What do I do with this

What do I do with this

Look deep into these eyes and just start to shove it up your ass. Slowly. Your ass will begin to salivate as soon as you stare into the picture which will make things easier.

Shove it. Up your ass.

give it back

Wayyy up your ass normie

shove it up your ass, make the dog watch.

>3.08 MB, 5312x2988

Drown it and then sell to a normie for MSRP. Craigslist for maximum fun.

I don't wana put it in my butt.

The glass back looks absolutely like shit BTW.

Fleebay it.

Nice doorstop

Hit the phone with a hammer.

noe

Give it back, Jamal

Nice Logitech keyboard. Looks pretty similar to my K800, except that mine has a German layout and doesn't feature upside-down key technology.

Nice! Open it please.

Swear to god Jamal, give it fucking back before I call the police.

>iPhone 8
>Not iPhone X
>Not iPhone 8 Plus.
Why?

Sell it on ebay.

Same thing I did with mine, open it and use it. It's just a phone man, relax.

OP here, it fucking exploded.
Burned me and burned my car down.
I'm at the hospital, but they are all fixing me and shit so I don't want to take pics of them.

throw it up into the air and shoot it with a shotgun

Use it as a doorstop.

>phone blows up
>puts you in hospital
>how take pics with no phone

How did he take pics of the box?

Flaunt it on a tech board full of shutins.

>unironically buying a paperweight

Bin it.

drive 300Kv through it then upload it to youtube and get 4 million views from normans

welcome to the iphone masterrace. you are now a premium human being.

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it's already binned like garbage i bet, they save the fancy full chips for the X

Nice one, m8!
Roll.

Put it in the trash where it should be

>shitty rubber dome keyboard
>shitty thrift store tier desk
Hey guys look at my new phone I'm so rich!

>inb4 slide to unclock

99% of Sup Forums will not remember it, as they were on reddit at that time

Camera resolutions

Amirite

eat it

Sell it and buy a man's phone.

Shit on it