Be honest, you wish you were as cool as John McAfee

Be honest, you wish you were as cool as John McAfee.

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I like coffee too but just not full of creamer you sick fucks. Might as well drink horse cum while you're at it.

i wish i was cool enough to be an irrelevant out of shape retard with alzheimers

>those cookie cutter tribal tattoos

Internet

What's wrong with horse cum?

Seconding this.

>wanting to be a delusional washed up piece of shit who cant stay calm for two seconds
underage detected

3/4, you will be there soon!

Can you buy it for your bad dragon toys?

Yes, but it's expensive. It's perfectly legal to jerk off a horse and collect its cum as long as its for profit. Try and wrap your head around that logic.

Well prostitution is illegal in most places, unless you film it with the intention to distribute it to as many people as possible for money.

It's still illegal.

Theres like a gray area for it in some states like nevada.

gee, it's almost as if these laws only exist as an out of date form of draconian moral policing.

yeah I wanna old and talk about stuff I have no clue about whatsoever
whenever I see him or hear him talk I feel very uncomfortable. deeply unsettling
Also he has that fuck my shit up hair.

But he's rich

>there are snobby millionaires RIGHT NOW who made their fortunes off of race horse cum
>you are forced to breathe the same air as these cretins

He meant porn.

Meth is a hell of a drug, user. And John is an addict.

Mental illness is cool?

"""Antivirus""" turned out to be shit but him being a fugitive with tons of cash... that actually sounds kind of thrilling.

>Be honest, you wish you were as cool as John McAfee.
lets see, John owns visious attack dogs that make it impossible for his neighbor to walk down the beach to go to the neighborhood bar.
>Neighbor complains, John does nothing
>Neighbor gets sick of it and poisons dogs
>John goes to neighbors house and kills him
wow, what a cool guy, sort of like if youre into ghetto neighbors who will kill you

Says the dog poisoning scum.

>muh doggs are more important than people
literal SJW

The dog didn't kill anyone.

>who will think of the poor attack doggs oh my god!!!!!

So you admit you're a sociopath?

His main goal was to get as horny as possible. He was synthesizing his own amphetemes (not regular meth but niche experimental stuff). There's a thread on a drug forum started by him where he talks about how horny this certain chemical makes him.

one lady in South American claimed he would hire girls to lay under him while he was in a hammock. He would tget high, then shit on them from above while jacking off.

you're the sociopath, you prefer dogs who attack people to actual people

No faggot, you're not gonna turn this back in my direction. You're saying it's okay to poison dogs, which speaks volumes more than I ever could.

You're saying it's okay for dogs to attack people, which speaks volumes more than i ever could.

If you think poisoning is an appropriate response, you're probably either a nigger or an American cop.

>shitting while jacking off
Sounds like meth, user. Of course it's niche amphetamines when the addict is also a multimillionaire.

If you think letting dogs attack people is an appropriate response, you're probably either a nigger or an American cop.

Maybe the neighbor was encroaching on his rightfully owned property.

municipal beach isn't privately owned property

poisoning a sentient creature isn't an apt response, and I agree with you that I think it should be chastised, but the fact that McAfee raised them irresponsibly, and endangered human lives thereby, I think should be the really subject of your scorn. He refused to listen to his neighbors when the when they complained to him properly.

Porn is perfectly legal.

The man who should be president.

It's more like what people would refer to as bath salts. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methylenedioxypyrovalerone

nevada prostitution is legal.

Not moral policing, its more women want to over inflate the value of their vaginas. first world countries where prostitution is legal the price dropped down to around 12$ average.

At least I'm not a poop fetishist

>you will never be this cool

youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg

did this version of the story ever get confirmed? I liked the other one more.

what other version

STFU, you lost the argument. You are a subhuman with at least sociopathic tendencies. Just bc you pretend to care about anyone other than yourself only shows that you don't.

You failed in this argument bc you argued with a human when you yourself are subhuman.

You earn, sow, and deserve, all the fail you bring down on yourself IRL.

Fucken loser

>ywn be a notorious libertarian third world drug kingpin, neighbour killing, serial rapist maniac

>make bath salts in the tub
>drug kingpin

Boy, you really showed him

To be honest, I really don't know. I would even like to say that it was all probably untrue, but knowing McAfee, I actually wouldn't hold it past him

If you call him a sociopath long enough, maybe you'll get your point across!

What? You know he even had a private villa with his own "protection" crew hired from local gangbangers and serial murderers while hanging with multiple mamacitas
Motherfuckers life is like GTA irl

youtube.com/watch?v=zIXc_GqIsE0

literally a larper with 5 bodyguards and fulltime paid hookers making bath salts in his dirty tub, even his wife is a hooker

How the fuck someone ends up killed in larping is beyond me

I'm an AnCap and I'd have actually voted for him if the Libertarian party weren't so fucking stupid as to elect that goddamn retard, Gary "Aleppo" Johnson, as their candidate.

>neighbor kills dogs
>get high
>go shoot him
wow he's on the same level as trailer park white trash and niggers, what a kingpin

>trailer park white trash and niggers
>millionaire
somethings not right here

I said he was on their same level not that he was one of them, looks like you need glasses

...

ur room is cooler than u look

were you keeping up with the insanity when it was going down?

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>What is a leppo?
In fairness the way the question was asked was absolutely retarded. Name a city in a war torn country and ask "what do?" Not what do you do about the war in Syria? Or what will you do about ISIS?

It was a city all media were talking about for months at that point, Obama was talking about the Leppo, Putin was, CNN, BBC all the shit so even I knew what the Leppo is.

And he was running for some sort of a president.

>wishing you synthesized amphetamines in the jungle

Yes. Yes, I'd like to do that.

>when asked if he personally uses McAfee anti-virus, he replied: "I take it off," and, "It's too annoying

It is if you have attack dogs.

He has nothing to do with the anti-virus named after him for the last 20 years.

>Defending Gary "Bake the damn cake" Johnson

The dude does whatever the fuck he wants. I bet 80% of all people in the world would do what he did if we had the balls.

I tell myself I prefer security and stability over sex/drugs but I also dislike my life.

thats luisa zissmann fyi

>ELECT ME GUYS "IM NOT RACIST!"
>"I MEAN I MARRIED A BLACK WOMAN!"
>HUE HUE
*stands with pride*
>wife next to him the whole speech
>bloodily apparent he had a black wife because he introduced her
>has to virtue signal that he has a black wife therefore hes not racist

what a fucking cuck with no self identity or culture

Drives cool car too...

>John McAfee, the anti-virus software guru, is pictured in a Guatemalan hotel elevator with his 20-year-old Belizean girlfriend Sam Venegas
>20-year-old
>20-year-old

>Ex cop
>Ex military
>Ex programmer
>GF Ex stripper/prostitute

This guys larping shadowrun full time. I LOVE IT!

How does one get started in this market? Seems like a prime business opportunity.
I doubt it's been too heavily automated or otherwise expanded into something that can produce high quantities, you could probably corner the already niche market with a modest amount of equipment and real estate.

>buy male horses
>collect jizz
>???
>profit
After many long hours of stroking horse cock, I'm sure you'll be a millionaire in no time.


Captcha:cleave blackboy

What if your customers aren't satisfied with the quality of your cum?

My uncle sells liquid nitrogen to bull/horse sperm banks. You need contacts inside the breeding ranches to buy and resell and vets.
Ranches also do business between themselves, with no intermediary, and just have the male mount the female in one of the ranches but it's a bit less complicated to just use a bank than having to organize the logistics related to moving the animals.

I wouldn't be concerned about people who want to skip the middleman, I'm sure they're not too large in number.
The contacts thing you bring up is worth noting though, it would probably take a reasonable amount of time and effort to build those up to the point where people would be willing to buy from you.

Will be voting Cyber Party in 2020

You think he's a Lainist?

Just adapt the Apple business model. Charge twice as much as everyone else, and tell everybody how much better it is; even though it's objectively worse or roughly the same as your competitors. If they have any complaints, just say that they must be using your product wrong, and ask if they've tried it with your proprietary sperm injector.

Stuff is no joke, paranoia in powder form