Mom joined the p2p swarm

>mom joined the p2p swarm

>grandpa codes in C#

>mum found my thinkpad compiling gentoo

>dad hardcoded a pass rule on the firewall

>mom found the stage 3 tarball

>dad caught me using i3

>dad confesses that was him that designed the FX5800 cooler

>grandma brings her Thinkpad to the toilet with her

>imouto found the illya folder

>mom found the granny porn seedbox

>little sister routs all network traffic through tor

>mom throws away all trisquel disks under your bed

>new team lead starts reading my past commit messages

>aunt wants your seedbox to access her private network's exposed interface without a proxy

>mom switched your computer to the HURD kernel

>dad found the porn in ~/.config

>sister made a pull request to your incest vn's git

>stepdad found the virtualbox gpu passthrough

>grandpa removed the ad tracking domains from the hosts file

ITT: things that never happened

>wife's son ordered pizza with non-free JavaScript

>uncle enabled upnp on the router

pal passed the interactive porn executible

>aunt bought you a membership to the FSF for your birthday

dude

>mum changed the dns to 8.8.8.8

sauce!

Grandpa disabled RSTP on a redundant access layer segment.

Mom forgot to include
before pushing her project to git

>Mom won't let you stop dressing like a girl or take off the chastity belt until you get into her aes256 encrypted partition and find the password

Little sister is sending http requests on the command line.

> she's just a little curl

The fuck are you talking about, retard?
Who are you quoting?

>Mom got rid of openrc and installed systemd

None of you people have parents what are you talking about

i'd load poppy's chamber if u know what i mean

>mom found the stage1 tarball

Good one!

>foster parents won't give you access to the family nas

>Grandma adds a GPLv3 license to all my school work on my behalf.

>mom uses ublock origin when she visits my website

>brother creates blockchain and routes all traffic through it on a public and searchable ledger

>sister has content filtering on the router

>Close family and friends stage an intervention and tell me that if I don't stop violating the terms of the GNU License agreement then they are forced to sue me.

> wife's son encrypted work laptop with AES
256 and encrypted the key with ADFGVX using Vector "NOTMYDAD"

>grandma creates her own ransomware and now my porn is encrypted until I go see her in the home

>grandpa's windows ME compooter won't connect to AOL
>mom says you have to help or else she's hacking your Gibson

Oh shit! Top kek but ;(

That's sad, man.

fucking trypophobia warning

>Mum's a seeder for Peter's files

> grandma forgets to read SICP

>uncle converted my flacs to 128kbps mp3

...

Literally nothing wrong with that.

>little sister organises my wallpaper folder and replaces all the loli with pictures of herself

>using mp3 when it has been superseded twice

My point still applies. 128 kbps mp3 is transparent.

...

>dog added non-free repo to my debian install

>uncle converted my 128kbps mp3 to flacs!

>big bro rebases onto master

>grandma was on the team that developed the method by which CPUs could be mass produced
True story.

That's what you get for being born to the wrong family.

Koality post

My dad actually does

Don't post that again

>grandma injects malicious JS through my RPI webapp, extracting my parity private key and deleting the ~/.ethereum directory
That one was particularly frustrating

Ya know I also wanna know what this is from. I can fuck off to /r/ if need be

go back

>redditors figure out how not to stick out like a sore thumb on a chair frame welding board

>Ask about animu image that doesn't return on tinyeye or reverse google image.
>In a thread filled with nonsensical bullshit
>called reddit.

Never change Sup Forums

>uncle hacks google and disables reverse image search for animu images.

>dad gains access to the Sup Forums iptables and blocks all redditors

>mom shows your source code to the whole neighborhood

>grandma forced me to use sudo rm rf / after she saw my linux mint install

sauce?

>mum disowns me for poorly configured kubernetes

>fell for my sisters honeypot busybox

>father injected my gcc to interpret all of my code lines as printf ("I AM A RETARD"); again.

Lol

>mom installed gentoo on my system

>mom changed my use flags again

>Brother transferred the CSS of my extremely complex website to inline

What the fuck was Terry doing

>grand honourable dictator enforced W^X

>grandma stole the any key again

I fuckin love these threads

>mother tried to clean up my ~/, but she wound up deleting a bunch of stuff I was saving and needed for later, like .ssh

>cousin offers direct memory access but blocks the backdoor you used on an earlier pen-test

>aunt wants to get back at you by having you mount her filesystem without journaling

>auntist uninstalls all my GUI again

>cousin believes the chain of responsibility is yours due to lazy initiation which led to consecutive dependency injections
>your visitor strategy is seemingly being turned into a double-checked locking with guarded suspension

>turns out the input kludge which caused sequential coupling with constant interfaces was a byproduct of object orgy

>you find out your little sister has been soliciting root access to her systems on the weekends to strangers for fun, and now her hard disk is full because her email queue filled up with tons of emails spawned by all the viruses she's got
>there's no way to fix her without a full system wipe which she doesn't believe in because of religious reasons

>you do a port scan on a hot bitch walking by
>port 22 is serving ssh & allows anonymous logons that have root access

>wife's son found the bull prep man file

>she has anti-adblock on her website

>aunt found the windows partition

>auntie promoted the embarrassing family pics into production

>grandma keeps committing backdoors to your FOSS project

>cousin found the systemd utility to deploy ntrd