Lil robo style story for /g
>be me the geek in the family
>sister gets her blackberry, she loved pinging the whole time.
>gives me her old nokia ovi (god that phone was perfect)
>dad gets to upgrade from a nokia to iphone 4s because his friends told him to get one.
>his first smartphone so he had to get used to swiping.
>I was still 10 with my perfect nokia ovi.
>my mother upgrades from a samsung flip phone to a cheap htc (€90 back then)
>she loved it even though the iPhone was far superior because she could install whatever the fuck she wanted.
>lil twathat drops htc so my mother got a samsung galaxy ace
lel I still have that phone with android 4.4.4 kitkat on it.
>my dad bought my mother a iPhone 4 since my sister took hers because she broke her blackberry then bought a samsung mp3 player with gsm and dropped it again
>rip cash.jpeg
>my mother didn't like it that much, she hated that she got restricted.
>after a year of converting to apple everyone had iPhone in the family, no one from the hunderds of persons had any other phone than a Iphone... but the special ovi snowflake is me
>then suddenly out of nowhere... my dad bought a s5 in a t-mobile because he liked how it looked, its size was nice and he also liked the feel and power of android.
>all other members where still buying iPhones year after year but my dad was the first to get a same priced android handset that was superior
>my face melted when he brought that s5 to home base
>jesus christ it was fast, big and filled to the brim with features.
>he gave me his fitness tracker aka the gear fit
>fiddling to make it work without the phone worked?
>Sort of actually, I couldn't use it to connect to wifi but bluetooth connections worked fine
>after a lot of time my cousins buy their first samsung smartphones the galaxy s4 mini
>they got that android tweaking kick
Im running out of characters I will post more
The Android Family
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inb4 underage
>Im running out of characters I will post more
please don't
>one execption goes to the last cousin, he didn't like his s6 because he didn't like that updating is non existent.
>tell em that any version of android that is made in the last 5 years is compatible with most apps.
>he upgraded to a iphone 6 anyway.
>all of them reverted because of him
>still stuck with ovi and other gook phones
>ovi breaks and since I was twelve and had a dubstep addiction I bough a Qware mp4 player.
>finally after so many years my dad upgrades from a s5 to s7, doesn't give me the iPhone 4s
>my mother gets a samsung galaxy j5 2015 for just.€150
>She is fucking happy with how much phone she got for so little cash.
>because of cheap chink gook phones my family used to hate android.
>the tables have turned
>they tried a budget android phone as backup... not a while later suddenly almost everyone got a galaxy, xperia, one and other phones.
>they where amazed that android phones where this good
>their look on their faces when they see a Iphone screen that is so small.
>I get my mothers iPhone 4
>me so happy because I could download music over wifi
>a year later 95% of everyone that I know switched from iOS to Android fully in one year only
>Nobody ever said that they couldn't download an app because their version was old
>From €30 tablets to €800 phones I was the only one including my uncle and aunt who had a iPhone
>dad gives his s5
>install custom roms and tweaks faster than the speed of sound
>one year of tweaking heaven the s5 port shorted because fucking chink adapter
>get uncles iPhone 4s
Apple would never slow down their phones amiright?
>download iOS 7 it got slower, iOS 8 it got even slower and iOS 9 killed that phone
>just a month ago it got kill
>buy my very first new phone the s8
>liked it loved it
>cousins come over because they bought a iphone 7
>I expected them to be exicted.pdf
>they came with 2 iphones bricked ready for me to fix
>overwrite and hard flash the fucker
W8
Guess what happend after 10 years of smartphone?
Everybody became a android neet
And this provided me with so much data
>lil it guy that fixes it for "free"
My 105 person family proves that
iPhones do get slower over a period of 5 years and then become unusable because apps don't support it anymore
The average lifespan of a android phone is 3 years of updates (if you are lucky) and 5 years of android patches gets you far, most apps still support the old 2010 handsets and most of them still can be modded.
The average buying price dropped from €600 to €900 to just €100 to €500 and amount of active phone loans dropped 50%
Only 2 out of 105 devices got infected, everything running 4.0 or higher is safe and clean
The chance of upgrading with obsolence dropped to 5%
Out of the 105 95 where always buying the newest samsung galaxy
So what are your experiences?
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Prove it that I am underage
(I am not)
>dad loves taking family portraits on his shweet galaxy s5
>one day i get diarrhea and it was really loud and painful
>then my mom had to clean up the toilet and she was saying what a big boy i am
>then i posted a play by play of it on Sup Forums
>by then i mean right now
>g2g poop some more bbl guise
If Sonic Says would've been made in 2017, there would be an Episode about Sup Forums
First off jesus christ what came up to your mind when writing that.
(Are you mentally healthy?)
Second does this pic look likes that one from a underage guy?
Its my secure folder
just teasing you friend, good blog post fwiw
Did I live under a fucking rock?
There is a tv show for sonic says?
I didn't know that existed, maybe because I live in the graat nation of holland but damn.
Great blog post champ, how do I unsubscribe?
You had me good
But if you read it fully (90% doesn't do that) it says robo and I meant r9k with it.
But if you rated my real story what would you give it?
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Shit blog, please consider suicide you underage b& piece of shit.
>I FUCKING HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU POSTED SOMETHING I DONT LIKE INSTEAD OF THE GENERAL COPYPASTAS BECAUSE I AM RETARTED
>I THINK YOUR UNDERAGE BECAUSE REDDIT SPACING AND UHHHH YEAH THATS WHY
>I WILL POST MY OPINION WITH AN SHITTY ANIMU PICTURE SO THAT I WILL BE MORE APPEALING TO OTHERS IN THE THREAD
>YOUR OPINION DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE WHAT I SAY MATTERS SO STFU
>DONT GREEN TEXT ME REEEEEEE
>MOM I AM GETTING HARRASED ONLINE REEEEEEE MOM I AM LOSING
>YEAH IF I SHOULD REACT WITH SOME INTELLECTUAL COMMENT SURELY EVERYBODY WILL HATE HIM EVEN THOUGH YOU DIDN'T READ THE WHOLE THING
>INSTEAD OF CONTRIBUTING SOMETHING TO THIS SITE I WILL POINT OUT THE FAILURE IN OTHERS
>MOMMMYYY HELP IM LOSING REEEEEE
pretty much summed this guy up
This guy also gets the Don't you guys get the joke?
you have to go back
>105 person family
POO
You guys actually falled for it
My reddit tier pasta has worked
You are a disgusting normie so >>>out
See>poo
Ahahhahah very funny humor laugh rakesh
I hate phone posting
Automatic slash removal hihuhuh samshit
Reported, have fun with your b&
>i was only pretending to be retarded
I am 18 and the ovi dead 8 years ago
Second you just announced a report dumbboy
Did you read the rules?
(You)
>>dad gets to upgrade from a nokia to iphone 4s because his friends told him to get one.
>>his first smartphone so he had to get used to swiping.
>>I was still 10 with my perfect nokia ovi.
iphone 4s came out in 2011, which is 6 years ago when you were 10, so you are 15 to 16 yo at most
>iphone 4s
>released 6 years ago
>I was still 10 with my perfect nokia ovi
>8 years ago
Please explain
>Meneer Murat
A FUCKING SANDNIGGER
It was bait holy shit
Ahhahahah remove kebab
Thanks for telling all of us that you are underage.
You now really need to return to
>i-it was bait, just p-please don't think i'm a drooling downie
The story is half made up
It actually happend but not so fast.
It took 15 years for this to happen not 8 years.
And the everyone switched in one year was lied.
Everyone switched because of financial status.
This is the same kind of bait I did on /biz and I got banned for it
Damn I must be good right?
It was a real story memed up.
The 105 person family pajeet
The cousins redneck
Special snowflake that doesn't get anything he wants autist
Just try to find everything I am not spoiling it
Are you guys even reading it?
inb4 ban
You see it mr.pajeet?
Boho archive.is
I bet most of you can't even have the courage to make your own thread
>I was 10 when the iPhone 4 was new
>I was 12
>dad upgrades from a s5 to s7
So are you like 14 or something?
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING MODS REEEEEE