ITT buzzwords you hate

ITT buzzwords you hate
>visual scripting.

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buzzword

>daily driver

>'Proprietary technology' in order to woo consumers

>cloud

>coder
>code artisan

>dongle
>devops
>coding boot camps
>scalable

I'll be honest, I love visual scripting but it opens the gate to Loos and everyone and their grandma wanting to learn how to program.

>INTELLIGENT ALGORITHMS

>Dreamer

>app

>Bots and questionnaires are ''artificial intelligence''

What's wrong with dongle?

so much this

>Machine learning

Internet of things.

suggest an alternative

ALL NEW
MOST POWERFUL EVER CREATED
NEVER SEEN BEFORE

INNOVATIVE STANDARD
CLOUD COMPUTING
NEURAL NETWORK CLOUD BASED STORAGE

Microservices
I fucking hate this word so fucking much

YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE

>_____ as a service

>X is botnet

Why? Does it makes you remember about your microdick?

>super HD retina display

>console killer
>download our app

>Trying to get 4K skins to work in HoneySelect.

>realtime

Not as bad as:

>economic refugee

>It's Uber for ____

How so?

>gentoo

>squeezing your own juice

Come on user, it's 2017.

>foaas.com
only acceptable one

but its not even that user, you can L I T T E R A L L Y squeeze the bag that you put in the machine, and get the same result, it is a 500 dollar bag squeezer

Or you could buy juice in a bottle.

>GPU / CPU

jesus, just call it graphic processor and computer processor

>every business in every field that offers a service marketing itself as a "solution/solutions"

>bare metal
>big data

>deep learning
>C#
>(.*)ubuntu(.*)
>cloud.

cloud, agile development

this and the meme of trying to make all languages functional.

>parking lot
>"let's have this discussion, offline"

>innovation hub

>cloud
>app


Bet you don't like NASA

"app" and "coding" are middle-school-programming-class-using-a-scratch-ripoff tier

>easy to reason about

i swear to god this fucking phrase has gotten x100 more popular recently

>RTG
Jesus, just call it a radioisotope thermoelectric generator.
>MMH
Can we just call it monomethylhydrazine like civilized people?

>FUD (Fear Uncertainty Doubt)

There's a reason why it is never used in non-technology related discussions.

>dongle
Glad I'm not the only one

SOA
DEVOPS

geezes f. xrist

Mongo DB / NoSQL

Our API operates "close to the metal"

>frontend developer
>universal platform
Also
>PC is good enough for basic office work

Honestly, $500 isn't even that much for a well-engineered device that is likely to last 10+ years, if you drink juice often enough, I would glady pay that much to avoid having to press bags every day. The bad thing about it is that it will refuse to press bags that are expired, which also means that the device has to be connected to the internet to press juice, and that you can't use it with third-party juice packs.

Blockchain of/for _______

>has to be connected to the internet to make juice
Literally wtf

Your not fooling anyone macfaggot

actual lol

No I meant when people are reviewing PC
No matter how shitty and unusable it is, their excuse is always Office

Sup Forums

>visual scripting
how is that a buzzword? it's node based scripting, which is visual.

>this whole post
imagine being this cucked

When its applied to desktop enviroments especially

"Informatico"
t. Pedro

>insourcing

I can't find that picture of that guy wearing glasses and he's super skinny and I think he's picking out a pumpkin from some market and I was gonna find it but I couldn't and google just showed a bunch of gay stuff but the plan was to post it and say (You)

Because you're a cuck

"Minimalist"

This all the way.

Tech guru

artisan keycaps

it's written in every other title over at /r/mechanicalkeyboards

A memer,
a dreamer,
knock you out like my name's John Cena.

Annoying buzzphrase:
>"We didn't offer you a job, instead we offer you to be part of our family"
>"The best from our product"

Buzzword:
>AI
>Machine Learning
>Neural network
>Fancy Algorithm
>Smart X
>Professional grade
>Comfort level

Word that have actual legit meaning but misused as buzzword:
>bezel
>TerraFLOPS

ITT

Suprised I'm the first:

OPEN SOURCE

> I N N O V A T I V E
I FUCKING HATE THIS WORD

>container

I get it boss. But unless you already tidy everything up, it won't help us in any conceivable way.

When people shill for some piece of hardware saying it's..
>the best bang for your buck.

Peasant talk for I have no money so I expect everyone to be poor like me.

what the fuck else would you call it you fucking idiot?

>code artisan
No one calls themselves that, right?

>machine learning

who's paying you and how can i get your job

By definition that shit isn't IoT anyway

i never really like saying bare metal but i dont really know a faster way to say without an os

>Must have Agile programming experience

Fuck you HR

ai

>hacking

>.io

better than paying a squatter for .com

But that's just a name of a software engineering technique

Look up the phrase on Google and despair.

Do you have a facebook?

Buzzword
I also hate you, OP

t. triggered hipster

>Our product/solution will offer unique insights for your business

Is it a turnkey solution though?

>_____ engineer
there are only like 8 words that can precede engineer without being a complete meme

do you also say "field programmable gate array" every time. nevermind, you probably don't know what that is

Um, what? Why am I hipster?

*deep learning

Ftfy

this

machine learning is a real thing

>Hacking
>Coding/Coder