Shit old people say

>on a phone call
>*yes, i have a screen with the internet right now*

>I use Facebook

>I use Linux

>*uses computer*
>*leaves it on when finished*
>stays on for an entire month unused

I deleted the Internet
>actually deleted the Internet Explorer shortcut
>Pull it out and open IE fucking 6
>This is what you see
>Softly say "I'm going to fix everything for you."
>Install Gentoo with Windows 95 theme and all the proprietary shit drivers she needs to look at her clogged Facebook feed
>She doesn't even notice it's not really Windows

>googles "free music"
>downloads "freemusic.exe"
>installs it
>hundreds of addons and blota in the installer, just clicks yes to everything
god i hate people

>lol old people amirite

>it says I am a lucky winner.
>clicks on it

>clicks an ad with an offer of a small box which reduces energy bills by 75%
>places an order
>the courier brings a huge box
>inside of which is a big bag of beans

>Ten Free Viagra pills? Hot dog, I haven't had an erection in seven years.

not what they say but what they do

>double clicks on taskbar shortcut

I like people who do this desu, they provide me easy money.

>type www for everything
>always visit Google main page first instead of searchbar
>person x changed name on Facebook, why the fuck would you not have your original name, now I don't know who it is
>delete relatives and friends on fb instead of ignoring
>wonder why they are pissy about it
>use browser for everything on smartphone even though apps are installed
>"help me with x" and the obligatory "I don't know my password" every time for the same fucking problem each visit, followed by "can't remember where I put the note where you wrote up my password"
>clean up pc and shortly after bloatware shortcuts on the whole desktop on weekly basis
>want the newest phone and only go on Facebook and Google
>have Smartphone and buy navigation system, using it on phone is too complicated

All these topics happen every time I visit my parents. After the twentieth time I started writing passwords up for my own sake, I even made a tutorial video for my mom how she could download something she likes after asking and me explaining it to her 10 times, of course she forgot that the video exists and probably doesn't even know how to click on the file if she found it... ugh... It's like groundhog day

The navigation system thing is ok, GPS waste too much battery on phones (and doesn't work offline properly).

>Leaves navigation system at home when traveling
>phone in car
>trip should take only 2 hours one way
>need 5 hours
>oh boy haha how dumb, way back we'll do it different
>need 5 hours

Yeah... No...
My dad even has a phablet sized phone for his chubby fingers and somewhat bad eyesight, and got the premium contract with good Navi-app great internet connection... So there shouldn't be a reason to buy another device.
He wanted to show me something on a map last week on his phone and kept zooming in to show the back roads, until I finally real used he just Googled some picture of a crappy map instead of using actual Google maps as he intended, there is no deeper thought behind his doings

just fresh installed iOS 11 on my dad's iPad after realizing he had left it running on version 8.whatever for years of course, I hate dealing with Applel shit, had advised him against getting it because he has no other ties to their ecosystem and can't even manage his fucking music in iTunes on his PC.. I figured whatever, iOS must be idiot-proof enough for him but of course not.. he somehow managed to fill the entire storage while only having like 3 apps installed, 1gb of photos,. and 1gb of podcasts.. fresh install of iOS 11 made it all good again but I'm sure he'll find a way to fuck it up again.

old people are why windows just updates on its own now and everything is designed for a 2 year old... even that isn't easy enough for a lot of them.. they need the computer to literally read their simple idiotic thoughts so they don't have to remember their password is the same as their fucking bank PIN

anyway thanks for reading my epic blog

this old fart I know used to work on ancient HP Unix boxes, I think he still has one lying around and been wanting to buy it off him

>>always visit Google main page first instead of searchbar
i do this because i think the searchbar storing search history is unaesthetic

whats wrong with that

>fatfingers f12
>"am i getting hacked?"

Had a college prof that would do this

>using Google Chrome
>goes to search something
>types "google" in the url bar
>selects the first result
>types the actual search into the Google home page
every god damn time

When I used to live with my dad he would always put in his discover card password wrong enough times because he couldn't remember it that they would freeze his account till he called them and he'd tell me to call them and while a waited on hold he'd always be ranting about he was going to cancel his card because its 'their fault' his account was frozen.

ill take shit that didn't happen for $500, Alex

>old nigger enters her details into a online survey form
>"No you shouldn't do that because you won't win anything it's just spam"
>"It's okay honey I know I wanna fill it out anyways cause maybe it's true"
Jesus take the wheel before I use my truck of peace on this bitch.

>I can't figure out how to turn my computer off, can you come over and show me?

>grandma forgets her email password
>recovery email is my dad's old email he doesn't have access to anymore so we can't reset her password
>complains for an hour that they don't make it easier to get in
>tell her that would make it too easy for someone to steal her account
>She just doesn't understand
Good thing my cousin remembered her password.