Friend hands me his laptop

>friend hands me his laptop
>it's a librebooted thinkpad
>it runs tails OS
>he also encrypted his HDD with veracrypt
>above that he's running simplednscrypt and a VPN

just what drives a man to do all of this?
also, r8 his security

does he have his ram epoxied in and insulated?

>veracrypt
2/10 security

>friend

ok sure op

Recommend him LUKS. Veracrypt isn't topnotch*.

*iPhone pun unintended.

Man, and I feel uncomfortable having to type in my password

>simplednscrypt on a linux distribution
This is how I know you're a dumb nigger.

Kiddie porn obviously
But tell him it doesnt matter if he doesnt have a dead man switch to automatically power it off, maybe through a Bluetooth device.
Because when the cops throw a flashbang through the window while they knock down the door he won't have time/be too shellshocked to power it off anyways.

Explain why and give alternatives.

This. I hate the idea of some nigger stealing my old shitpad and popping it's RAM out into a portable fridge and latter looking up my mornings hentai I used to fap to, that's still in memory of the browser even though I have disk caching disabled.

>tfw people like that actually exist on Sup Forums

This. And who the fuck uses Tails instead of Qubes? Stock runs a bit heavy on a thinkpad but it can be stripped down a bit to be more lightweight.

So fucking annoying to be accused of this shit just for having a cyber security hobby. I guess going bald and having a neckbeard doesn't help. Also being a loner doesn't help I guess.

Bluetooth is backdoored.

Yeah, that's really bugging me. Tails is meant to be run from a liveusb, not the installed operating system. That basically defeats the whole point of Tails.

explain what's bad about tails and what's good about qubes

how would a dead man's switch work with bluetooth? would the trigger be a range thing? would it have to stop transmitting? obviously, the run of the mill crime show dead man switch would be incredibly inconvenient. if it was, range, what range would be safest? like i'm not gonna carry my loonicks machine on a trip to the shitter or a drive to the convenience store. would i leave my bluetooth dead man's switch with my laptop, in that case? did i just type out a long-ass question wall that can easily be answered by google? i'm lost, Sup Forums

hes a pedo

>anybody who cares a little bit about his privacy is a pedo
fuck this gay earth

>giving anyone physical access to your machine

He did a good job up until that point.

>>he also encrypted his HDD with veracrypt
>>above that he's running simplednscrypt and a VPN

I do these three things except I use linux's default LVM/LUKS encryption.

wut distro?

I think an nfc chip is a better alternative

Arch.

>ThinkPad
>not just pulling the battery

>systemd backdoor

>what drives a man to do all of this?
To see if he can do it.

>not using POWER9

I am think of using void. I need motivation.

These. The fact that he even made that mistake shows that he's just fucking around.

thinking*

yeah but the idea would be you can destroy your data even if you can't physically touch the machine you're nuking

Void is a very small operation, better to use OpenRC Arch or Gentoo with flags against Poettering software.

Oh, that makes sense. Maybe just an NFC chip and an isolated remote then.

Cheese pizza probably.

Devuan Ceres (based on Debian SID) is comfy af desu tbqh famiglia.

If you are over 25, unmarried, and have one of these hyper secure boxes then I reserve the right to think that you are a fucking pedo.

If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.

Browsing Sup Forums causes people to buy into propaganda.

i mean data recovery can still probably bring back the info on the hard drive with some effort, so imo the best method of pure nuking would be an internal USB header with a USB killswitch (not sure how it would be activated though)
t. CIA nigger

how autistic do you have to be to brag about some programs you installed, through the guise of a fake friend

You can think whatever you want, doesn't mean it makes sense.

>capture and torture him for all the passwords

his flesh is a backdoor

not if your life is meaningless

Post your photo, house address and all passwords to your online accounts.

I'd go full incognito if my internet wasn't complete ass. you want good security if you torrent a bunch of stuff, don't like being spammed while having an internet presence for a few examples.

why would you care about security then

Oh you'll see what politics is capable off. Better start early.
This world is a dangerous place, everyone wants your data eventually - one way or the other.

>not realizing I was shitposting

>implying I know my password
I keep my electronic login chip embedded in my skin and rigged to explode if I press a button on the roof of my mouth.

because the government and big corporations don't deserve my shekels or data

i'm gonna go /cyberpunk luddite/ if i can, Sup Forums
wish me luck

>riding in an old pontiac on a bumpy road
>big ol' bump makes you bounce around
>tongue hits roof of your mouth button
>chip explodes
>all your valuable, sought-after info is gone
why?

Why a dead man's switch? Why not just a momentary switch wired into the bottom from the battery? When you pick it up it dies.

I personally can not wait to break into peoples homes while they are logged into the hypernet and piss into their nutrition tanks

Nice try NSA

Because then you can't pick it up yourself?
Also they often don't move the device but USB backup it in place

Trust me I am part of the cybercrime department of my country.

>friend

Hah, you almost had me, ALMOST.

...

>he knows literally nothing about security
must feel bad

>not using luks

hell yeah, buncha sleepers gonna drink my piss! when i'm discovered, i'll smuggle myself to chiba in pieces, cybernetics hidden in shipments of fish

The button is as far back as my tongue can reach, almost impossible to hit by accident. It also has a plastic cap that needs mild effort to remove.

You don't even reserve a right to grow vegetables at home, let alone something like this

>just what drives a man to do all of this?
child porn

daily reminder veracrypt has AES instr set enabled by default

>veracrypt has AES instr set enabled by default
what does this mean

he's a pedophile

to be fair, that is quite a bit of security if he's not a government employee or some kind of high level banker. assuming he's a normal dude i don't think its far fetched to assume this guy has some less than savory fetishes.