Things only plebian programmers say:

Things only plebian programmers say:
>ugh Mondays am I right?
>Thank God it's Friday!
>Anyone NEED some coffee?
>Bars tonight?
>Sodas are disgusting.

>computers are for work, not for video games

Anything but "Hmm"

notepad++ is my editor
linux is best (gnu/linux for more pleb)

>can i be a programmer without being called a nerd?

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no wonder, Sup Forums is a breeding ground of negativity

forgot to mention
>uses the women's restroom

every Sup Forums board is the breeding ground of negativity
Sup Forums is just the breeding ground of Reddit and Sup Forums.

But sodas are fucking disgusting.

Oh look, Mr Contrarian.
Please, tell me how I am wrong about *.

>Sodas
Non-alcoholic cider is the patricians choice of drink

>apple-flavored soda

>Anyone NEED some coffee?
>NEED

fucking true

>>Sodas are disgusting.
Fatty detected.

tell me more about Sup Forums, Sup Forums man. I bet youve been here so long.

soon they will ask you to come to the toilet for snorting cocaine to get a quick high, because coffeine will not cut it anymore

I read lesbian programmers xD

I'm sorry I work at a shit corp using a shit language and processes

Lol i love frog shitposters

soon U will rub UR DICK IN THE TOILET

U FUCKIN SPASTIC PIECE OF SHIT

Coffee isn't for plebs energy drinks are