Mom wants to audit the exhentai downloader source code

>mom wants to audit the exhentai downloader source code

what drugs did you take op?

>exh downloader

It never dawned on me that this could be a thing. Mein gott

>dad is constantly failing to meet sprint deadlines, sometimes by weeks, because he refuses to use anything but vim

>dad is trying to teach me how to use emacs again

>mom gives the ISP the private key

>sister changed the router password

>mom delays the production release 2 days so she can tweak her i3 config

>cat encrypted all of my important documents
>ask her for the key
>all she does is meow

>uncle expressed disappointment that I still use Visual Studio 2010..

>Pajeet found the Java projects folders

You gotta send her some bitcoins

>Hamster edited my code and now it won't compile for OpenBSD.

>Uncle rapes me
>To make matters worse he installed Ubuntu with Unity and formatted my Arch partition

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>mom foud the private pgp key

>dad configured 3 DHCP servers for each TP-Link avaliable

>little sister thought the server was hacked because of .sudo_as_admin_successful so she formatted it

>lead programmer renamed all my variables to pascal case

Grandpa is lonely since grandma died. He developed a taste for exotic fetishes. I did teach him how to use incognito mode but he still confused FB with Google.

I love these threads

>learn how to edit login cookies cause the panda addon stopped working
>forgot to clear it before showing off my addons to normie friends

>mom won't take off the chastity belt until I give up the password