ITT: Tech-related sentences you never thought you would say 20 years ago

ITT: Tech-related sentences you never thought you would say 20 years ago.

I'll start: "Hold up, I have to reboot my phone."

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I only get 2 hours of on screen time with my phone

Pretty much anything, because 20 years ago I was 5.
Any phrase related to phone functions that are not dialing to somebody else, any phrase related to brands and services that became commonplace (Google and such), any phrase related to operating a computer properly.

That's because phones weren't one with a PDA. Now both have been merged into one and it's neither a phone or a PDA.

"your television watches you more than you watch it."

1984 tva became a reality how comical

be sure to like, share and subscribe

"Hey can I charge my book?"

No sorry, I'm charging my cigarette at the moment"

aldous huxley was a visonary

Wasn't BMW a response to 1984 though? Or do you mean because he lectured Orwell?

We have to talk about this in person

fuck i was thinking of brave new world.
orwell wrote 1984.

--internet dating will become the new norm--

How "what's your number" explicitly means mobile phone number now. No one remembers their landline number heck people forget they have it.

"FUCK, MY FRIDGE HAS A VIRUS"

"LEDs will be brighter than incandescent bulbs"
this fucken shit still blows me out

"I need to update the firmware on my lightbulb before I can turn it on"

People even have landlines these days? I mean I "have" one because I have ADSL but I don't bother with a splitter or a home phone nor do I even remember the number. All I got was Indian scammers. Really odd considering I never actually gave out the number which makes me think Telstra was pulling some dodgy shit

thats just a yeast infection

I'm the same. Got one but dont even have a phone plugged into the wall and dont even know the number. I hate how ISP still force people to get a landline number when they get internet

"google is skynet"

I'm hoping when I get nbn soon™ that it doesn't need a landline. I've never looked into. Obviously fttn.

"Hopefully this 5.0Ghz overclock is stable"

Someone probably had your number before you. telephone companies usually just fill out the space in the subset (say: 123-456-XXX) meaning that if someone has 123-456-XXX, that whole range is probably occupied. I imagine it's just brute force, autodialers are quick and efficient.

>indian scammers
>telstra
Pajeet probably went home and gave sandeep your number, user.

"I need more ram"

we've been saying that since the late 80s.

Well that's annoying. I believe that's the same with mobile numbers too actually.

Telstra are shit. So glad nbn isn't Telstra owned, even if it is a shit show. Even people with fttp can't get gigabit speeds usually and when they can the price is as horrid as the upload speed.

>2002
>be gay
>start getting hookups via irc/gaydar.co.ok etc
>get bf
>both embarrased to say we met online

>current year
>online dating is the new norm
>tfw no bf anymore
>dating apps became normie-land where everyone has all your personal data displayed or escort services

Fuck, internet peaked in 00s

>20 year ago
I'd say most of the board didn't think they'd say anything on account of them not being born yet.

>browses Sup Forums in his 30s
>thinks his opinion on anything matters

have you tried grindr? and i saw an interesting meme the other day- if you use any internet social media long enough, it becomes a dating platform.

junior, we laid this foundation for you, we're not handing over the reins to you incompetent fucks.

i don't want your fuckin' fruitbowl foundation bullshit, fuck out of here

i ain't no dung beetle, but if you don't want what we built, then you're the one who should fuck off, cunt.

"Hello, nice to meet you! what is your pronoun?"

i dont need my computer tryna suck my dick yknow?
how's the HIV emanuel?

>we laid this foundation
Others did. You seem to have been busy sucking cock.

"i dont need my computer tryna suck my dick yknow?"

i guess it was bound to happen sooner or later

this is Sup Forums m8, probably the board with the oldest userbase.

Grindr was ok at first but now its only good for buying drugs/escorts. Scruff was the next thing but now its just stale. Hornet is for twinks looking for sugar daddies and vice versa and Growlr is just fat dudes showing dicks/asses.
The whole location thing kinda ruined those apps, it was fun at first but stopped being fun when it became a stalk-fest. Thats why tinder and okcupid became popular, but one is full of boring normie fags and the other is tumblr for dating

Fags will find a new way, it just didnt happen yet

Im 19 lol xd we did it reddit, gonna share this on fb and ig desu senpai baka lol

"Im only getting 1Mbps down"

My crazy old chink phone gets 8+ hours

Based oppo r9

I'm seriously considering a Chinese phone, they've got the best build quality and feature set. Shame about some of the software.

Install some other os on your phone.

>Tech-related sentences you never thought you would say 20 years ago.
W-When your programmer friend pounds your asspussy like its some sex-toy only to flush his hot semen inside you a moment later...

I own a droid.

/jp/ is wizard central

I really wish I bought 16GB of memory.

>Wizards
You said it, 40yr old virgins vs Sup Forumss functioning adults that some have actually kids or (homo)sex like the one in the post you're quoting

I think thats the reason floens chose this board to be the first you see in Clover. It's the most "sane" looking one.

Wizard is 30. I think floens close it because its the board he uses the most. Also for some reason food and cooking was my default board, maybe he changed it.

Wait why would you need to restart your phone? Mine only need to be restarted whe updates hit and xiaomi does that every 1 or 2 months, miui is a fucking rock solid distribution

In denser jargon, a Divisible contravariant functor is a monoid object in the category of presheaves from Hask to Hask, equipped with Day convolution mapping the Cartesian product of the source to the Cartesian product of the target.

Cause he has 10 tabs of porn playing and overloaded the buffer

'Pluto is not a planet '

Bot fucking solid.
Miui is absolute trash unless you're a light user. Get your bootloader unlocked already and start using lineage or something.

Pluto is a planet!

You laugh but my Bluetooth leds requires my GPS to be turned on if I want to change colors .

That sex was great

"Why are you still using Windows? Linux is more than capable as a desktop OS."

I was a baby
It surprises me that normalfag use tinder or whatever now, I feel like dating websites used to be for weirdos

Well /ck/ is probably the most harmless/least cancerous boards, so that would make sense.
Havent made a clean install in a long time so not shure whats the default board now, last time it was Sup Forums but maybe he changed it.
Floens is a true bro

/ck/ is actually pure cancer. I've never seen a thread that didn't devolve in one way or another and 90% of threads are fast food, the other 10% are meme threads

/out/ is the best board

holy fuck

This is a fact

>MacOS is so stable!

>I wish my phone was thicker

Where are my contacts at, I've used the same size card for years they should all be here.

I am running a beta open source firmware on my soldering iron.

github.com/Ralim/ts100

Must be an American thing. I just had a fiber optic line installed here and the operator did not force me to get a landline installed when I ordered the service.

I'm playing Tetris on mine.

"Goddamnit, my fridge just ordered 1000 liters of milk!"

>how much ram is in this watch?

Performance of technology is declining (speaking of all the bloat on modern websites and phones)

My 10 year old sony ericsson can literally watch youtube to this day. Meanwhile my current S5 cant even watch youtube at 1080p while using messenger at the same time.

2 gigs of ram vs 8 mb :thinking:

No it can't, youtube discontinued their old api

"I hate green bubbles"

20 years ago my parents were worried I'd have sex

now they are worried if I'll every have any ever

Kek. I'm already over 7 hours SOT with my phone overclocked and I still have 37% battery left.

Thank you based lenovo for buying shitty Moto and making good budget phones. G5+

This. I only have a landline because it was part of a bundle deal. With it my bill is $100 for phone, TV, and internet, with just TV and internet it would be $140

Stop sitting in their basement all the time, and stop fapping into your socks. What, you don't think your mom knows why your socks stand up on their own when she washes them when you never leave the house anyway so you're never wearing shoes and socks?

It's because of all the JavaScript developers (and more importantly the sales team behind them).

MVP -> iterate (ad infinitum)

Horrible world we live in.

>twinks looking for sugar daddies
Please go on

wtb sugar daddy uwu

Don't forget that 20 years ago was 1997, anons.

>The Internet becoming mainstream was a mistake

Hold up, I have to charge my cigarette.

Not the user you're quoting but it's what is says on the tin. If you're young and good looking you can pretty easily find an older guy that is happy to spoil you for your company. I've been offered a lot of times but never accepted as it wasn't what I was looking for.

Hang on, I gotta charge my earphones.

If my phone look like that, i would definitely fucked hard by the popo

"Hold up gotta get my adapter for my earbuds because my phone doesn't have a headphonejack."

"Why don't you move to wireless like everyone else?"
>says an increasingly nervous friend

My travel desktop is smaller than a block of cheese and fits in my pants pocket.

what's your raspi setup like, then?

looks like im heading to /ck/

My thermostat can run Doom.

icon theme?

Well, I have a belkin n300 wifi adapter, an rt-umk-100-rf handheld mini keyboard, and I'm hooked up to the TV in my apartment for a monitor and sound output. 20 years ago my travel computer was my full desktop PC, CRT and all, loaded into the trunk of my Dad's car.

Icons and all are rasbian's stock LXDE setup, which they call PIXEL.

Couldn't buy lemons at the supermarket today because the shipper's network was held up for ransom by Russian malware

hahahahaha!

there used to be a time where i thought it'd be nice if everything had rechargable batteries
i was thinking more along the lines of remote controls, gameboys, walkmans, etc
but now i think we have gone a bit overboard