Admit it, you’d buy one if you can afford it

Admit it, you’d buy one if you can afford it.

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If I had enough money to buy that on top of everything else I want I would buy a phone dipped in gold

Just admit it

LG V30 800 bucks better phone, stay away from the emoji machine

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i like the design though, still wouldnt buy one for a grand

I can afford it, it's just useless to me.

yeah fair point. sending animated emojis to yourself would probably get tiresome pretty quickly

I wouldn't know, but I'll take your word for it.

lol ok

all those features and it still doesnt have a notification light

no if I had money to waste I would buy an apartment, why would I want a phone

>asymmetrical design on front
>no fingerprint reader
>back camera potrudes and looks like some kid glued it on
>1300$
Yeahhh....no

Admit it, you'd buy one if you could afford it

How has no one mentioned how useless face id will be in daylight? Sun is going to flood the front facing ir camera making it impossible to confirm your face. Enjoy "taking a selfie" just to unlock your phone

>Buying a $999 phone where the fucking notch doesn't adapt to 90% of the apps

apple is just giving a boost to the creator economy, since all the app developers get to sell a new, x-compatible version!

apple engineers are all in california and they're not NEETs. something tells me that they've thought to design for the use case of "being outside on a sunny day". maybe i'm wrong, though. who knows?

it's pretty incredible that, as desperate as you guys are for stupid things to bitch about, you guys aren't pointing out that this completely fucks women wearing burqas and stuff. for a radically progressive company, apple really screwed the piglet on that one.

nah, I'll be getting the 8+.
base model one too since they finally made a base model phone that has usable built in storage.

Where is it asymmetrical??

>62497014
Why would I spend $1,000 in what is essentially a disposable computer? Don't tell me otherwise, Apple will gradually slow that thing down with software updates to obsolete it out of spite. Why would I even need such a powerful processor on my phone anyway? Psy from calls all I do on it is look for Chan on my trip to and from work and taking notes in markdown appointments when no other computer is around. For the same price as the iPhone x you can get a decent spec laptop from System76 or a ThinkPad. Those machines will get software updates for as long as the hardware can comfortably run the operating system which Apple fags like you can't claim. It also doesn't get cut off from software updates after 2 years like crap droids.

Flagship smartphones are a waste of money. Maybe mid end phones are a waste of money too. This is from a guy who thanks most entry level technology products are waste. I don't care what you were going to say you can get something else for $1,000 that you would like more.

Draw a horizontal line over the middle of the phone

It's simple. You get kicked out of the walled garden if your app doesn't accommodate the notch

why would i do that?

o shit i see it now

why do you think

>women wearing burqas
Who would think about that

it's as relevant to people on Sup Forums as the "sunny day" use case is. neither is ever going to affect you dumb autistic faggots. at least the muslim woman issue is real.

Yeah, that is why even when indoors they hold the phone face height (so it isn't point straight up into the lights). Again, hope you enjoy taking selfies

>tfw apple can watch me fap on infrared

because the iphone folds? i'm confused.
seriously, why would i care if it's horizontally symmetrical?

Obviously you don't care since that fits your argument

if i had 1000 bucks to spare i would certainly spend it on something else other than a fucking phone, much less an apple product

So you can't unlock your phone while it's face up on a desk? You have to pick it up and take a selfie?

most interior lights - even stage lights - aren't nearly bright enough to obscure an IR camera.

i appreciate the argument that a staged demo is staged, but there are some aspects of staged demos that are contrived merely because you're trying to emphasize a certain feature - not because of some fatal flaw.

no really, i'm trying to be receptive to your argument, but i'm not seeing why it matters that the top half is symmetrical with the bottom half. is this something that matters for some reason, or is it just because it looks more aesthetically pleasing if it's radially symmetrical, or what?

>radially symmetrical
don't use words you don't understand user

now that guy is just gonna pick on this and avoid the actual question
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I wouldn't, if I had the money I would buy the note 8, it's better in every aspect compared to the fruity toddler toy x

i just meant symmetrical in any direction, which seems to be the natural end goal if he's pushing for something that's symmetrical vertically and horizontally.

Only thing note 8 is better than iphone x is being a detonation decixe

desu if I had $1k to burn I'd get a new chinkpad or frankenpad one, way more useful.
Old rooted S5 is still good.

>buying a spying device
Please.

If I had the money to buy it I would buy a golden hammer and smash the phone.

same. i'd much rather have an android phone. i much more readily trust google, a multi-billion dollar advertising company, with my data.

You can always flash a ROM without Google Apps.

Wrong phone, newfriend

>trusting the platform invented by a multi-billion dollar advertising company at all
okay i'll get right on that

I was hoping they'd upgrade the SE.

What is a dot projector

It's missing a SIM slot, no buy.

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Hoping you are right and they are making use of strobing to filter the light. The projector is likely a grating and even the kinect only has a 30mw diode which assuming the same diode in the iphone distributed over 20k points with say 70% diffraction efficiency means each dot is very low intensity. Still a huge concern imo

I could buy one every month, but why? I hate the walled garden ecosystem, I hate Apple users and their mindset, don't agree with Apple policies and I hate paying extra for status alone, especially when it's just the nigger-rich illusion of status. The only way I can see using one is if my phone suddenly broke and I received the X for free with the condition that I can't just sell it and buy a phone I actually want. Then I'd keep it because I don't like wasting money. But other than that there isn't a single incentive for me to buy it. I know this is bait, but I also know there are actual Apple users that think like this.

I wouldn't because Apple app store is even more draconian than Android store and getting around region locks is much harder.

like i said before, it would be an enormous oversight on the part of apple engineers - who live in the bay area, in california - to not spot issues with the sun. if they were in stockholm or alberta or something i could kind of understand it, but california gets like 260 days of sun per year.

Its ugly. I got a note 8 instead. It was the right decision.

>smartphone

you got cucked son. real men dont have time for toys

>What is a dot projector

I love that note 8 finger print reader. Everyone bitching about the placement probably has small hands and shouldnt get a big phone anyways.

all of that being said, if the iphone x honestly has serious issues with the sun and stuff, then i agree that'll be a huge embarrassment for apple. i'm not going to pretend it wouldn't be an enormous fuckup for them. i'm just not going to default to assuming they fucked this up.

i WOULD assume they fucked up the thing where muslim women wearing burqas or whatever can't use face ID, because apple is great about talking about inclusion and shit but terrible about actually doing it. but i tend to err on the side of what requires less of a logical leap; apple probably has practically no engineers wearing headscarves or whatever.

The thing I like about Apple is they'd tell them to go fuck themselves before they completely rejigger their shit to comply, just like that time they removed the iTunes store from an entire country because they tried to dictate shit.

one of apple's strengths seems to be their willingness to tell legacy users to die in a fire. it allows them to drop old shit and move on to new shit relatively nimbly.

IR penetrates clothing pretty well, though. I doubt it would obscure the image significantly although it will still take another efficiency hit.

they didn't want to call it notification light because someone might get the idea that it android had it a decade ago

i would think that if an IR camera can see through burqas there would be a lot more voyeur porn with surreptitious IR cameras.

... not that i'd know anything about that.

Unless it's OS X, then they move at a glacier's pace.

Why would anyone beside low IQ mongrels buy overpriced shit?

yeah but i mean that when apple moves on a thing (like some hardware), they don't seem to care to support older users. with os x it's mostly that they've neglected it. if it got more attention i bet it'd be all but impossible to develop for.

When did Sup Forums's grammar go down the shitter?

It really has no direction anymore. I love all the behind scenes tuning but there's so much more room for improvement. Provisioning os x is a complete clusterfuck that they could solve in a single stroke.

2003

I would buy an older iPhone if I had to buy an iPhone. If I could choose I'd buy Galaxy S2 or some such shit.

admit it, you're a paid shitskin shill.

iPhone SE >

I'd pay my rent

reported

It looks stupid and I can't plug my good headphones into it. Why would I?

my iPhone 6 Plus from 2014 is nearly as good

4 times slower in all benchmarks

What are you using your phone for that benchmarks on it matter? The most I use it for is google and killing time.

Somewhen in 2016, for the iPhone 7 launch, some Apple manager in Norway forgot to pay the usual young faggots that will literally do anything for money, to queue in front of an Apple store in Denmark.

Result in pic related.

Two fanbois still showed up, but somehow, no excitement will come up, if reality hits you hard.

> Fuck this, we still gonna pop the confetti.

Not a chance. I'd sooner buy a Pixel 2 XL, Note 8, or even an iPhone 8 Plus

>4 times slower in all benchmarks

Twitter & Youtube don't need a supercomputer

120hz would be nice but I want to get 5 years out of this iPhone if I can

I wouldn't buy it because it's ugly as shit and face ID creeps me out

Only when they remove the stupid camera bump already. Not a fan of the glass back either, it'll look like shit due fingerprints.

no

but then how would I stay myself

>System 76
Aren't those shit?
I brielfy fucked around with a friends and the build quality was abysmall. Have they gotten better in the last couple years?

>that fingerprint button layout

derp

reminder to (You) the shills.

Morons

what a fucking shame apple, your device is so shit that you have to come here

I'm just going to cash in my NSA hearing directly

it will be way less expensive and we can get it over with already

A tim cook? not entirely sure.
I do like humping guys but he's a bit old.

>take away removable battery
>take away IR blaster
>take away second screen
>take away durability
The only thing lg v series about this thing is it will break after a year. Get a v20

hmm. I guess I might if I were making say $200k a year after taxes. Probably not though. I'm still pretty happy with my Moto E 2nd Gen.

I really wouldn't. The notch would trigger my autism

if I could afford it, I'd buy other stuff