Face it, you wish you were as successful as him

Face it, you wish you were as successful as him.

If I shit in one hand and wish in the other...

Also, Literally who?

One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison

I like him because he is anti Google and still successful.

Is there a drug that temporarily turns your brain to one of a psychopath/sociopath?

I like him because he donated a lot (A LOT) of money to my school and specifically to my department. My job is hard-funded permanently due to Ellison, so I'll always begrudgingly tolerate him for that.

Literally who

I get my daily dose from the gore threads on /gif/

You work at Keck? Did you meet the meth dean?

nah. I'd rather be as successful as this guy.

There are many ways to be successful. Running a giant corp of car salesmen and accountants with two guys developing products in the janitor closet is hardly one worthy of admiration.

Who?

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I do not know who that is.

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What?

who

branson is a bitch, he wishes he was mcafee

how fucking retarded are people itt that don't recognize ellison

John McAfee + Tim Allen

>Welcome Mr.Bond!