Outdoors Programming

Why aren't you coding outdoors Sup Forums?

My ThinkPad battery lasts 10 minutes

Because that's gay

Because there is sunlight outside and I can't see shit.
Also my only laptop is a eeepc701 4G.

I live in a high crime rate city. I'd code for about 5 minutes before getting mugged.

Thats being said: business idea! a coworking area in a park that has all the amenities of an office and some sort of security. Yes/no?

>Thats being said: business idea! a coworking area in a park that has all the amenities of an office and some sort of security. Yes/no?
Yes

This one hits too close to home

Fug

Buy a new battery

indoors is for computers
outdoors is for being an animal
both are important
better not to mix them

ranch and tomato sauce are both delicious but you don't mix them

Thinking about getting a Mac so I can code at Starbucks and maybe meet a qt

Does Starbucks count?

>tfw no qt trap gf to code with
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>Thats being said: business idea! a coworking area in a park that has all the amenities of an office and some sort of security. Yes/no?
No

For the price of 9 cell battery for my x201 I would rather buy two more x201

Becausa I'm alergic to flowers and I hate bees.

Hell yes!

Rain would be a problem, though

is this porn?

Because Starbucks is indoors.

Why should I?

>can't see screen

>seeds and pollen getting caught up in cooling tube

>the environment catches attention away from pathetic little laptop

its raining atm

how can you be sure noone watches you and what youre working on from a far with binoculars or something
also, there are people outside
a lot of them...
how will you focus

This is actually a great idea

Make the shade/rain structures well enough and fuck yeah.

>outdoor starbucks
fuck no, leave the parks for non autistic people

Because it's cold as fuck and always raining.

>he doesn't put ranch on his meatball or pizza sub.

Pleb.

Outdoor cubicles would be cool. People could reserve space. You could have the tables rise and lower for standing desk fags.

Just cover everything in neoprene rubber so things don't rust and make sure to have a pressure wash machine so you can clean bird shit and other debris.

It could be near a basketball court so you can play a game while on your break.

idk if this concept will catch on though

I know that feel
>x201 battery just arrived from China slow boat delivery

>what is rain

>sun flickers off screen
>everything is too bright
>can't sit properly

hayfever

>Bugs everywhere
>Hot as fuck
>Screen glare
No thanks, I'd like my controlled lighting and bug free AC

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Because people are out there and I don't like them.

Because it's about 8 degrees outside?