face it
you're all losers
Face it
Xavier Anderson
Noah Morales
How Did you know
Michael Cox
>drinks beer at work, HR doesn't care
Does that make me at least 1% Chad?
Ian Parker
That's not how this meme works you retard.
Caleb Gonzalez
mfw when im chad aside from being 'swole'
Carson Green
>fullstack
>only knows js
Liam Scott
>node logo on monitor
Alexander Smith
>he doesn't write backend code with javascript
yikes
Carson Harris
>tfw I am that chad
Adam Rogers
how old are u grampa ? people write everything with JS now
David Perry
>not using full stack javascript
Enjoy never having a company worth more than five figures.
Asher Flores
>tfw i got a digital communications degree
pays like shit but i get to make professional memes for work. Ill get rich off crypto some day anyways
Jayden Watson
>we're
Fixed.
And yes. No one here will be insulted or even slightly phased by insults to our virginity.
Jaxon Lopez
...
Jaxson Collins
As a virgin research I actually have higher binomial probability to move out from Russia into a first-world country. Full-stack node.js engineering is infested with pajeets and people of their intelligence. And web-monkeying is boring to be honest.
Hudson Lopez
pretty accurate except I drink beer at work and HR knows
we have two kegs in the office
I make six figures
wish my coworker would stop eating peanuts and energy bars behind me all fucking day though
at least I'm writing C and not node
Angel Kelly
fuarkk i do 90% of the chad shit at work....h-h-h-have i made it Sup Forums?
Caleb Parker
That's not how the meme works. Kill yourself.
Christopher Lee
>gets all the women in the sales dept
Don't have a sales department and the women are 5/10 at-best, nope.
>can only program in JS
Check
>works from home 90% of the time
Check
>no knowledge of CS theory
Check
>instant 6 figure salary after graduation
Never went to college, not quite at 6 figs
>spends more of work texting women
I do text my wife all day
>office space littered with free food
Check
>chair raise to max height
Check
>drinking on the job
Check
>lifting on company time
Check
>negotiated sweet signing bonus
Nope
>recruited by top companies
Nope
Close enough for me.
Wyatt Martinez
...
Ryder Nguyen
That Chad professor had to do a lot of virgin research before becoming Chad professor. Just saying.
David Fisher
Equifax pls go
Henry Rodriguez
>face it
>you're all losers
Hey OP, you forgot to include "@NPCompleteTeens".
John Garcia
>js backend
>js frontend
fullstack. it's not hard.