Wtf is this?

I think my co worker is spying on me am I paranoid? What is this?

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Give it back, Jamal

nerve gas dispenser, bring a lawsuit

crank it open

Another vantage point

>woman

yall know the drill maam

>men can't paint their nails
stop being sexist and enforcing social gender constructs

no self respecting man would go for a purpleish grey color

maybe youre retarded or that is some kind of plug converter

More angles, OP?

I've sold a bunch of those on ebay. Post tits and I'll tell you what it is

Post your boobs.

waiting for boobies

Newfags should stay on Sup Forums.

open it and bra pls

moar angles of those delicious tits if you want to know. You will be surprised and laugh when I tell you what the fuck that is.

Just pop it open.

do a google search for 'tits or gtfo' and then kill yourself because you came from reddit this past year

>do a google search
Verified newfag. Never use google as a primary term for "look it up", or "search". Google is not the only search engine, kid.

>implying I don't know what tits or gtfo is
We're on a blue board, discussing tech, you fucking faggot. Hence why I said you should stay on Sup Forums, now get back on there, newfriend.

Yes I'm retarded....hence why I'm asking Sup Forums.... but I specifically stayed out of /b or so I thought

get off my board roastie whore!

kys slut

>those nails

only newfags call other people newfags and the rule is universal, fucko.

tits or gtfo

Those are some nasty claws. Do people actually think untrimmed nails are attractive?

Post your titties you fucking whore. We're not gonna help a skank like you till we see dem tiddies.

You post yours too, sweetheart.

Wow, this is how you treat a lady?

Why are you not on the kitchen Louise?

It's a fucking adapter

Pull off your shirt and shake em around a little. The Sup Forumsentoomen demand entertainment.

Y doh?

ITT: A high school kid attempts to be a white knight and fails horribly.

Well, we're waiting.

I know the exact make and model of what you have but I ain't helping for free.

Then why is there a Wi-Fi signal like stuff on it? Unless it's a shitty IoT device I see no reason why you would put it there.

It's a SpyBug X2-9000. It sniffs out the packets while your computer is connected to WiFi in order to read your correspondence. You can get a kit of 3 for about $20 on Amazon. Delivers notifications right to his app. Just Google it.

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this. I want to see what's inside

Kindly show your breasts, madam.

WE DEMAND BOOBIES

BOOBS
BOOBS
BOOBS

SHOW BOOBS

Fuck you, I ain't no girl

This is going nowhere fast

Just like my life

It holds keys. It's missing the front plate that has the keypad. You stole someone's keys. Good job.

All serious answers would be greatly appreciated please

serious here.
show frontal nao

This is exactly what you deserve for trying to solicit white knights to answer your inane thread.

seriously, boobs.

It's your fault for not posting this in /sqt/.

Whoa whoa whoa
You revealed that you are a woman on Sup Forums?
AHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA
=INHALES*
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAHAHAHA

Post feet

The culture's still here, I had almost given up on Sup Forums. You boys make me proud :,)

Don't get the wrong idea - gentoomen aren't picking on you for being a woman, they are picking on you for posting identifying info on an anonymous board. In our view, you did so only for attention. If you had posted something that identified your nationality or even the brand of your computer you'd also be slagged.

through dick, unity

where did you find it?

Open it

I also want to know what the fuck is it, hurry up and post boobs!

Yeah, I don't know why, but this thread made me seriously nostalgic. Is there something wrong with me?

>what is blue bordz?!

Behind her computer screen, we share an office space with opposing desks.... this is the kind of shit she would do which is why I'm curious if it is or not. No specific branding just the numbers which I clearly am clueless as to what those are

>spite and paranoia

And this is why many of us don't want women in our offices.

OPEN IT

piss in a cup or gtfo roastie bitch

Ask your coworker if she planted that bug
Post results

I post anime boobs for our anime board.

This. Gauge her reaction and if she plays dumb, tell her you're going to take it to IT

>inb4 it's the IT guy rajeesh spying on you because he jerks it to that fat white ass

What happens when you plug it in?
Does it make noise?

Doubt it would be used to track you if its plugged into a wall.

I plugged it in and it kissed me on the lips

Questioning life choices atm

>belly button looks like a mouth
That's how you know she's fat.
Dropped

thicc*

There's thicc and there's legitimately obese.
I know a whale when I see one

Nothing happened when I plugged it in.

thanks for that new 60" TV

Did you think a genie was going to come out or what

A girl can dream

Yup. Bought a new figure off of mandarake and some PSN cards. Thanks!

It looks to me like a snap-on adapter for a universal power supply.

????

1. plug in
2. ?????
3. world domination.
>fix'd

One of these types of things.

Cut your fucking nails holy christ I almost vomited.

Ya all suck

The front plug in is very small and has hardly any depth to it .

Give it back to her. Say you found it on the floor and innocently ask if it's hers (don't accuse her or confront her) and gauge her response.

Also, google Narcissistic Personality Disorder. If your colleague has more than three of the traits associated with it then it's pretty likely she's spying on you.

Are there any ports on it?

It's this

how do i post boos guys?

No ports

Doesn't this mean it's either a sonic device or using radio frequency for something?

ni it means double shielded
one, from rain, two from dust

There is that logo on it

Why isn't anybody listening to this guy? Seems to be the best answer so far.

I am!!!

>this guy
Because you're wrong. It's a SpyBug X2-9001

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it's a distraction actually. looked it up.
the device is a open-bob 3X, it's designed to make OP show boobs.
OP just can't read the small print.

>Also, google Narcissistic Personality Disorder. If your colleague has more than three of the traits associated with it then it's pretty likely she's spying on you.

This is solid advice. When you work in HR long enough you begin to notice patterns - the same kinds of people do the same kinds of things to cause the same kinds of problems. After reading up on NPD a few years ago everything fell into place, and problems became much easier to solve. It was disturbing to discover just how inhuman a lot of people really are.

Just tell me what it is you frigging racists! baka