>Grandma rebased master onto the unstable branch
Grandma rebased master onto the unstable branch
>rabase
I don't ge this shit. I thought you can only rebase your unpushed local changes, wouldn't that be correct? how could grandma fuck up anything then.
>grandma force pushed to remote master
>mom found the stage 3 tarball
>wife's son copies your open-source software and sells it for $50
>he used GPL
>Girlfriend's father's wife's son's dog chew on the sdcard containing the code for the project
Someone should make a card game from threads like.
>mom pushed the server credentials
> Auntie ran pacman -Syu without reading the news first
???
> Grandpa checks in code with CRLF line endings
>new coworker pushes commit with merge conflict markers
im download your git repo right now
>people still say that Arch doesn't blow up configs anymore
>letting retards have push rights
Why are you hitting yourself?
>Grandma created a text file in the repo directory to store the repo user/pass because they cant remember
>Pushes to public master
>imouto nuked my private git server when she microwaved her programming socks too close to the hardware
>grandpa updated the acceptance criteria
>Uncle didn't write unit tests before implementing the feature
Because it gives me sexual pleasure.
>moms marks your issue as wontfix
> git push origin master
> ! [rejected] master -> master (fetch first)
> git push origin master -f
did know poettering had kids
>sisters boyfriend called and call waiting caused the modem to drop carrier
>mom forks your repo
>tranny cousin opened a PR adding a CoC
>brother gets a sex change and rebases repo to retroactively update xer name in past commits
>grandma blamed the Apache license
>Dad's stepmother enabled the WSUS server
>mom announced chores are now agile, Dad's the new scrum master, Grandma's the lead tester.
>Gf(male) gives your ThinkPad AIDS
Not a problem in the slightest and super easy to undo.
>Uncle arrives at standup in a wheelchair
>employer wiped my Gentoo work machine and installed Windows 10 with all the botnet options on.
>wife's son's pozdaddy changed the time zone on the exchange server
Top fucking kek mate
You want a fucking cookie? Take your know it all bitch ass to a thread where we're not having fun.
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Go cry about being a retard over in the DPG thread
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>grandpa warped the big 'O' of my Phd thesis algorithm
He must've been a true pythonista in his prime
>pet manlet rebelled against the GNU philosphy
>autistic son put his software into Creative Commons rather than the GPL
>Gender dysporic son(female) wrote hello world in rust
>Ranjesheet mailed the private PGP key
>did
didn't
Why didn't XOR_* use Golang?
My god stop.
Wasn't that done by adobe?
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>new dad formatted the drive as ntfs
ITT: things that never happened
Are you mentally challenged a little?
Grandma plugged an USD with "Gentoo" written on it on my PC
>sister refactors code
>coworker pushes and breaks 50 tests on release day
OH WAIT THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED
is sysadmin kill?
Just sayin this shit is outlandish
rape the coworker
Works at a difference office, so it'll be difficult.
>little sister forks your repo and gets a Salon article on her expert Koding but you don't mind because she bought your silence with used panties
>Mom is Pajeet tier at Java
>imaginary gf accepted the code of conduct pull request
>grandma put batch files in the startup folder again
Who writes on money and then plugs it into a computer?
underrated
>mom interjects on the GNU/linux naming controversy
>mom forks your room and cleans it herself because you left it too long
>implying she'll submit a pull request afterwards
>implying she intentionally did it to spite you