Got hands on with iphone 8

Played with our demo model for a bit.

These things are the biggest pos ever.

AMA

Give it back Jamal.

I'm white.

how's it feel in your hands?
I'm amazed it took them that long to go back to the glass/steel build

Give it back Francis.

Not with those hands.

Oddly not bad, tho it weights a little more than the 7 plus.

Also we tested it's wireless charge ability and found after 10 mins it only charged it 2 percent. People may be pissed at this.

How's the camera? What kind of user are you, Android or iOS? does a whopping 2gb become an issue when having browser tabs open?

>8 hours to fully charge wirelessly
kek

Give it back John.

Do you suck cocks?

> I CAN'T AFFORD THESE HIGH-END APPLE PHONES, LAPTOPS AND IMACS
> I'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED ONE AT THE STORE LET ALONE USED ONE YET I'M MAD AT THEM
> I'M SEVERELY DEPRESSED AND MAD AT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS
> I'M OUT OF MY AUTISM PILLS TODAY BECAUSE MY ANXIETIES AND MENTAL ILLNESS ARE PREVENTING ME FROM LEAVING MY MOM'S BASEMENT
> I'M NOW SHIFTING ALL THE HATE TOWARDS THINGS I CANNOT HAVE
> I BETTER MAKE ANOTHER THREAD ON AUTISM Sup ForumsENERAL FORUM ABOUT IT SO I CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE MY LIFE IS
> I KEEP ON POSTING BULLSHIT MEMES BECAUSE IT'S ALL I CAN DO. JUST LOOK AT THE ARCHIVE AND MD5 OF MY POSTS TO SEE THE LEVEL OF MY ILLNESS
> PS: SOMEONE PLS KILL ME BECAUSE I'M TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO DO IT MYSELF
> PPS: PLEASE! MY FAMILY IS SICK OF ME AND WANTS ME GONE. JUST HELP ME END IT ALL
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Shove it up your ass.

Took you long enough. What were you doing all this time, blowing men in the mcdonalds bathroom?

>I'm white
As in "argentinian white"

>These things are the biggest pos ever.
Why?

Heavy, shit wireless charge and we couldn't get the store sims to hold the network on it. (Probs due to be8ng unreleased)

Android I use the galaxy s8+
Love apks and ricing too much.

The camera on it did blow me away though.

Owns a 860 dollar phone.
Sorry I don't want to suck Jewish fuck for a apple logo on my phone

Your autism levels are impressive.

Nah, don't want to cooks shit near my chocolate starfish.

Damn, i cant type this morning.

>~720p res
>low RAM
>wireless charging takes forever
Not him but the iEmoji 8 is already a nogo for me because of those things desu.

iTODDLERS BTFO

>Owns a 860 dollar phone.
Pajeet pls.

Nooo you're lying, Samsung shill
the iPhone is the best phone ever!!!11

He's literally holding one in the op tho

>holding one
that's the keyword, it's it? he didn't even try it. he's just buttmad mexican.

I Can't take a pic of the demo model you dumb fuck.

how pale are you to think that hand is not white

Just try to ignore him. He's just blistering with rage of notchgate right now lmao.

>demo model
LOL'D HARD!
yeah, that's all you can do, poorfag.
btw, you'll NEVER earn enough to actually buy one. you're forever doomed to just observe and occasionally touch demo/display models.

@62545922(you)
>copy paste
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Not a samsung shill. IPhones have a use. Just not to me.

I'm British living stateside.

Dawg, I am on smug levels that shouldn't even be possible right now. You can't touch me.

Just admit that apple products are trash and move on with your life. Blow jobs is dead.

Iphone shill plz

>shill
Nice coping mechanism, Jose!

Lighter-skinned black people exist, Tyrone.
It's definitely not the hand of a white person.

wtf bro c'mon man, calm down buddy, don't go low like that, this fuckin life is too precious to be flushed down like shit, swallow some Prozac and sleep a whole day. Hope u recover. We support you, take it easy, Sup Forums is your family, don't quit so soon. We appreciate you, sincerely from all anons here.

>brown hands
What did he mean by this?

t. pic related

t. underage newfag

t. macfaggot

>People will piss on it
fixed

dude what the FUCK is wrong with your hands

reason I said underage newfag
>underage because only kiddies think "le rage comics" are amusing
>newfag because he doesn't know how to properly use "t."
never said I liked mac

>the art of this picture that accurately depicts me is so cringeworthy
i hope you wiped the shit off your hands before you typed that, macbook keyboards aren't easy to clean

cringe

I can't tell if I'm being baited or if one of you have more severe brain damage than the average macfaggot.

...

u killed it — arrrgh
>Samsung always ahead

>mfw disappointing bait
it's like you're not even trying

>t. macfaggot with more money than brains

Fucking retards. Get out of your mom's basements once in a while and you'll see what effect the sun has on skin

Is this real? I didn't even think of this issue. Also The whole point of the stupid notch is to add branding to the front since they offed the one button on the face.

>when design aesthetics is more important than anything else

he's just hispanic.

post more pics

i thought the 8plus was bigger?

Typical mac user

Hang on I'll try and get some more. The plus model is bigger but the camera sticks out so much it's going to wobble

How can fingers be as short as thumbs?

It's the angle

>biggest pos ever
>plus model is bigger

Coming in only 3 colors here is the size difference

El blacko

Stop responding to the same copy pasta you fucking new fags.

Sorry bro, wasn't paying attention to the id, too busy dealing with iphone fanboys offering cash for 1st appointments for this pos in the morning.

This is easily top 5 most retarded things I've seen on a smartphone.

You're actually using space less efficiently by doing this because the corners are curved. Not to mention the list is not left aligned anymore which is functionally and aesthetically inferior.

Well boys I can now take a pic of demo model.

Glass back

Side.

Forgot pic

this phone is fucking beautiful. what the fuck are you talking about?

Big bezels disgust me. Thus why I'm a s8+ user.

I also don't want my phone to take multiple hours to wireless charge.

Also just confirmed iphone 7 cases fit the 8

Now don't you have a mcjob to do in order to pay for this?

so you enjoy:

>lag
>no updates
>phone becomes obsolete within 1year
>a giant, unmappable button
>face ID that uses the CAMERA(lmao)
>a fingerprint sensor next to the camera

>I also don't want my phone to take multiple hours to wireless charge.

wireless charging is a gimmick, you fat sausage-fingered spick. now get back to fucking work and get my iphones ready. i'll be in soon to buy one, then in again in a month to buy the X. get back to work little slave.

nice thumbs you fat midget manlet kill yourself

Im british.

Now get your arse in here and buy this shit. Dont worry ill have your instagram machines ready I want your commision money

Make sure you you suck your mcjobs managers real good to get tomorrow off.

Not a spic.

Must be nice getting commission on merchandise that sells itself. Hope you get the customers that check out the fastest.

Thanks for sharing the pics, cheers.

Pale skin is only nice on girls. Hairy neckbears, it makes them look much worse. Bonus points for fat. Geh.

pretty common for manlets

>those hands
Ew I'm lesbian now

The gold color is literal shit. They always have to put in a weird ugly color so the trans people can fit in.

Jamals can be white dumb fuck color is blind

>”white”
Give it back Hernandez

>”white”
Are you even european, retard?
>americucks mixed from all sorts of immigrants and natives thinking they can start to brag about "race"

Pancho esta mad

Damn it Juan, you were supposed to swim to USA, not UK

So you were from the colonies, just as I thought. Sorry to break your hopes but I'm not from your island.

Funny how people with history mostly consisting from two centuries think they are big deal. The less interesting you are, the more you want to be something special, right?

*consisting of, eh
excuse me, I'll get more tea

How is a wireless charger supposed to even work when I inevitably put a thick lifeproof case on the phone the moment I take it out of the box?
Pic related only comes off once every few months to clean the tiny bit of dust that gets inside in front of the screen, through the flap at the bottom when I open it for charging.
>still has plug on the bottom for charging
Why the fuck does wireless charging even matter then? I’m just gonna use the plug method you dweeb. Jesus.

FPBP

I am descended from the knights templar, get on your knees peasant.

>descended
>not one
Go LARP or soemthing.

>hurrr my family has been farming north of birmingham for 600 years hurrr
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while your folks have been filling gas tanks since 1921?

I don't have problems with that btw. As long as you don't look down on others, I won't either.

>knights templar
Which means your ancestor had kissed the anus of the templar grand master when he was being initiated.

Maybe, but later they made up for it by helping the nazis find Jews

That hand looks amerindian

What I’ve said is true, but I’m just fucking around with you guys anyways, I don’t give a shit, and I’m not seriously implying OP is a mexicunt

OP here..jesus I know trolls lurk in this thread but this is fast becoming Sup Forums so I'll get us back on track.

I just got off my shift and in the few hours we had the demo kodel on display we had 2 spear throwers try and cut the cable to the alarm unit on the plus model and a teen drop the phone an inch off the display and crack the back.

We also had 2 apple watches arrive and one of them the touch screen froze up.

Pic related is me so please jose stop shitting up my thread and be are blasted to the fact I immigrated the legal route!

Kek. Angles give you finger flab

NU

sup fellow Verizon employee

Dude you're a spic at best. What's with all the non-white filth on Sup Forums? Fuck off faggot.