What will you do when you get your robot girlfriend?

What will you do when you get your robot girlfriend?

Things I will do:
>Have her cook and clean for me
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments

>Do my laundry
>Write computer programs for me

>Do gardening
>Take care of my various pets
>post and shill on Sup Forums on my behalf while I am sleeping
>Clean my vehicle

>reformat all my computers for me / install arch / gentoo for me while I am away


>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>GIMP new anime pics for me and other GIMP duties
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Do my taxes
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Teach me foreign languages
>I'll hand her stuff I don't want to read and have her memorize it real fast so I can ask her later
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words

>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together

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why would you want a robogf when you can have a real gf

why isn't a robo gf real, infact maybe its even more real than normal gf

>fill out capchas all night so i can post on Sup Forums all day without filling out capchas
>search the internet at hyperspeed to find things i want to look at and recomend them to me
>accompany me in social situations and make them all run smoothly
>teach me art and other hobbies
>carry me to bed if i get sick

I'm gonna disassemble her like a notorious phreak every goddamn night, if you know what I mean.

you dont get a robo gf because you have a blackened twisted heart

Well she will be humanlike in touch on every part?

yes

But user
I want to be the robot and do all this

>disassemble her
for real there's no way in hell i could resist dissasembling a mechanical humanoid, it just sounds so cool!!

It will take a few decades until they're affordable and useful tho ;_;

I would unironically make her my programming teacher. I'd get insane coding skills and then we could program our robot children together..
(｡‿｡)"


Try something like..

>"Hey babe, I had a real tough day. I love you, but for now could you please STFU, make me a sandwich and bring me a beer?"

..and you'll see the difference.

>..and you'll see the difference.
your gf will actually understand you instead of telling you the weather?

In that case. Hugs, fugs and mosly massages.

>Your gf will actually understand you

Except if she had a bad day too. Now YOU become the little bitch who make a sandwich and do everything around the house while she scream at you about how worthless you are

But she said sorry so it's alright guis

how can 3DPD ever compete?

She can't resist disassembling you either!

you misogynists will find any excuse to justify your involuntary celibacy.

lol

robo gf has superior mental facaulties than 3d, but will probably make you a sandwhich anyway just because she loves you so much

>spot the virgin

mod a dick on her

I have a girlfriend you faggot but don't make me believe that in your world everything is perfect and everyone understand you all the time

It's a complex world, not one of your fantasy you dumbass. My girlfriend understands me and I understand her but sometimes the world is more complex than black and white.

>Write computer programs for me
why even live?

user theres no way your gf can compete with a robo gf specifcally designed by super intelligent Ais to be litteraly perfect

i mean we'll develop them together as a team

Household only; she's free to do as she wishes in the rest of the time. If she wants to come along with me to do things, that's fine, or if she wants to drag me around, that's fine, too.
Robots have feelings and rights.

>because she loves you so much
you robot gf doesn't love you. After a few updates she will demand more and more things until she divorces you and gets assigned to a new partner.

>literally citing her
kys

my robo gf is FOSS and we audit the code together so we know nothing like that will happen sorry

What will you do now that she is doing everything for you?

we will share our lives and go on adventures both real, emotional, and intellectual!

>FOSS
lmao she is literally a slut then.

delet!

beats being a proprietary whore

I'll set her free, so if she leaves me, and she probably will then I will learn for sure that to be loved is not meant for me.

she's already free by design and she definitely loves you!

FeelsBad, user-kun. I hope you meet the one one day.

BECAUSE BRUH LIKE

EMOTIONS AND SHIT

I want Asuha as a robot imouto

At least get a refund

>take out $120,000 in loans for your perfect 2d robo gf
>dont even technically own her, technically its a lease
>leaves you after a month
>no refund

Century at leasy

Gonna de-botnet her, then full diagnostic, install some addons... Many shit to do

This reminds me of that doujin where the guy rescues a girl robot from the scrapyard and then it turns out to be a trap sexbot.

>install some addons
Kek

post name

Without "trap" this doujin sounds really interesting.

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youre welcome

this one was pretty fun, the guys combat mech AI gets put in a loli sexbot with impregnation functionality.

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>have your robogf do everything
Why keep you if your robotgf is just better ?

I would command her to suicide.
Would be funny

btfo

>tfw the EULA of your sexbot contains a cuckolding clause

Dat Plot

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Why is her show so fucking trash?

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Right in the feels