Implying thinkpads can't break

>implying thinkpads can't break

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Anything can break when enough force is applied.

everything can break if you hit it hard enough.

Still works

nothing can break if you don't apply enough force

Can't break if I insert it whole into my ass. Then it becomes like Schrodinger's Ass; is it there? Isn't it? Won't know.

I assume it has been


hacked.

It didn't break, it was broken.

Libreboot, not even once.

>An American puts his hand on the thinkpad

story of my heart

A Mac wouldn’t have this problem.

That's true, on those you don't have to use that much force for this result

Bet ₹1000 it still works

Looks like your mother when she had you.

Probably still works, just a little dent.
Thinkpads are indestructable, you know?

Probably. Considering how fragile and feminine MacFags' hands are

Still better than your mother when she had you

>tfw i fell for the thinkpad meme
This shit is 400 fucking pounds, and on both the ones I've had, the hinges for the screen broke. Also battery life of like 3 hours, even with a brand new battery.

At least they have touched a vagina unlike the hands of most thinkpad users

you sure bro?

cnet.com/news/macbook-falls-1000-feet-from-airplane-survives-the-landing/

yeah vagina that is their face

>Thule bag
That's why

Better feminine than trembling manchildren hands user

> they have touched a vagina
Why, did you look for signs of a mycosis there?

XDD where do i upvote this :DDD

You upvote with (You)s there, my friend. Looks like you just did it. Also please don't sage.

Yeah - their own one

user, men don't have vaginas.

>throw thinkpad into woodchipper
>GUYS IT BROKE WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT

I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if it still booted.

Masturbating doesn't count

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>implying your butthole can't break with my dick

>Oh no the plastic is broken and the dvd drive has fallen out
Bet that fucker still works.

But who are you quoting

Photoshoped

not my BBC

Install gentoo

Do it OP. This was clearly caused by systemd. Thanks Lennart.

That's a lenovo chinkpad. It has nothing to do with REAL thinkpads

This and it probably got run over by a tank.