How would you implement shadowban on Sup Forums?

How would you implement shadowban on Sup Forums?

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I'm not a faggot who censors people
Faggot

Log IPs that post on certain boards, and prevent them from posting on other boards. Have it so that their comment is posted, but only on their end.

I wouldn't because Sup Forums isn't dynamic.

By banning you
sage

Banning worthless mobilescum like you who do nothing but shitpost is not censorship, but cleaning the site of impurity

if i ban an ip address, posts by that ip address would only be visible to that ip. to someone from the outside, it would look like the post count was skipping ahead a bit arbitrarily, but that's sort of how fast boards look anyway (it's unlikely that you can account for every single post increment)

public event Shadowban;
public url ip = Convert.ToIP(naughty_user);
Shadowban.Invoke(ip);

Quality post

>shadowban
reminded me of this stupid shit

Just proving my point further, thank you

Mobile UAs should have their own containment site. Although it would be known pretty fast, it would still filter most of the retards

That has to be written by a Pajeet.

Even the worst of the tech PR scums can't write shit like that without killing themselves.

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>he doesn't use spectrocable

I would ban everyone who suggests this and bring back redirect bans. Except instead of /z/, I'd redirect you all to rebbit.

Anything with the word crypto in it would be flagged and hidden from all others.

Disable bumps and comment visibility to others

Yeah, considering that shock stuff like /z/ doesn't work anymore

/z/ doesn't exist anymore? how sad

Yeah, it's been gone for a while. No idea why they got rid of it.

check browser cookies for facebook and reddit, redirect to shock porn

fuck shadow bans, they're not effective because an outside service to check status will quickly be implemented

Throw in twitter and tumblr and you're good to go

Clover, Dashchan etc. would change to reporting normal desktop UAs shortly after.

>(it's unlikely that you can account for every single post increment)
fucking what
a rigorous enough archival service could spot that shit in an instant.

What about redirecting if your screen width is detected to be too small? Doesn't server software like apache have that ability?

>sage
bump

Some boards have dubs turned off
Did you notice that? Probably not

yes i fucking did you stupid faggot literally everyone did and were thankful for it

You could simply mute people but allow them to post, so that they're under the illusion that their voice is being heard when no one ever sees or replies to them. That way, they'll be satisfied, and no one will hear them, and since there's no way to tell if they're muted other than way too few replies, he'll eventually just leave the site.

You can simply manipulate their teenage angst and desire to be taken seriously so that they'll cause no further problems in this world.

that's why i said "you" and not "a system". a shadow ban by definition would be apparent to someone running a rigorous archival service.

don't act like a fucking retard or you might actually get mistaken for one.

i honestly never paid attention in the first place

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Same way youtube or several othe platforms do it? One of my youtube accounts was shadowbanned and all my comments were visible only to me. Of course now I don't use youtube directly

hum this site already shadow bans people

>You could simply mute people but allow them to post, so that they're under the illusion that their voice is being heard when no one ever sees or replies to them. That way, they'll be satisfied, and no one will hear them, and since there's no way to tell if they're muted other than way too few replies, he'll eventually just leave the site.
That's exactly what a shadowban is, you stupid cunt.

people on this board are so fucking stupid you have to wonder if there's a care home somewhere for people with developmental disorders where the computers have all landed on Sup Forums.

this reminds me of that bandwidth crunch extra credits shit

You can't. Since posts are marked sequentially, an addon could be developed cross-checking post numbers with the archive and tell you if you are banned instantly.

>Since posts are marked sequentially

Perhaps turning post numbers into UUIDs in base62 is in order.

for what purpose?

Can we do it to you first...?

F
beeeeez.

But then they would see on the archive their post was missing

Fuck you cunt.

Why is this thread so empty? I thought there would at least be 1 post?

Sup Forums was made 4 being anonymous at least the idea anyways shit posting comes with the territory of anonymity

Remember when they said they had figured out how to compress 1tb files down to 116 bytes, but it turns out they had just been making desktop shortcuts?

Shadowban anyone who posts with a name or trip.

You don't have a point you're just a ragetard faggot about the stupidest shit ever that no one cares about

m00t said in a Q&A (late 2013/early 2014 iirc) that he considered it but couldn't get it to work on Sup Forums
Hiro is just fucking incompetent so there's no way we're getting shadowbanning anytime soon.

Use instancing to slowly restrict the number of ips that get to see their post the more they post on Sup Forums; so at first 90% users can see their posts but then less and less
Also always give them the 'click until all are gone' capchas and never let them stop

Oy vey shut it down.

I don't know how Sup Forums is implemented, what the DB schema is, etc. I'm assuming normal bans are implemented by having a banlist of IP addresses that moderators can add to, and whenever anyone tries to post it checks to make sure they're not on the banlist before allowing them to post.

In theory then you can implement shadowban the same way. Have a shadowbanlist of IP addresses that moderators can add to, and whenever anyone tries to post it checks to see if they're on the shadowbanlist and if they are, it annotates the DB entry to say that it's a shadowban post and to say the IP address of the shadowbanned poster who made it, but other than that it allows the post through. Then when querying the DB for posts in a thread, if you find a shadowbanned post, only return it if the IP address of the requester matches the IP address of the shadowbanned post, so the shadowbanner user thinks his posts are going through. From a client's perspective they requested to view a thread and received a list of posts in that thread. They don't know which posts were excluded or why. And from the shadowbanned user, he doesn't know his post is only being shown to him.

How about just keeping things the way they are and pull that stick out your ass?

>imply your posts are anymore higher quality

this is what a shadowban literally means you illiterate fuckstick.

require a pass

Same as on any other site, but to give the banned user the extra illusion that they are not banned I'd randomly add links to the banned user's posts in random posts in the thread, so the banned user believes people are replying to him.

although these days a shadowban would be easily discovered by just looking at the archive

>posts hurtcore CP
>gets b&
>"DON'T TREAD ON MEEEEEEEEEE"
banning isn't always bad, user

Sup Forums already has shadowbans. I've made posts before where I've gotten trips or quads and no one notices then I checked the thread from another network and the post wasnt visible so it only displayed to the network/IP address I posted it from.

calle NIGGERS

You can also do this but all the other people who have been shadowbanned can see and respond to your posts, so people who have been shadowbanned don't get suspicious.
You're basically creating an underground city of ghosts nobody can see.

It's brilliant. Nobody would ever even know they were banned; they'd just get significantly less responses.

no shadowbanning
this isnt reddit

message.sender.isShadowbanned = true
select from messages where !(message.sender.isShadowbanned && (message.sender != currentUser))

Go back to plebbit, faggot nigger.

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>post on Sup Forums
>shadowbanned on every other board

This is one of the best ideas ever had by anyone.

>If you child

Easy to take that as well.

This.

I wouldn't.

>make thread on some subreddit
>refresh once a second
>upboat numbers on all posts changes every refresh
>moreso than what the number of users would indicate

what did schwartz mean by this

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I guess I'm shadowbanned again since no one sees my post. Nice one mod cucks

But that is far too easy to test.
Just write a post about how awful Linux is or how great systemd is. Guaranteed (you)s.

If you want to make really sure go to Sup Forums and say that racism is not okay.

At least it would mean I would never have to see your posts

i wouldn't

>censors
People continue not to understand censorship.

Yeah, and? Someone using a proxy can easily see if they've been shadowbanned on a traditional forum.

all mods + janitors
any IP they have ever used to sign in

The portion of users that would notice this is likely small. Even if there was a simple userscript to check for it automatically.

kys an hiroshima

and more importantly, why won't my taskbar hide itself?

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>Worthless
You mean the majority of people who visit this god forsaken site?
Yea, worthless let's ban them all.

what if... it's already active ?