS made by a literal advertising company.

When my iPhone 5 finally gives out, I will most likely buy the cheapest current iteration of the iPhone, or maybe a used 7.

iirc most smartphones don't use multiple lenses to create 3D models of a subject to create a fascimile of studio-style professional lighting right off the bat, it's a pretty unique feature.

> I CAN'T AFFORD THESE HIGH-END APPLE PHONES, LAPTOPS AND IMACS
> I'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED ONE AT THE STORE LET ALONE USED ONE YET I'M MAD AT THEM
> I'M SEVERELY DEPRESSED AND MAD AT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS
> I'M OUT OF MY AUTISM PILLS TODAY BECAUSE MY ANXIETIES AND MENTAL ILLNESS ARE PREVENTING ME FROM LEAVING MY MOM'S BASEMENT
> I'M NOW SHIFTING ALL THE HATE TOWARDS THINGS I CANNOT HAVE
> I BETTER MAKE ANOTHER THREAD ON AUTISM Sup ForumsENERAL FORUM ABOUT IT SO I CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE MY LIFE IS
> I KEEP ON POSTING BULLSHIT BECAUSE IT'S ALL I CAN DO.
> PS: SOMEONE PLS KILL ME BECAUSE I'M TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO DO IT MYSELF
> PPS: PLEASE! MY FAMILY IS SICK OF ME AND WANTS ME GONE. JUST HELP ME END IT ALL
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>I stick with Apple because I want something safe, boring, and reliable rather than a Swiss army knife full of half-assed features running an OS made by a literal advertising company.
This. I have shit to do, I don't want to spend time flashing roms and I don't want to be at the whims of some 3rd-party manufacturer when it comes to security updates. Ever since Google killed the Nexus line and announced that the Pixel would follow the same early-deprecation update cycle every other Android manufacturer did I called it quits.

This is now a gyate thread

Ingore all iPhone shitposting

Smartphones today have become more of a unusual case of wanting to be a laptop yet not having the power to be one. It'll take another couple of years until we can program on these things and get them to run much better

No it fucking won't. It's not a Thinkpad you luddite neckbeard. It's a media consumption tablet that you can also send dickpics with.

autism

>[Smartphones are] a media consumption tablet that you can also send dickpics with.
W-what?

That's what people use them for, rather then trying to make them like a cross hybrid of a computer and phone

iphone 9 was the last great iphone

of all the 2017 camera gimmicks, i actually really like the iphone 8/x camera features.

>accidentally dip bottom 1/6 of iPhone in glass of wine
>pull it out immediately
>can't fit any chargers into it anymore
Yeah iPhones are shit, never buying this again.

dic related

This is such an oddly specific and stupid complaint about a phone that I can't tell whether you're joking or legitimately angry about your smartphone not being wine-proof.

I've had other phones get water on them, including the old iPhone, and its been fine. I barely got any liquid on my phone at all, only about 1/6 of the phone came in contact with the wine. If I had dropped it in the pool that'd be a different story.

I believe this is called the Bukowski test.