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just got on the bus lads
bit warm out still so I've got my shorts on x

AAAHHH YES, also known as "driver couldn't be fucked to deliver your package and went for lunch instead"

fucking WANKERS

Going to make an official complaint and make sure this driver is put out of business. Do NOT mess me around. I am the god of hellfire.

Nice legs?

She's speaking Spanish in that strong Madrid accent

>mum, dad, this is my gf's avatar

hahaha twat

i teared up a bit..

Looking very handsome today in my cardigan and cargo shorts

Yeah really smooth and tanned

OK hands up!

Everyone put your (you)s in the bag and no one gets hurt!