Do green bubbles know how pathetic they are?

Do green bubbles know how pathetic they are?

Why aren't you posting from an iPhone, sweet summer child?

when I think of iPhone, I always imagine a skinny nigger with beats headphones using it.

I dont know why apple can have such high prices, when poor niggers are their main customer base lol

applel shills are getting more and more unoriginal

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You won't have to look at the green bubbles anymore because they're entirely covered by the iNotch™

>tattooing a picture of a syrian immigrant on your body

Is this a display of typical american culture to the world?

Swifty gets it.

>that "90% of iphone users buy the base model" article goes here

My boss is a millionaire and the richest guy I know. Android user.

So it's blue bubbles or blue balls?

>buy an iPhone 5c for $50
>call everyone with a green bubble broke
You asshats always find a way I tell ya

So you need a cheapass iPhone 5 to chat with people?

Rich white kids on the west coast are their main cutomer base, niggers just steal most of them.

>Uses Stacy's, his sister, old iPhone 4 because she can now afford the iPhone 6

theres lots of dumb millionaires, your boss just happens to be one

Poe's law at it's finest.
Didn't you notice the subtle JPEG artifacts?

Lurk more, faggits.

>not being able to set the color of bubbles to whichever you like best

how is this allowed

>Loot / steal phones
>call others broke niggas

>Buy used iPhone 5 from a druggy for $40
>Whores think I'm rich because I'm a blue bubble

good luck getting one without damaged screen, water damage or icloud lock for $40

I don't even spend money on sms

I can buy an iPhone 5S new for less than what my Oneplus 3 cost, guess that makes me rich

is there a way to fake those fucktards from android?

Recently bought a MacBook and I have thought on how I could use the iMessage on my phone via my mac. Didn't do anything yet, but I think i could do it if I:

>Root my phone
>Install ARM linux on it
>Install a program like TeamViewer on both devices
>Keep it running on the Mac
>Boot into linux whenever I don't want to look poor when chatting with a girl that has an iPhone.

Thoughts?