What the FUCK is this?

What the FUCK is this?
Google Play Store's gone and I can't use any other Google apps. I didn't even do anything.

>using the droid

>be me
>Androidfag since 2011
>ZTE, Huawei, Sony, Samsung, Motorola, Alcatel, owned a bunch.
>last week get iPhone
>All the girls I know are super happy they can iMessage me now
>new people I meet aren't repulsed by my green bubbles
>iOS isn't even that bad

Sure there are some things about Android I missed, but its just simpler you know?

>>Not your personal tech support
Also /sqt/ is ---》 that way.

>uses literal Pajeetdroid
>wonders why it doesn't work
kek

...

>using playstore
>2017

Photoshopped image

>using google apps
your fault, bud

This is a good thing. Your botnet broke

>SJWs use apple
Really makes you triggered.

cucked

If I were to guess, I think google's been having problems across the board. I haven't had any trouble with any of their apps (knock on wood), but jewtube's been flaky for me all day.

HUR DUR SJW's
TRIGGERED

f-droid + yalpstore

booth gpl licensed
remove botnet

The Apple iPhone X doesn't have this problem.

>iMessage
Most people on iPhones text normally
>Green bubbles
Android doesn't have green bubbles, they're blue

0/10 made me reply

use yalp store from fdroid

It does when the appstore breaks.

kill yourself

(You)

Daddy can buy them all the iPhones they want, I'm happy knowing I bought my S7 Edge. Fuck your green bubbles, broke as bitches.