How would Steve Jops react if he saw the iPhone X?
How would Steve Jops react if he saw the iPhone X?
Gabriel James
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Ethan Campbell
he'd get cancer and die
Parker Hall
There's no way he would allow the notch
That would be like releasing the first iPhone with a stylus because they couldn't figure out multi touch
Liam Watson
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Jackson Sanchez
It would look like the Note 8. Steve obviously had severe OCD and autism and he'd have never have stood for that notch.
Cameron Reed
is steve jobs /ourguy/?
Daniel Perez
A lot of shit Apple has released in the last few years would have never left the concept stage under Jobs.
Anthony Jenkins
Not even just the notch, Jobs wouldn't have stood for the bikini lines on the iPhone 6.
Gabriel Ramirez
He would want to be dead
Justin Hernandez
he stood for the lines on the side of the iPhone 4 though
Liam Jackson
they would have been fired and Steve would make sure they never get hired by any sort of tech firm again
Hunter Smith
small, barely noticeable lines on the side of the device =/= unsightly lines that stand out like a sore thumb on the back and make the phone look like it's wearing a thong
Alexander Phillips
He makes Gates look like Stallman
Eli Edwards
which one would he pick?
Adam Roberts
WHAT THE FUCK
Matthew Nelson
Bitch slap and a pink slip for Cook. It's not just the phones. The whole fucking product line is slipping.
Trashcan Pro, not up-gradable, no replacement till 2018. iMac Pro, no clue who the target demographic is. iCatch-up X fucking emoji machine with an eyebrow. Mouse charge port on the bottom...can induce autism in a healthy individual. Useless features turning iOS into a bloated pig. General QC is going in the toilet. No LTE in the watches till the 3rd generation. LTE broken out of the gate. No reason for iPhone 8 to exist. Not being able to plug your goddamn phone into your laptop without an adapter cable. Dongle life.
Daniel Reyes
Neither.
Julian Hernandez
He would have the entire design team put to death
Leo Baker
"We are proud to announce that Apple reinvented: BORDERS"
Grayson Moore
>le jerbs wooden hab led dis habben!!!11
Gavin Wright
jobs would love it. He loves everything that prints money
David Sullivan
Literally the only thing that talentless hack has ever cared about.
Leo Sanders
>implying those werent awesome
get out kid
Josiah Russell
Spotted the LITERAL mactoddler.
Julian Murphy
Wtf I hate Steve Jobs even more now
Christopher Phillips
Steve was the worst kind of dick, no joke
He did shit like that all the time and just got away with for being an ass.
Truly a mesmerizing personality.
Hudson Morales
Typical Applel shill replies
>>Product is losing it's way because X Y Z
>Meh, Steve Jobs ripped off Woz back in 1972.
>>iPhone X is going to have UX and UI problems because of the notch. Developers are already struggling with it
>Steve abandoned his daughter you know. Did you see those CPU benchmarks? Android btfo.
Isaac Sanders
So gates is ourguy
Ryder Morgan
Spotted the autist
Jordan Martinez
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Christopher Johnson
He'd fire everyone in the Mobile.me team again.
Nathaniel Thompson
Even with Jobs dead, they had Forstall
But then they fired him for being too much like Jobs
What's left is just a bunch of spineless cucks
Landon Miller
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he would beat everyone with an apple 2
Gavin Martinez
Neither, he would have done what any sane person with "apple money" would do, remove the front-facing camera altogether, add a tiny OLED screen on the back to allow selfies to be taken with the beefier rear camera, make either the apple logo, or the side button, the fingerprint sensor, and add a chrome rim around the front of the phone to both minimize the notability of the black borders, and remind users that this is, in fact, the anniversary edition of the first iPhone; "completely reinventing the technological innovation of the first".