Cups are now technolo/g/y

Cups are now technolo/g/y

Don't forget to install the drivers for your cup.

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What does drink notification even mean?

So that you dont get dehydrated?

>light blinks
>"oh, it's time to take a sip"

They should have made it a USB-heated fleshlight instead of a cup and shipped it with "Razer Chroma" lube.

healthy reminder to be hydrated

That looks unironically useful. I always forget to stay hydrated.

Do I need to recharge my cup?

it's $300

for what purpose

>DING DING
>WAHOO
time to drink so you don't die of thirst.

>drinking proprietary soda
>not GNU+Lemon

>>DING DING
>>WAHOO
>computer
???

>not having emulators.

>that first gamer sip of the day

>freetards will never understand how it feels to take that first sip in the morning

>tfw the botnet wants me to thirst

does this thing keep my drink hot?

Holy shit it's real I can't fucking believe it

>With intelligent detection, the base lights up when you place the mug on it, and keeps you hydrated by blinking according to an optimal drinking schedule.
My fucking sides

hey I made one of these in college

Nope. It literally just blinks to remind you to drink

>Doesn't cool or heat a drink

Gaymers need to be shot.

except mine is probably more useful because it's not just for Optimal Hydration™

>red will burn you, blinking red is second degree burn
>blinks orange when it won't burn you, but is generally considered "too hot"
>blinks yellow when it's "optimal" coffee temperature
>otherwise indicates temperature when touching handle
>turns open lid when touching top of handle

I would have bought this but 20 oz isn't enough for me to stay Hydrated. I would require at least 30 oz to be able to depend on the device in Critical Situations. Can I hook it up to my Logitech G19 to get an indication on how much liquid is left in the container and when it was last refilled so I know it's fresh? If not, this is also a Deal Breaker.

Does it refill itself or what

nice clock ahmed

But does it utilize Hole Technology™?

Will there be a Tournament Edition™?

>Cups are now technolo/g/y
doesn't have to be computer related to be on Sup Forums, see the watch thread.

I didn't imply that you retard. watches are literally technology you tard.

As someone who has too put ice cubes in coffee, I unironically like this

>too
>ice cubes in coffee
kys please. thanks.

I want it but a toilet version

import computer toilet from japan

Are you poor?

no you retard. I have two (one for me, one for gf)

get your interactive salt shaker to go with it...
indiegogo.com/projects/smalt-the-world-s-first-interactive-centerpiece-health#/

TECH SPECS:
Drink notification system

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS:
Razer Synapse registration (requiring a valid e-mail), software download, license acceptance, and internet connection needed to activate full features of product and for software updates. After activation, full features are available in optional offline mode.

This is fucking stupid
Nobody in their right mind would buy this under the justification of needing to stay hydrated either, when you can literally set a reminder on your phone, use IFTTT somehow, or hell, I'm sure there's an app for reminding you to stay hydrated
Especially not at $300

>>Nobody in their right mind would buy this
I bet you have never had sex.

that's nothing new, razer did that with their cloud keyboard thing, where you couldn't use your keyboard properly without having a stable internet connection. razer has always been a shitshow, how are people always so surprised?

if it would heat and cool the beverage inside, do statistics on how often i drink and based on that inform me in how many gulps i'd have to refill ... just maybe i'd pay 50

Not an argument
And I have btw

>And I have btw
ahahah yeah sure, that's what ever virgin says.

I'm in awe of what shit you people are buying

>if it would heat and cool the beverage inside, do statistics on how often i drink and based on that inform me in how many gulps i'd have to refill ... just maybe i'd pay 50
Agreed
I shouldn't have taken the bait
Shoo shoo, troll
This has nothing to do with the topic at hand

Is this an april fools product?

>you people
non-poorfags? lmao

>I shouldn't have taken the bait
too late.

>needing to claim you've had sex on an anonymous image board
Yea you've never had sex.

get out from under your rock, and look at your sun calendar. is it april?

>concerning yourself with the sexual activities of others
>bringing sex into a conversation about a fucking gaming cup
>I'm the virgin in this situation
Sure thing kiddo

>Only 199.99$ plus tax

What you can’t afford it or something?

>non-poorfags? lmao
not wanting to buy crap =|= poorfag

I'm just trolling and you're making it even more fun for me. thanks bro.

are you sure?

yes

>trolling for one or two replies in a shit thread
There are much more efficient ways of getting that high (You) count, user

>not multi-trolling multiple threads on multiple boards
how new are you to think this costs me energy?

Looks like a little trashcab

I'm just saying it's inefficient is all
If you want those (You)s with max efficiency, git gud at bait threads and don't bother posting after the OP
This is funposting 101 user come on

I was forced to buy one of these because one of my friend's company decided to make one

At least his is only $100+

mate. my bait threads are legendary. this is not me trying, or anything. the point here IS literally killing time and seeing how low a bait can go, and still be bitten

if it can cool and or heat a beverage thats pretty cool idea

I always wanted something like an insulated bottle chiller/heater. so you can set your smart* vacuum sealed doubled walled bottle on and it can heat up or cool the contents with the lid on loose so it doesnt blow up or collapse

if you guys have never used a double walled vacuum sealed bottle you really should get one, mine is matte black and keeps ice frozen under direct sunlight in Arizona for like 30 hours.

>if you guys have never used a double walled vacuum sealed bottle you really should get one, mine is matte black and keeps ice frozen under direct sunlight in Arizona for like 30 hours.
post link to it

This is a niche product

nice*

shit*

You literally need to not drink for 3-4 days to become legitimately dehydrated
Being thirsty is not dehydration

i've stopped printing things because cups is a pack of shite

are you retarded, no one mentioned gnu/linux

i deliberately misinterpreted the thread for the purpose of a joke. I think you have autism, friendo.

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>i deliberately acted retarded

um... ok?

through discussing a different kind of `cups' your expectations were confounded and thus humour was supposed to be derived

Its the verification cup.

Install Gentoo onto it's tiny processor

monoprice.com/product?p_id=15321
monoprice.com/product?p_id=15988

they also have replacement lids, I broke one of the lids on the 32ozer

I could make one for 10$
>esp8266 -> 3$, max
>USB cable -> 2$, irl they cost close to 50¢ but I'll pretend to be really dumb
>bright ass 1W LED -> 2$, they cost less than 50¢ wholesale, but I'm pretending to be a dumbass, so
>stainless steel glass -> 3$, good ones might cost more

Ta

youre a fucking idiot, of course being thirsty is dehydration. When you're thirsty, you're 2-3% dehydrated. At 15% you're probably going to die.
source: fm 21-76 us army survival manual

>not just getting a bladder pack and continually sipping throughout the day
who /gowad/ here

Admit it, virgins. You'd buy it if you could afford it.

>believing soccer mom pseudoscience
Dumb fuck, I've gone 2 days without any liquid and didn't feel any different

t. sedementary fat fuck
sure you can technically live for a couple days without water if you dont actually move but if youre any more active than that you need to replace the water you lose.

post uncensored, I need for reference unironically.

lol

the drawing reference would be great
but its prolly from just 1 ethnicity so you cant generalize with it

It was a simple typo, user

Only 1337 produced, fucking lol my sides.

>so you cant generalize with it
I have and I will.

post uncensored!!!!

Where my true ones at?

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>*sips*
>1UP

thanks bro

For that price it should have featured peltier cooling element.

Fucking trash ingeniggers at razer are only good and slapping leds at shit.
Event Linuses Razer toaster joke was better.

learn to fucking type.

Fuck just buy a water bottle and attach an LED to a raspberry pi that blinks every hour

No.

I'd buy this
Post schematic

Chronic dehydration is even more dangerous. It won't kill you right away and won't even give you warning signs until damage is done. Source: had kidney stones because of it.

FUCK. what do to avoid? how to check if I'm already doing it right?