>Your password must be 8 characters long >Must contain at least one capital letter, one lower case letter, a number, and a symbol. >Should not be a word, phrase, names, DOB, etc. Example: "Baseballfan2017*" >Do not use the same password on any other system. >Once made, do not save your password in any file including word-processing, web page, or electronic mail. >Do not write down your password. >You will be prompted to change your password in ninety days. >Do not write down your password. >Infosec leaks your shit anyway.
This shit rustles my jimmies. If I was Darren Effing Brown, why would I be working in some shithole enterprise for someone else's benifit? Who writes this autistic dogshit? Let the "Password1"fags get their dick kicked in and leave me out of it.
Carson Jackson
>implying leaking is really about cracking security and not about an insider bribed to leak informations
Eli Fisher
>tfw my password is KikeSlay3r96321$$
Julian Stewart
one of the social security providers in belgium has a website with the following password restrictions: >alphanumerics only >min 6 digits >max 8 digits it's just un-fucking-believable how badly companies fuck up digital security while users know better 99% of the time
Leo Myers
It's annoying when I just want to use a simple "1234" password for a throwaway account on some shitty website.
Jordan Gonzalez
>should not be a phrase but it totally should be, something long, but something you can remember well
my bank, has the same thing, for online banking, you need two other non public, an pretty long numerical sequence
Wyatt Cruz
$1Yellow
That's my password. And then when it's one of those that says you need to change your password every x months: $2Yellow
rinse and repeate
John Ross
that feel when you study crypto and everyone is a retard >password length matters the most, longer is better >hashing algorithm matters a lot, better hope they are using a good one >format does not matter as much, something like OPSucksALotOfDicks is fine, you don't need numbers symbols and shit >if your password is in common dictionaries used for cracking you are fucked, if not you're probably fine >bruteforce is not feasible for longer passwords, this is again why length matters the most
Eli Garcia
> you don't need numbers symbols and shit >your password requires at least one number, one special character and an upper case letter
Landon Gutierrez
>not using a password manager and generating a random password so you don't have to remember things heres sum free passwords 4 u
>>not using a password manager and generating a random password so you don't have to remember things >relying on the availability of some piece of external software for access to all of your accounts >letting yourself get fucked if compatibility ever breaks or you need to use a new device where you dont have your software get a load of this fool
Wyatt Baker
weak ¢ÔÂÈ5§{Úßÿ.áÃùzw\VÊ-hr1ÕRÎ4
Jacob Jackson
KeePass?
Carson Johnson
that it's open source literally has no effect on my arguments... Your program can still be unavailable for a myriad of reasons like update compatibility breakage, sandboxing/security, data loss, new or foreign device, etc etc etc
your pw manager is a single point of failure of your entire access to all your accounts. If you were running a business this way I'd fire you as manager
Thomas Young
>Only tells you the rules for making a password when making a password >Try a bunch of times to log in, but get incorrect password >Just say fuck it and rest password >Have the password right the entire time you just didn't capitalize that 1 letter
Jaxson Nguyen
>your pw manager is a single point of failure of your entire access to all your accounts. If you were running a business this way I'd fire you as manager you make a good point remember when lastpass got hacked? lotta normies got pwned
Luke Barnes
What business do you run?
Jaxson Taylor
the brothel that employs your mom
Christian Brooks
geforce experience has such requirments and i have no idea why
Hunter Robinson
Well if you ever actually get to a situation of being in that position, the company will have bigger worries than one password manager
Colton Wilson
botnet free password generator. COPYRIGHT IS MINE I WILL SUE IF YOUR PASSWORD WAS DERIVED FROM MY PASSWORD-GENERATION-TOOL $ perl -le 'print map { (a..z,A..Z,0..9)[rand 62] } 1..pop' 10
Tyler Torres
My Sup Forums password is 12345, feel free to log into my account
Ian Williams
>Your password must cointain a lower case, an upper case, a number and a symbol >Only symbols allowed are $&!? What the fuck? Why do sites do this where you can't even use most symbols in ASCII?
Joseph Evans
it helps ensure you dont just lazily use the exact same password everywhere
Lucas Hall
Alarmingly often it's because they can't be bothered to quote it properly.
Which means you should wonder what else they can't be bothered to do properly, and go looking for fun SQLI and deserialisation flaws.
Ayden Richardson
It worked thanks
Oliver Clark
commas, make, me, look, smart,
Jason Robinson
My password is unironically "initialautistlinuxfag".
Ryan Stewart
C o o l
v i b r a t i o n s
Jose Brown
Only keep your emails passwords written down, games too if your worried.
Just write it down, probably the most secure password storage out there. >can't be hacked >won't forget it >put it in the draw to hide it from Jamal (not that he's smart enough to do anything with your info anyways)
Leo Thompson
>he doesn't have black light ink to write on his side panel all of his important information >he doesn't have a black light toggle button to switching lighting modes for his side panel window
Grayson Richardson
Or just use a password manager like keepass. I have it set up so my database file (.kdbx) that stores all the passwords is synced to the cloud and a extra keyfile (.key) that I need to open the database is always kept offline.
So even if someone hacked into my dropbox account and downloaded my database file, it will be impossible to access my passwords because they don't have the keyfile. So great to not have to remember passwords anymore ever since I set this up a few months ago.
Leo Martinez
asDF12!@
Dominic Sanders
My password is €staesmicontraseñA95
Good luck cracking that
Jayden Green
I would argue that services like that 1password and the standard unix password manager "pass" are safe enough to securely hold your passwords.
The terminal can be one of the most robust and powerful ways to store sensitive data. 1password gives you the option of protecting your passwords with a fingerprint lock. If you do a little research you will hopefully find that the above options are safe or you might find a better alternative.
Adam Allen
you actually don't really need symbols
Asher Russell
>thinks 8 char maximum is a problem >any system that accepts longer truncates to 8 char anyway
Gabriel Richardson
added to my library ;>)
Nolan Cook
My password is "nigger". Even if someone did manage to get his hands on it the SJW cucks these days can't even type it out.
Tyler Jackson
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Dylan Ward
>use a password manager >durr file corruption >all passwords to everything fucking lost >no problem Ill just use my backup >go to boot up back up >drive failed, thanks seagate >go to retrieve my backup hdd located at relatives house >mfw housefire >fine go to get it off the cloud >mfw website is unavialible >well guess its time to restart my online life.
Anthony Harris
>cracking That implies anything was encrypted to begin with.
Jason Johnson
(Celebrity name misspelled)(3 digit number)(Elvis)(2 special characters)
That's my go to format.
Henry Sullivan
>take web address (i.e. the word "gmail" for gmail.com) >add a salt (i.e. your birthday such as 12251975) >run web address + salt through a sha256 hash ago >take first 8 digits >add ! to the end and memorize it There fuckos, I gave you an uncrackable password, and if you forget it, it is extremely easy for you to produce it again (just take the Web address and your birthday and run it through the ago again)
Hunter Martin
with keepass, you can export all of your passwords in a couple formats. this is useful as a backup in case the software craps out.