Uni comp sci stories?

Uni comp sci stories?

>kid walks up to the professor
>asks "Do you know how to overclock a computer"
>teacher has a PhD in theoretical comp sci
>teacher says no
>walks away disgusted and probably contemplated suicide in her office

lets hear em

I was the kid who asked it

I saw this kid doing it

I was the professor

That story was shit. In fact, calling it a story is a bit of a stetch. Those poor professors have to deal with autism all fucking day long. Now they have to deal with faggots like OP too.

I was another student in class and I can confirm this happened

We're all stuck in a shitty inline reddit comment chain where the joke was horrible to begin with...

i know this is bait, but it still does bother me that a lot of comp sci majors, phd or not, don't know a damn thing about hardware.

I'm this guy's dad and know for sure how it went down.

eh leave that bit for the computer engineers

I was the professor's office. She cried inside of me...

>be me in cs
>Only 41/900 graduate on time
>Wow! CS must be hard
>Get a tech job before graduating
>Work because school is a waste of time and money

hot

I was the hallway the office was in, I can confirm she went into the office to cry

>have new FagBook Pro
>in a lecture with a small class
>guy with hair in a manbun and a purple sweater sits right next to me
>"heyyyy duuuuude is that pro?"
>respond with "yeah, just got it, trying to focus on these notes"
>he keeps trying to talk about Apple products with me
>keeps sitting next to me every day for like 3 days
>literally tell him to fuck off and then move to the other side of the row
>never bothers me again
That was the day that I found out that Macfags are absolutely cancerous and that I'm better off using my iTurds at home.

I was the janitor and can confirm I mopped tears.

Serves you right.
Should of told daddy you didn't want one.

I'm that guys other dad and can confirm this is all true.

Literally me. I havent bother overclocking a computer since I was a teenager. I spend my time programming, not playing children's video games, so why would I need to?

>carrying on a conversation in a "small" lecture
do you even go to college or were you both just betas with voices that naturally sounded like whispers

>theoretical computer science
What

> PhD in theoretical comp sci
Wow you can PhDs in things that don't exist?