>be me
>24 year old kissless virgin
>have no prospects of women
>have no prospects of ever losing virginity
>but you know what?
>that's ok
>because I am a wizard
>for you see
>I know the forth programming language
Be me
Blake Brown
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Jack Hughes
I still have 4 years to not become this.
Camden Ross
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Kayden Adams
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Zachary Evans
>>I know the forth programming language
Jason Allen
I only have two
Angel Robinson
already 5
Jeremiah Kelly
so what do you do with it?
Ethan Adams
may the FORTH be with you
Nolan Taylor
rekt :)
Evan Long
How is your shitty life technology related?
Luke Howard
Just hit the gym and buy a fit girl a drnk.
James Jones
I was a kissless virgin until 23, then I stopped being kissless and stopped being a virgin.
I personally suggest you join the Alt-Right, become a hardcore anti-Semite and misogynist, and start treating women the way they deserve: as property to be told what to do. On a serious note you will find that most women respond positively to dominant people, and those who don't are crazy or not worth the trouble.
Evan Johnson
I just turned 29 today. One more year to go bros!
James Allen
Far right people dont even label themselves Alt-Right. It's nothing but a meme pushed by mainstream media to make the Trump movement look like Nazi's.
Charles Williams
>tfw lost vcard at age 16
>tfw became disillusioned about women
>tfw won't ever be able to become a wizard no matter how hard I try to be one
Daniel Jackson
I am about to be 28 this month and all of that OP. Don't care.
Ian Adams
go fuck an escort and you'll stop giving a fuck altogether about sex
Xavier Bailey
>tfw I program so that I can forget about my empty and depressing life
>sometimes the despair seeps through the cracks and I must drink
Ryder Hill
premarital sex is sin
Brandon Richardson
How needs people when you can talk to computer. I'm in CompSci right now, my long term goal is to get in AI field.
Dominic Stewart
well at least you don't take a look at your HS crush's social media after fapping, the feeling is much worse than wanting to drink
Aaron Hill
you only call yourself a wizard if you are at level 30.
In any case you still have a long way to go before you can become a grand master wizard like the Dalai Lama. (virgin at age 82)
Ironically the HHDL actually practices tantric magick.
youtube.com
You have a long way to go young grasshopper.
Luis Reed
I'm a year away from becoming a wizard. What powers will I gain?
Andrew Myers
>tfw Richard Gere is honorary grand master wizard and you're not