Mom found the vimrc

>Mom found the vimrc

>grandma forked your project and is talking shit about my coding style

oh fuck she's going to delete half of it just trying to get out of there.

>mom knows what's on my hard drive

>dad caught me installing libreboot

>GNU/Uncle caught me installing Windows 10

So funny you say that, I have that show stored in an hdd back at home, and watched it with mom last week! Awesome ED.

>that picture
Thanks for the dive into the uncanny valley.

>dad found the quantum botnet encryption

>sister found the Eromanga Sensei mkvs

>not killing 3dpd roastie whore
cuck

>imouto found the .gdbinit

>dad finds out I bought an amd gpu

>granny deleted the .iso

>grandpa is messing with kernel variables in /proc

Grandson, I did it because I love you and expect better from you. I am rather disappointed that one of my grandchildren would even think about installing a proprietary operaring system that spies on you. I'm even more disappointed that your reason for doing so wasn't to find vulnerabilities in Windows 10 or carry out attacks on Microsoft's servers via Cortana.

Now grandson I think I need to teach you a lesson, since you seem to like people spying on you I've set up your computer with a backdoored GNU/Linux distro. I've installed some nasty surprises in your machine's hardware too.

lol
this has happened to me :(

literally no way od someone doing that

I'd let my grandpa do that. He prolly knows more about the kernel than I do.

But, Grandma, I need it for school!

>dog found torbrowser

Oh and don't think that recompiling will even help sonny, grandma's Ken Thompson hacked all of your build toolchains. Oh and I handily changed all your apt repos to use my own personal mirror made with grandma's secret recipe from her NSA days. Whoops did I forget to put any video players in the repo? Huh seems like you won't be able to watch any of your chinese cartoons now sonny!

Grand Son, if you even think about looking at porn I will know about it. I will tell your mom about, I'll tell everyone I know.

Son if you ever want to have computer back, you're gonna have to print out the entire source code for GNU, GCC, and the linux kernal, and type it in by hand in a text editor you wrote yourself . Compiling it with a compiler you wrote yourself in assembly just like we had to do in my day. Be glad you don't have to use punch cards kiddo.

Granny is oldschool.
Granny coded with punchcards. You don't need no wangblows.

>dad rewired my room for T568B

>mom found my huge scat porn folder on my pc

>a couple of NEETs found the adnauseum extension.

>when you install software that's too new or too old for your current OS

>when someone on Sup Forums makes a Micropoo or Applel shill thread

>that pic

>mom found the pacman.conf
I have no face, xorg broke again

>mom found the Raspberry Pi cluster

>Mom's friend knows about my nVidia Jetson seedbox I hid in the radio.

>mom added more videos to my hentai collection

>dad replaced the OS with emacs

>goddaughter controls the entire tor circuit

> >a couple of NEETs found the adnauseum extension.
This pic describes it right.

>little sister fuzzed my webserver and found 2 vulnerabilities with a CVSS of 8 or higher

>mom found the joi folder.

>Cousin found my node_modules folder.

>shit meme found its way to Sup Forums

>le memephobia
fuck off

M-x deal-withit

Well what I have stored on it isn't considered... legal... by some people
That's why I'm freaking out

>grandma merged the unstable branch

9dd
9dd
9dd
:wq

>sister found the oreimo BD images

Who is this fluid druid?

It's nice from here.

>isn't considered legal by some
That's now how legality works

Attention whore. Shitposted on Sup Forums too.

>you found your sisters oreimo BDs

>sister founds her nudes on your pc

cyborg x wageslave here

except I have more sex than the usual cyborg
that cyborg drawing even looks like me, same eyes, same beard, same hair

>you find your nudes on your sister's PC

How deep does this go?

just add a quick vim manual comment to every config file:
>Vim has two modes: there’s “beep mode”, where any character just rings the terminal bell, and there’s “nothing mode”, where keys don’t do anything at all.

>sister finds deep dream programmed in Go

>mom files bogus dmca takedown notice

>your sister finds her masturbation video on your pc

>buys t400
>libreboots it
The future is now, old woman.

Oh shit. Never heard about this until now. I just block everything in etc/hosts so I don't pay much attention to adblockers, but that's kind of a passive form of resistance. Might have to start using this in Firefox, looks like it's banned in chrome at the moment

>she

>mom git clean -f your repo

>tfw have to dual boot emacs and GNU/Linux (to use vim).

>feds decrypt my secret prime number stash

> dad found out about the ungoogled-chromium

>mom uploads my private key to github

Happened to me.

Well now you have to tell us how it went

>implying I said she

Post em

>dad stole my type-c to usb connector to connect it to an usb to micro usb to female micro usb to nano usb

>mom wrote "ls - a Desktop" on the terminal

>aunt reformatted the toaster

>mom chmod 777 the entire filesystem

Fuck! Wageslave fits me 99%. My life is fucked.

>dad deleted the desktop directory

Some people consider it "illegal" and people like me think there's nothing wrong with it

>dad set PubkeyAuthentication no

Cerebrotonic fits me perfectly, fuck.

Does anyone actually have N950? It was for developers so I don't know if it was possible to purchase anywhere.

I saw one on ebay a while ago, it sold for over a grand.
I have never seen another since.

>wife asks you why your portage is on reiser4 when yesterday it was on ext

> aunt removed /target from gitignore
> uploaded hundreds of megabytes of compiled code to github
literally ugh

That's not how legality works

>that fucking pic

i want to die

You're taking it too literally
Loosen up, kid

how new are you on this site?

>dad deletes .gitignore

>>Mom found the vimrc
did she find your gay porn?

>wife checked the md5sum

>dad commits auto-formatted files with different code-style

I hate having to review his diffs

I hope you get your asshole loosen up in jail, when they find your CP stash

Kill yourself for posting that picture.

Summer never ends.

Post images that are illegal in the UK and Australia.

It's just pirated vidya gaems, dumbass

>tfw i seen this picture for the first time
>tfw built immunity against shit like this after spending 4 years here (Sup Forums helped a lot)

Cool dude.

Now gtfo

please dont