'Hacker' Keyboards

What makes them hacker?

You don't need numpad for hacking so removing it makes hacking faster

Being useless for productivity.

The pricetag. They hack your wallet apart.

And you don't need Ctrl and F-keys also?

The black gives +3 to stealth.

>he doesn't know how to hack

>Sup Forums complains about no F-row on modern laptops
>the same Sup Forums buys overpriced keyboards with as few keys as possible

Really makes you think.

>There's only one person posting on Sup Forums besides me

the jew behind them, wanting more shekels from you.

Topre thunkiness

Also works really well for vim

dude we're like 30 people arguing about the same stupid shit over and over again.

holy fuck

The one that the hacker has.

>hacker keyboard
>typing is so fucking loud, the FBI can literally hear you hacking from a mile away

I never understood the mass appeal for this shit.

A hacker keyboard would probably need to be more portable and hidable.

Like those roll up keyboard mats.

I don't know why people in this thread shit on these. They're really portable mechanical keyboards what's to hate

That's why I prefer Cherry MX Red keycaps on my mechanical keyboards. They aren't as quite as scissor switches on laptops but they're as quiet as mechanical keyboard switches can get.

I don't know why anyone would buy reds when you could have silvers unless you have fat, uncoordinated hands.

Are we hacking on-site with our own keyboard?

s/hacker/hipster/

>What makes them hipster?
Keyboard switches that you probably never heard of, forged by Korean elves, triple-shot, quad color PBT key caps, molded by the surviving members of an obscure Taiwanese hacker collective / underground anti-folk band, rainbow colored braided cable woven by the Pope personally, only $799

I've never tried silvers to be fair

>no function keys
>hacker keyboard
lmao

are you blind?

if you're actually serious?
because hackers use vim keybindings and don't need all the bullshit extra keys that slow you down by moving your hands away from home row.

Oh well that's alright then. You should try them if you like reds. I ended up liking them a lot more than I thought I would.

That keyboard sucks.

Topre isn't very loud

Sorry, but I'm a emacs hacker.

>tfw I want 60% non mechanical silent keyboard with short notebook like gap
>tfw no one gives a fuck

why would you want anyone to care what you want? just be yourself :^)

Some chinese producers could make money with such keyboards, I am sure that quite big hole awaits to be filled

>TOP GNU

overpriced piece of junk

>tfw can't hack with caps lock

IDK why these make me laugh

The only "hacker" thing about the HHKB is the Sun Microsystems inspired keyboard layout, which makes it more convenient on Unix-like OS'es.

But compared to the original Sun OS / Solaris keyboards it's nowhere near as good in functionality, also way too expensive for glorified rubber domes.

Because they 'hacked' off the extra keys.

Is there Neo green color?

Reds are still loud as fuck

Topre, unlike Cherry (manchild) switches are actually not loud at all and the sound is only from bottoming the keys out. Even then it's actually a very pleasing thumping sound.

Cherry switches are boring, ridiculously loud and feels like shit. No matter what Chinese derivatives of it that you may shove onto my face, you cannot make me falter.

Hell, even Razer's switch on the Ornata is actually much better. Feels better, more solid and the click sound is more pleasing than any Cherry's clicking sound.

That makes using Vim a goddamn dream.
>Left Control where caps is
>Pinky reachable esc

Everything is right in reach of the home row, you never have to overextend for keybinds, switching modes in editors is awesome. Let's be real, Alt-F4 is already remapped to Alt-Shift-C

>Fn key for shit you don't need very often
>tenkeyless because your job isn't working spreadsheets

They are meant to hack the NSA

>sanctified cable
I can get behind this

>retarded

I honestly thought this was some kind of Apple meme mouse.