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Quick question. Security wise, how unsafe is it to run Windows 10 LTSB with windows update disabled, so zero security patches.

I have Common Sense®©™ installed and I pretty much just torrent, shitpost, and fap (on /e/).

It's really comfy. I'm phone posting off of my HTC 10 atm, so I can't post my fetch.

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>torrent, shitpost and fap (on /e/)

Then why the fuck are you using Windows? Any Linux distribution can do those without the NSA/M$ up your ass.

Linux doesn't run on my machine.

I have an A10-5750 APU with HD 8560G iGPU + HD8970m (=R280m). XServer crashes on login when the 8970 is called. If I could fix it, I would have switched 2 weeks ago.

Odd thing is, I can actually get it working (only on Fglrx and Kernel 3.16), but the 8970 crashes when I hook up my external display.

In terms of Win 10, My only concern is the SMB protocols. I use Rockefeller University's SMB extensively for lab work, and their IT security department is quite literally two black chicks, a Pajeet, and an honest to god retard (think rainman, except without the match stick counting). I am quite confident we have wannacry on NAS servers holding over 50 years of the world's most advanced biomedical research, and I don't want my R34 porn held hostage by a bunch of putin internet jockeys.

testing the shit mods

Linux version: I'ts 4 am and scrolling too fast still causes screen tearing.

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KEBAB! ^_^

>t.retard

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lewd

LMAO dude benis bagina XDDDDDDD

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It's sad how winfags needs to make up arguments when they cannot disprove an argument.

Windows is like a plastic butter knife and Linux is like steel kitchen knife. With windows kids feel always safe to use and have fun with it playing to be chefs, doing things like cutting tomatoes or maybe onions, even if they do it in a slow or clumsy way, but meanwhile they feel happy and satisfied with themselves. Then when they see you cooking with the steel knife they starts wondering how it feels, then they starts whining that they want to cook like you and want to use the steel knife instead the small plastic one. You say that you cannot do that because you're busy but you'll teach him later. The kid gets angry and start whining more that he want the knife now and don't want the plastic one anymore, you tell him that to use the knife he must practice and be patient, meanwhile he should start with a smaller one. The kid gets more angry and tell you that he don't need your ugly and stupid knife because the yellow plastic one is more cool, and more safe, and he can do the same things, and that this one is not allowed for adults to use. Then you laugh in a light way like thinking 'that's cute' and you just say ok.

Later in the night when you're sleeping, the kid takes the steel knife and starts playing with it. He feels very exited, this one is heavier, shiny, it cuts things very easily, now he feels like a professional. Then he try to cut harder things, or trying to cut the vegetables in small cubes. During his play he mistakenly cuts his finger and starts crying very loud. You wake up and hurry up to see whats happening and you cure his finger with a bandage and cleaning the injure. The kid starts blaming you saying that this is because you didn't lend him the knife when he asked, that you never have time for him, that your shitty knife is dangerous and you're a retard for using it, that he didn't need anyway, that was your fault for always treating him like a kid. The only thing you do then is hug him and say, 'ok but promise me that you'll not try to use the knife again until being more grown', the kid just nods with his head while a tear walks over his face.

why is the butt hurt my user friend?

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It's not a kebab. Stop showing your American education.

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Shashlik is technically a kebab, as it is called shish kebab in some countries

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The real joke of Sup Forums and IT, while everyone relies on you to save your ass, you are on the bottom of the rung compared to everyone else at the company.

And when everything is running smoothly, people start questioning why they even need you.

Can someone post the guy that made a ram sword and then ramed it up his ass?

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