Why can't we just use fidget spinner technology to create power. Say 1 spin creates 1...

Why can't we just use fidget spinner technology to create power. Say 1 spin creates 1.1 spins of energy then all you need is ten spins to double the spin output. If you created a farm of say 1.000.000 spinners you'd be able to power the entire world for five seconds every 10th spin. That's if we can't make them go 60 spins a second. So with this big fidget spinner craze why has nobody thought of this?

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i just patented your idea, haha dumbass

You're right

uhhhhm.....I think somebody stole your idea, dude. you should probably sue them

>flawless plan
I better invest in ball bearings...

...
what?

1 spin creates 1.1 spins. It is pure genius!

BTW, OP, why not go for 1.15 spins per spin? That would be a bit more efficient.

hey man you're prettu smart you should become a scientist

can you redo this math in microwave time

aren't they skate bearings, though?

>So with this big fidget spinner craze

I thought it had already died out. You living in the past or something?

I don't know, my team will be looking into it on Monday.

>Say 1 spin creates 1.1 spins of energy
Unlimited energy here I come

>build helix
>put a magnet in each fin
>the helix spins indefinitely due to the magnets trying to attract each other

Literally why wouldn't this work?

I see no reason.
You should do it and sell it to google.

What your referring to is human recycled energy OP. For example, if you put pressure plates under side walks when they are being built, you would be able to capture some of the kinetic energy that daily foot traffic would generate in a city. Problem is that it is way too costly compared go oil

Now this is a great use for all those autistic kids that people insist on keeping alive.

>no arguments

Okay.

No, it won't work. But here's the thing, it might work for cellphones. I figure you could probably extract something like half a watt from fidgetiness, the challenge though is making something that appeals to autism. Just tying a generator to a typical fidget spinner will feel like shit.

But those dynamo flashlights? Super fun to fidget with.

What arguments? The idea sounds good, present a prototype to investors and you will be rich overnight

You literally can't explain why it wouldn't work.

If you want a serious answer, maybe try . Or, you know, a fucking book.

Protip: it won't work, but you know that already.

>still can't explain it

literally lmaoing at ur whole actual life

That's impossible. Wouldn't work because you need someone to start spinning it to add energy into the system. We would also need to have robot arms on our fidget spinner farm to kickstart the fidget spinners.

>Say 1 spin creates 1.1 spins of energy
I'm not a physicist but I'm almost certain that's not how energy works.

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>gentlemen post sacastic "google it" links

*tips fedora*

Still no clue?

>cites Google as a source
Didn't you ever learn in school or work that this isn't acceptable?

If you don't have anything to refute it then leave.

woosh

>gentlemen
Did you just assume my gender?

Also, why wouldn't pic related work?
Asking for a friend.

>What your referring to is human recycled energy OP. For example, if you put pressure plates under side walks when they are being built, you would be able to capture some of the kinetic energy that daily foot traffic would generate in a city.
What if all fidget spinners are a botnet that uses human recycled energy to power a CPU inside which mines alt coins and sends the results back to a secure server

It'll work if you can find an infinite staircase. Have fun finding it.

Infinite staircases dont' exist.

Magnets do.

Are you gonna answer already, gaybo, or you want me to rek you again and again?

>Say 1 spin creates 1.1 spins of energy
Um... I have some terrible news for you.

I've just made a prototype using legos. Can I have a million dollars now, pls?

>autistic toys designed for autistic people

>it won't work, but you know that already.

WHAT?
Have some proof
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There's on at /x/ level:
youtube.com/watch?v=ffGj70XmHr8

Cute.

>staying upside-down for 2 minutes just to make a shitty video.

BURN

Friction. There. Now shut up. By the way you should have learned this in 6th grade when you were doing your science n stuff.

What if it's in New York where they have tons of people moving around day and night?