Languages as Animu Grills

Does one of these exist for Rust?

Rust would be a naggy horrible SJW that holds the key to your chastity cage and is also into femdom.

> Rust
> A complete brat, and incredibly picky with its borrow checker.

w-where's Ada-chan
R is a qt

can someone do a Lua one pls?

It was fun until i searched boypussy in google.

deal with it

pretty accurate

>C
>only one taller than 170cm
Master race confirmed

ayy fucking lmao

How come there's no Sup Forums-tan if we are all dweebs here? Could some drawfag create a Sup Forums-tan? Or should we assume Stallman is actually Sup Forums-tan and he only needs an animu rendition to become this board's official waifu?

stallman is Sup Forums freefu.

these is one for each board. There used to be a board prom and all the drawfags would make gay parings for each board

we have a Sup Forums-tan, he's a tall unshaven neckbeard linux autist
nobody actually cares until the winter ball rolls around though
someone tried to redraw Sup Forums-tan as a trap that looks like maki nishikino, but that was shot down

clojure is not lisp though

>Perl is a fat ginger
Why?

>he
It should be a girl
Like the rest of the tans

not all the tans are female
/lgbt/ is male
Sup Forums is a girl (male)

Both are boards renown for their blatant homosexuality, Sup Forums in particular, but that's not the case of Sup Forums

Sup Forums is Sup Forums's sister board, it's very gay under the surface
also Sup Forums-tan is male, people like to pair him with /lgbt/.

Why is Scala so cool?
Why is C++ just cyberpunk C?
Why is Erlang a warlock?

Makes no sense, I always thought of Sup Forums as the totally hetero, but socially inept virgin, skilled in bash and educated under the FOSS doctrine.

I can't see this board as anything else.

Why learn bash when perl exists?

Rust is Kyubey.

>Sup Forums is Sup Forums's sister board,
The second worst pairing after /k/ and /an/. I only post traps to trigger newfags. Still better than posting bbc.

>Rust has two shields
fitting

how?

It lures you promising a lot of cool things that you'll be able to do.
You try some tutorials, play around a bit, and start getting familiar.
Then you start a small/medium project, and realize halfway through that the borrow-checker is your new master, and he's not too happy about his new little slave.

R-chan is cute! CUTE!

We used to have Sammy, but that was a long time ago.

...

>no female:muscle
>no brown
>no megane
>no futa

nm java is megane, maybe christmas cake

Java should be brown

ruby should be futa
female:muscle c++

C is clearly a futa

>assembly
>the language of pop and the likes

Visual Basic > Scala > R > PHP > Java > Java Script > Ruby > C++ > C# > Action Script > Perl > Python > C > Shell

Visual Basic is better than C++ and C#? Yeah, right.

TFW NO MATLAB WAIFU
REEEEEREEEEEEEEEFGJGHVHVHGGHHHHGGG

three

>VB on top
>JS anywhere but bottom of the list
>C++ lower than Java

>c isn't first
GET OFF MY BOARD SCUM

i was more disappointed that it was felix doing a double v and the source image isn't porn at all

Where's Forth?

Also should I Scala? What does it offer

>C programmers are the vegans of technology
It's incredible how well this works

BASIC is [spoiler]you're waifu[/spoiler]

>should I Scala?
Yes

>Why is Erlang a warlock?
Because it's an incomprehensible brute that just happens to be very fucking powerful and difficult to kill.

>very fucking powerful
How so? It's pretty slow and rarely used.
It's also not that hard as far as functional languages go.

>rust is that D&D prestige class that fights with shields and heavy armor
Accurate/10

newfags, pls go

>Ruby
>& her companion Rails

u wot

This is the face of the average c++ developer

C++ is worth learning just for her

>Ruby is a teenage girl who is weak on her own
>rails is a fucking killer bot that works great despite Ruby
Accurate.

C is basically Rose Quartz from steven unirverse
Powerful, moody, and incomprehensible to everyone but itself.

desu Ruby should be a cute robot girls, she can do everything at a breeze desu

>Java above C and C++
>Java above anything

That's a shit analogy and makes no sense

>someone tried to redraw Sup Forums-tan as a trap that looks like maki nishikino, but that was shot down
I'd like to see this.

>The second worst pairing after /k/ and /an/. I only post traps to trigger newfags. Still better than posting bbc.

What's a better pairing?

>ActionScript
Is there any use for it today?

haxe.org

Accurate, except for pearl, which should be more like .

Stops the entropy of a program from growing.

memory allocation is relevant
>i'm not butthurt.

Rust is in the mental hospital that's why you can't see her(male)

makes me want to learn perl. So perfect

Do it, it's a cool language.

C# pleases old men for money!

Better than python ? I really hated that faggot python

Depends on what you're doing.
For scripting and text manipulation it's superior.
It's also much more fun than Python to write, less so to read.
Download the llama book and see for yourself

Perfect then, really needed it for scripting. I have C/C++ for my job

do it for larry

Well at least he wasn't lying...

Wow, pretty good t.b.h. desufamalam


It's even a Lisp 1, dude..


I'd rather say Perl is a bald little guy with good weapons..


Scala is a dealer, trying to sell drugs (functional programming) to kids (Javatards).

C++ IS just C with classes and funkadelic gadgets.

Erlang is a necromancer, because processes can restart each other or get resarted by the supervisor tree. It's really hard to bring the Erlang VM down, taht's why it's big in telecommunication and get copied by other languages like Scala.


Ruby is fucking great on it's own. I rather see the pictures as Ruby being a brilliant and cute computer scientist who made a mecha monster who now fights for her.

Haskell is PURE! She doesn't practice unsafe IO!

SCALA GIRL IS THE BEST GURLL!!!

>tfw no athletic tomboy Lua gf

Lisp is a family of languages, clojure, like clisp, elisp, scheme, autolisp, racket, arc and others are dialects (or implementations) of lisp. Generally divided in lisp-1 (scheme, clojure) and lisp-2 (clisp,..), the difference being basically that a lisp-2 has a separate namespace for functions, i.e. you can have both a function and a variable 'list'.

t. computer science brainlet

ruby is perl's cuter younger sister that is actually sort of modern and relevant.

Lol at Java being normal.

can i help you?
I'm a psychiatrist.

Pinnacle Salaryman

>Terrible "art"
Might as well don't bother