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>Wife
LMAO cuck

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>wife

No thanks, im in California that's an fast road to JUST

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Holy fuck, this can't be real.
>Western 'males'

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>Xbox one
>literally no games
>sports machine
>basically a glorified cable at this point
>all of those games are complete trash or are on other systems
>720p 30fps
I would beat the shit of her if she pulled that garbage. Also, getting a vasectomy means you're a complete beta male that wants to get cucked for sure.

Forgot to mention
>paying for online

Something for you meanwhile she fucks other men.

>trading your genetic dynasty for video games
>on the worst platform
Why are western males such children?

>get your balls cut off for Xbox and few shity games.

Top kek

>Woman cons you into getting a vasectomy so you can't impregnate her
>She buys you an Xbox One with multiple big titles to keep you preoccupied and happy while the bull pounds and fertilizes her womb.

The UK is fucking finished!

I'm not sure whats worse.
Getting your balls cut off
Getting a shitty console
Or bragging about getting your balls cut off for a shitty platform.

Is this how dogs feel about their owners?

There's a difference between castration and vasectomies.

Do you not pay 2 get online dipshit ? Do you get free open source internet dip shit ? Do you know how the internet works dipshit ? You pay to play online and browse and shit post and look at your ugly porn dip shit

>the absolute state of dumb xbone owners

Not really

>getting a vasectomy just before the golden age of contraception
bbc.com/news/business-40629994

Vasectomies are reversible.

so are circumcisions, it's still better to avoid it in the first place.

>manchild addicted to vidya
>caves in to wife's demands
>gets neutered
Just remember not to cry when pic related happens.

So this is what Sup Forums has devolved into?

It's what this mongolian cartoon forum has devolved into, along with the rest of the web.

I want to go back, user

I fuckin hate it here

YES GOYIM PAY FOR WHAT WORKED PERFECTLY WHEN IT WAS FREE.

>genital mutilation
>wife
>grown man playing vidya
This is why you guys need to filter your drinking water. Estrogen mimickers are frying your brains.

>Not a gaming pc
RETURN THIS SHIT WOMAN

tip of the trilby to you m'sire

-st. Who would want an Xbone, much less one with a Kinect? Huge waste of money.

>wake up
>Kim still hasn't put the West out of its misery yet

Can't wait for this decaying shitheap to end in a glorious nuclear fireball.

>Also, getting a vasectomy means you're a complete beta male

Yes really dumb shit. I still have my balls. They still provide testosterone. The tube that carried sperm cells to wherever the fuck they mix with jizz juice has been removed. Both of them, there are two. I can still shot loads of cum.

My balls ache sometimes though. The little soldiers have nowhere to go.

>The little soldiers have nowhere to go.
Which is why they will lower the production rate to only replenish those that have died off which in turn lowers your testosterone levels.
Trust me I browse /fit/ I'm an expert. But I'm also right in this case.

That sounds like bullshit

Even if it's true it's probably such a minor difference it literally does not matter. My performance in bed has not been affected at all.

>Having a wife that treats you like a literal child
Truly something to admire

>I still have my useless balls

It's not bullshit, the same thing happens if you go celibate for a long time. The rate at which your testicles produce semen lowers since it takes a lot less just to maintain "full" status than to replace semen lost by ejaculation.
>My performance in bed has not been affected at all.
Performance in bed is the least of worries with lowered testosterone levels. It affects everything from internal organ health to bone density and brain functions.

my nigga

Holy shit it's real
reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/30xkxu/i_had_a_vasectomy_yesterday_and_when_i_woke_up/

>Also, getting a vasectomy means you're a complete beta male that wants to get cucked for sure.
Cause child support is what alpha males do. You are pretty much screwed if you have kids and the marriage/relationship does not work out.

>I might maybe get a bone fracture when I'm fucking old

I can tell you what, all your hypotheticals are nothing compared to a kid.

Honestly, anyone degenerate enough to let their bloodline die out should be sterilised anyway. Self-correcting problem.

>so are circumcisions
Not really.

I bet this guy is a cuck, get castrated and prepping the bull next. His wife is probably tired that he can't do want a proper man can.

Maybe, but low T has a lot of health effects menshealth.com/health/effects-of-low-testosterone (not my primary source just 1st result on google). Depression is much more likely and your memory doesn't work as well either.

Maybe you should've just talked her into getting the pill.

Alpha males reproduce you fucking chump. That's pretty much their defining trait. Dying childless because you're scared of divorce courts is as un-alpha as it gets.

>She bought casual shit

>Trust me I browse /fit/ I'm an expert.

Not who you responded to, but the only thing I would trust is the hormone injection, provided I was there and saw it get injected. IUDs can be removed behind your back.

>Maybe you should've just talked her into getting the pill.
There's probably going to be several hers in the future and the ones I have told to take the pill are notoriously unreliable at taking them. I could use rubbers, always, but that sucks in a relationship. Going raw is one of the great pleasures of life.

My solution is the easiest one, and the only one I can control.

Stop the trator

I wouldn't remain in a relationship with a person who I don't trust to take the pill.
>I could use rubbers, always, but that sucks in a relationship. Going raw is one of the great pleasures of life.
I hear that brother. I don't do one night stands and so far I've managed to talk every girl I've been in a relationship with to get on the pill without issues.

You can watch your woman get the injection or an IUD. Presuming you trust yourself enough to not pull out the IUD behind your back, of course.

>I wouldn't remain in a relationship with a person who I don't trust to take the pill.
It's not that I think women are going to intentionally not take the pill. But shit happens, and you have a very small window to take that every day (like half an hour before/after) in order for it to remain at maximum potency.

lel dumbass you produce sperm at a fairly regular rate. Unused sperm just die and are reabsorbed

reddit is such a shithole. i hope they brainwash themselves all into not having kids

>a very small window to take that every day (like half an hour before/after) in order for it to remain at maximum potency
[citation needed]
>Unused sperm just die and are reabsorbed
That's true, but not nearly at the same rate as when they both die off and you regularly ejaculate. Your body adjusts to pretty much everything, less sperm leaving the testicles for a long time lowers how much energy your body spends on making new sperm since that old production is no longer needed to keep up the stockpile. I never said you stopped producing sperm alltogether.

goaskalice.columbia.edu/answered-questions/taking-birth-control-pills-—-what-counts-same-time-every-day

You keep making two assertions, one that sperm production is lowered because sperms are not used, and two that lower sperm production correlates and is in fact linked to lower testosterone production. All without providing any figures, cites or evidence except that you are from /fit/ the board of Knowledge all things Physiological.

Sounds like I have to check what kind of pills they are in the future.

Hey if you're actually interested you're free to google more research on the matter. I'm not here to win an online debate and I don't give a shit about your assertions or evidence. I just gave a heads up to someone clearly not aware of their own situation. Because what I'm saying is true and I know this because I have previously a long time ago done the research myself. I however have no interest in proving it to you.

>Hey if you're actually interested you're free to google more research on the matter. I'm not here to win an online debate and I don't give a shit about your assertions or evidence. I just gave a heads up to someone clearly not aware of their own situation. Because what I'm saying is true and I know this because I have previously a long time ago done the research myself. I however have no interest in proving it to you.

>vasecotmy
he literally cut of his balls for his wife...what a fucking cuck

>vasectomy
Ok, nothing wrong with that.
>wife
Wut.

You get a vasectomy to fuck as many bitches as you want raw without worrying about pregnancy. Why would you fucking marry then?

The joke is, they already have kids, now they're done having kids, wife is done fucking hubby. Enjoy the games hubby.

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>nothing wrong with that

fucking beta...

If she wasn't planning on fucking him why bother cutting his balls off? Just a power move?

>still not getting it
Only a virgin could be this obtuse

I've known of men in their late 30 early 40s who have 3 or 4 children, then get a vasectomy to avoid accidental pregnancies, and go on fucking their wives desu.

In fact, that's the favored strategy among family men.

>Freeze some sperm before getting the vasectomy
>???
>PROFIT!1!

>TEHE here loser play your stupid little games while I go get a REAL MAN who can get me pregnant

>traded his manhood for a fucking xbox
I rarely see things this pathetic.

I don't get it.
Why did he do that?

>vasectomy
Have 3 kids, then tell me how you feel about a vasectomy

Also, XBone is the GOAT media box, and it keeps my wife's brother's sister's husband's son off my beloved PC.
>Tfw can't be mad, because the kid is actually really fucking good at speedrunners, even though he's a 5yo