One day, a neckbeard left his house and met a beatiful woman. They hit it off and she came back to his apartment. He opened a bottle of wine and asked her what music she liked: ``Oh, I don't have any pop music, sorry lady.'' ``That's OK'', she replied, ``I know a great online radio station.''
She opened the laptop on the coffee table. The OS seemed alien to her, it was a strange grid of text, but he was more than happy to show her how to open a web browser using the terminal.
She went to the radio station's website but it wouldn't load. ``The site won't load, I think your computer is broken.'' ``OH!'', he said, suddenly seeming much more intense than he had just moments before. ``It must be a Flash website, I do not have Flash installed on my computer because I only use Free Software™!''
The girl seemed confused: ``But I want to listen to the radio...''
``FLASH DOES NOT RESPECT YOUR FREEDOM. PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE IS A CANCER ON SOCIETY! I BET YOU HAVE A MACBOT YOU FUCKING HIPSTER!''
Just as he was about to launch into another speech the girl slipped out of his apartment clutching the mace concealed in her bag.
The neckbeard is a virgin to this day.
Henry Bell
Good thing flash is dead and this entire post is invalid
James Rodriguez
>Mods delete owo/desktop post >Mods leave absolute shitposts still here really gets the noggin joggin
Asher Bell
he had to find an arch screenshot from someone else to make this thread because he is too retarded to install Arch lol
Zachary Cooper
The man’s got a point.
Justin Kelly
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Bentley King
>drink coffee with nice looking woman >she wants to listen to the radio >i go to the adress she tells me and the site won't load >site requires nonfree javascript >tfw botnet wants me to stay a Virgin
Jack Cook
>implying woman would associate with a neckbeard
Brayden Sanchez
this post is fake the girl would have left when she saw the guy was using kde, everyone knows girls love gnome
Mason Young
This neckbeard can fuck my boipucci all he wants
Jack Walker
>open a private youtube window so no account cookies >get default page targeted for normies >pick anything from the music section >not act retarded That works. Not for me though, I honestly listen to more faggy shit than my wife, who's a metalhead.
Aaron Collins
ez pz just run firefox with flash installed inside a docker container and vnc into it
Nolan Lopez
Freedom always wins in the long run.
Tyler Russell
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Dominic Roberts
>Install flash to play whatever station she wants >Uninstall it after she leaves Wow, so hard
Jayden White
>his OS lets him install unfree software
Robert Powell
Install it in a VM then?
Ethan Fisher
>my wife, who's a metalhead. Lucky
Aaron Sanchez
and you're going to waste time fumbling with that shit in front of her?
Nolan Bennett
Welcome to 2010
Luke Morris
> His os is in control of what is allowed to install and what is not
My main argument against libretards
Jose Reed
>My main argument against libretards wow you just proudly admit infront of everyone that you're a fucking retard??
>His government is in control of if you can have slaves or not
my main argument against libretards
Andrew Diaz
Of course not. I'm not so fucking short sighted that I can't predict that maybe, just maybe, the average person doesn't understand the non-free software stance and I would have a VM set up already to handle that shit. Are you incapable of thinking ahead?
Jayden Hughes
how do I block non-free software and cockblock myself?
Austin Thomas
>wow you just proudly admit infront of everyone that you're a fucking retard?? Whatt?
Adrian Roberts
this is why i need to take photo of my girl giving me oral next to my arch+plasma laptop
Angel Lee
>implying any female i bring to my apartment doesn't into GNU already
Camden Sanders
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Josiah Hernandez
I use Linux and I found my fiancee on guild wars though.
Michael Hernandez
>his os decides what he can and can't install >"freedom"
