Mom found the encrypted hidden volume

>Mom found the encrypted hidden volume

And how did she do that exactly?

How? Most tech illiterate people can't get passed a windows login screen password.

This. Also what's on the volume? CP? If it's CP I hope she disowns you and tells the police you degenerate pedo NEET, kys.

Why are you letting your Mom on your computer? Do you share? MODS! UNDERAGE BAN!

>Dad is nmaping my laptop

>Little brother found my trap folder

There is literally nothing wrong with being a pedophile.

protip: screaming "MODS" doesn't get their attention. they're not your mom. also, even your mom thinks about coat hangers when she hears your shrill screaming from the basement.

My mom probably could. If I had one. Luckily, I'm not doing illegal stuff.

t. disgusting pedophile who will hang on the day of the rope

>mom plugged in a USB she found dropped on a parking lot

I'm sure you're just larping as one.

>day of the rope
tomorrow for sure

>/r9k/ template threads on Sup Forums
tfw mom found the piss bottle dildo lmao

what's your fucking problem cunt

>The absolute state of slash gee slash

>larping
>live
>action
>role
>playing
>live action role playing on the internet

lurk moar newfag

Are you implying there's life beyond the internet?

fucking kill yourself, please.

>grandma sues me over GPL violation

>sister found the windows installation

Grandpa bruteforced my ssh keys

CCleaner found the hidden .rar

>Second cousin spoofed MACs to get into the Wi-Fi

>Mother in law set the switch Gi/0 ports to half duplex

>Mom found the encrypted hidden volume

Jesus fucking christ, do you want to switch moms ?
Mine doesnt even know how to make gmail account.

>mom set up a clone SSID to steal my WPA2 credentials

>Xerces downloaded the NAS

>mom forwarded port 443

>Mommy found the source code and it's auditing it
SHIEEEEEEEEEET

that was some easy bait, surprised people responded to you

>Mom found the ssh keys

>sister denied the pull request

>not knowing about the MODS script that automatically alerts the FBI of a suspicious thread

kys my man

Not even close.
>flagged post
>stored for LEA to check whenever

>>Sup Forums

>mom is deauthing my phone and laptop off the wifi for not doing the dishes

>uncle mommy found my secret floppy disk that I accidently forgot to take out of the A: drive