You fucking piece of shit!

You fucking piece of shit!

so this is the power of windoze... i see

if i type in photoshop the first result is paint, followed by photoshop
winkek

I have this problem on my laptop, but not on my desktop for whatever reason. I can't search for any fucking programs and have to dig through my programfiles folder to find them.

does the ! before the name hide stuff?
(I remember searching the windows store for netflix when 10 first came out and it couldn't find it, it sucked on launch, edge wouldn't do netflix either.)

is this what anti-desktop-icon contrarian hipsters actually do to launch their programs?

>does the ! before the name hide stuff?
No, it puts it on top of the list

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What's the point point using Chromium if you're on a botnet operating system? Either do a job right or fuck off.
God...You people bother me.

You do realize that this happens as a result of using a Cyrillic language on your operating system, right?

I needed a browser. Fx Nightly and Chromium is what I already had locally.

It's in ENglish US

I've seen you post full screenshots of your monitor. I see the little language changer on your taskbar. Your search is bugged as a result of using a Cyrillic language on Windows 10.

I don't really blame Microsoft for this one. You guys have a backwards R in your language. How the fuck do you even say that?

You are delusional

Thats why I use Windows 7™

Ikr!

Install a Linux distro, seriously. Dual boot with Windows if your really need your vidya.

I must be. That's why you still haven't refuted my point.

fucking retard

>Femanon
Are women such attention seekers they need to clarify that that are female on a male dominated board?

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Just this one. It's Ukrainian landwhale but no one really knows for sure if it's truly female or not.
Doesn't know shit about technology but loves hanging out around here for some reason.

good job fishing for dox, OP is an absolute moron and will never notice this is bait. I will follow this thread and your master technique.

WINDOWS IS SHO GOOOOOOOOOD UGH UGH UGH

they work for me but i'm on W10 LTSB 2016 rather than whatever alpha is being tested in the current branch

Me too:

goodbye :(

Enable the better search. It's slower but it works.

??

Stop using that piece of shit OS.

Use anything else. Linux, macOS or even other Windows. Even Windows Vista is better than 10.

I use 7

Works on my machine.

OP, you must be so fucking retarded, not even a consumer OS works on your crap.

I'm so glad it doesn't work for you.

>he has a transparent monitor

I'm amazed!

aaahaha ha hahhahaha ah ha hah ahah

The Apple Macbook Pro with Retina Display doesn't have this problem.

Hey, using russkiy program works. Ffs

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You pronounce it "や". Why wouldn't it work either way though?

Search for "vagina" on you, I bet you can't find it either

Works on my Windows 7 machine :^)

It's not just one person. It's a meme. I often pretend to be Femanon on the Smartphone General threads

>Using the keylogger in OS form known as win10 like a literal cuck

There is NO fucking reason not to use Win7 in 2017 and well beyond

Ikr

great, now you shoo'd her away

This

It's not an issue for most people

You can stop pretending to be different people now.

Russian baby I told you before I'll tell you again use a different start menu and delete %windir%\SystemApps\Microsoft.Windows.Cortana_cw5n1h2txyewy
%windir%\SystemApps\ShellExperienceHost_cw5n1h2txyewy

Fuck off namefag

install gentoo

>he was actually shilling for his program all along

I have the same problem since "updating" to Windows 10.
I can find documents more quickly by grabbing my macbook and searching the network share than by using Windows search.

Programs won't be found by searching if you don't have Program Files/(x86) ticked in the indexing options. You should know where to change this.

This why the other start menu programs will work. Because these directories are probably set to indexed by their own indexing system.

Won't find it if it isn't indexed moron.

~*~*~HERE IS HOW TO FIX THIS~*~*~

>go to settings
>go to privacy
>go background apps
>toggle background apps to ON

You can turn off background activity for all apps, but just make sure the MAIN ONE IS ON

To be honest whoever is posting that they have this problem is their own fault. I bet the people who have this problem are privacy paranoid freaks who went to their Windows settings and decided to turn off all the privacy settings.

It's your fault, you slut.

Didn't work

Idk man, did you try restarting your system?

Bitch even ubuntu has a workaround for that1

Chromium IS botnet user

>Femanon

>a female knowing how to record a computer screen, edit the video/gif, and creating a gif out of it

Sure thing.

no
it just doesn't work

(fucking hell I had to solve like 10 captchas why do I use this shitty site)

Pretty sure its a female(male)

>right clicking
Lmao
Oldest trick in the book.

no they are double left click to make a exe run.

You can do this with sharex ezpz.

I type in photoshop and the first result is a web search for photoshop. It has the photoshop icon. It opens the fucking edge browser (not my default) and searches photoshop on bing.

top kek i thought only linux had these problems

>search "Screenshot"
>first result is backgrounds so you can't just press enter you have to press down arrow first

alternativly you can type use CMD

go to serch bar type run
left click on run
type in the command line CMD
type the file path of EXE including the .exe file name aka
C:\Dude\Duke3d
press enter on your keyboard.
blamo

you win.
you can also use Window icon +R to bring up Run command

>not using Shift+ PrSc
get away from me.

>I use search functions on OSes because I'm don't know and can't remember where things are

might as well run dos for gaymen

>having a !games folder
>not using steam

Pretty sure you didn't pay for those games. You don't deserve to play them.

I'd say this is working as intended.

>playing Watermudders: The Coal Burning + Memes

Sounds like someone has been running scripts they shouldn't have

Gnome doesn't have this problem

I bet if he searched "penis" or "gay porn" it'd work though.

What is the joke here? Please. I see this sometimes and people are like:
>lol
>rflmao
>kek
>etc
But I don't get the joke and I feel left out of the loop.

>Alice: The madness returns

Good taste in gayme OP

It's a parody of the linux desktops that were posted in desktop threads
You're probably too new to remember them

Are there savegames for this? literally can't beat the level where giant weights fall down onto you

I noticed that a lot of the retarded "debotnetting" lists involve just wildly disabling a bunch of system services including ones related to functions such as search, I assume you blindly followed one of these and are now surprised that your shit is FUBAR. Works fine on my machine (1703), another machine (1607) and a VM (1507).

welcome to Sup Forums don't be afraid to ask questions we community members are eager to assist you on your learning experience and meme-u-cation! ha ha :))))

It used to irk me that typing in Word would result in Wordpad first then Microsoft Word.

why on earth would you have web search enabled

Good to see they fixed it then.
It's honestly been a while since I've tried.

>Borderlands
>searches "borderlands"
>Realtek
>searches realtek
I'm seeing a pattern here

honestly i have no clue how it decides what the "best match" is, it's given me some fucky suggestions too before. works well enough that i can generally just type the first few letters and hit return without looking though

>I can't beat a game made for little girls

Have literally never had any of this shit happen to me
OP is a fag trying to stir shit up

Just install Ubuntu. Most of those games are Linux native too.

Kinda hard with a touchpad

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>hurrr I don’t know how the indexing on windows works and how to add folders to it hur durrrrr I probably disabled a bunch of indexing features when I installed the OS for muh performance

>I play games on a touchpad

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>bullying

>I'm a girly faggot who can't stand bullying

>tardmax
Can you go higher?

Probably something like this, looks like indexing is disabled or not properly configured. This is the reason MS has to try and tard-proof their operating systems by the way

That’s literally why, and judging by how retarded OP is acting and how he ignores all comments about the indexing settings, he may even know that’s why and is just being a total faggot retard on purpose.

>I doubt the power of a man who is superior to me