Grandma rebased master onto the unstable branch

>Grandma rebased master onto the unstable branch

>rabase

I don't ge this shit. I thought you can only rebase your unpushed local changes, wouldn't that be correct? how could grandma fuck up anything then.

>grandma force pushed to remote master

>mom found the stage 3 tarball

>wife's son copies your open-source software and sells it for $50

>he used GPL

>Girlfriend's father's wife's son's dog chew on the sdcard containing the code for the project

Someone should make a card game from threads like.

>mom pushed the server credentials

> Auntie ran pacman -Syu without reading the news first

???

> Grandpa checks in code with CRLF line endings

>new coworker pushes commit with merge conflict markers

im download your git repo right now

>people still say that Arch doesn't blow up configs anymore

>letting retards have push rights

Why are you hitting yourself?

>Grandma created a text file in the repo directory to store the repo user/pass because they cant remember
>Pushes to public master

>imouto nuked my private git server when she microwaved her programming socks too close to the hardware

>grandpa updated the acceptance criteria

>Uncle didn't write unit tests before implementing the feature

Because it gives me sexual pleasure.

>moms marks your issue as wontfix

> git push origin master
> ! [rejected] master -> master (fetch first)
> git push origin master -f

did know poettering had kids

>sisters boyfriend called and call waiting caused the modem to drop carrier

>mom forks your repo

>tranny cousin opened a PR adding a CoC

>brother gets a sex change and rebases repo to retroactively update xer name in past commits

>grandma blamed the Apache license

>Dad's stepmother enabled the WSUS server

>mom announced chores are now agile, Dad's the new scrum master, Grandma's the lead tester.

>Gf(male) gives your ThinkPad AIDS

Not a problem in the slightest and super easy to undo.

>Uncle arrives at standup in a wheelchair

>employer wiped my Gentoo work machine and installed Windows 10 with all the botnet options on.

>wife's son's pozdaddy changed the time zone on the exchange server

Top fucking kek mate

You want a fucking cookie? Take your know it all bitch ass to a thread where we're not having fun.

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Go cry about being a retard over in the DPG thread

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>grandpa warped the big 'O' of my Phd thesis algorithm
He must've been a true pythonista in his prime

>pet manlet rebelled against the GNU philosphy

>autistic son put his software into Creative Commons rather than the GPL

>Gender dysporic son(female) wrote hello world in rust

>Ranjesheet mailed the private PGP key

>did
didn't

Why didn't XOR_* use Golang?

My god stop.

Wasn't that done by adobe?

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>new dad formatted the drive as ntfs

ITT: things that never happened

Are you mentally challenged a little?

Grandma plugged an USD with "Gentoo" written on it on my PC

>sister refactors code

>coworker pushes and breaks 50 tests on release day
OH WAIT THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED

is sysadmin kill?

Just sayin this shit is outlandish

rape the coworker

Works at a difference office, so it'll be difficult.

>little sister forks your repo and gets a Salon article on her expert Koding but you don't mind because she bought your silence with used panties

>Mom is Pajeet tier at Java

>imaginary gf accepted the code of conduct pull request

>grandma put batch files in the startup folder again

Who writes on money and then plugs it into a computer?

underrated

>mom interjects on the GNU/linux naming controversy

>mom forks your room and cleans it herself because you left it too long

>implying she'll submit a pull request afterwards
>implying she intentionally did it to spite you