Porn Station Portable

>he converted porn clips and hid them on his PSP

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glider_(Conway's_Life)
youtube.com/watch?v=xP5-iIeKXE8
catb.org/hacker-emblem/
catb.org/~esr
news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7608563
hanselman.com/blog/Top10RaspberryPiMythsAndTruths.aspx
yourbrainonporn.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>grandma finds your GPG key and sells it on the black market

PlayStation Pornable*

10 years ago, I had a creative zen that I'd load up with things to fap to and just jerk off all night.
It wasn't even porn, most of it was just sleeping anime girls from random shows.

>he password protected erotic literature and hid it on his palm pilot

You're the equivalent of the kid who types (.)(.) into his calculator watch and jerks it in the HS bathroom during lunch

Same here but with a 20 dollar coby mp3 player.

It's how I got into shemale porn.

I bought a 256 GB iPad Pro for $800 and I just use it for hentai.

Why are PSP threads some of the best threads on Sup Forums?

Anyway did anyone else use it to read erotica because of the memory limitations? I feel like I can only watch (or read) porn from a handheld device in the comfort of my bed because of the PSP.

the porn era when the PSP was a thing was great

>8th street latinas
>brazilbang
>bignaturals
>mikeinbrazil
>round and brown

32mb memory stick pro 2 duo

Oh fuck, nostalgia

nubiles.net
milfhunter

thehun

still have folder of converted porn clips

fuck I remember that little piece of software.

or if its a higher end calculator, ( . Y . )

Fuck you guys, I had to convert them using ffmpeg to some obscure ass format to view on my NDS. Even had some shitty homebrew erotic games for her, made that touch screen work.

Now there's a glider I haven't seen in many years.

One of the negroes in highschool displayed good psp porn to the whole class while the teacher wasn't looking. God I wish I did better in middle school so I wouldn't have taken so many nog filled classes in highschool.

>be me, 16 in 2006
>literally converted porn clips and hid them on my PSP
>went through the trouble of generating thumbnails from space videos and replacing the thumbnails of the porn with the space ones and labeling them Space 1, Space 2, etc
>go on biology field trip one day where we left our backpacks in another room
>some kid goes through my fucking backpack and subsequently my PSP and finds these videos while I'm in the other room
>he and his friend come barreling into the room shouting, "Yo, this nigga's got porn on this shit! Byahahahaaahaeueehaa. Look at dat shit, man! Wow!"
I don't remember exactly what they said, but it was quite embarrassing. I mean, the clips I'd chosen were pretty choice, so there was no embarrassment there, but at least a few people noticed and might've remembered that I was a person that brings porn on the go.

>not having 2 memory sticks

>be 14
>staying at upscale hotel on family vacation
>last one awake at midnight, saw boobs on HBO earlier in the day when I was alone in the room and had been horny all day since
>go into bathroom with PSP, lock door, turn off lights
>sign in to hotel Wi-Fi
>hit up my 14 yo paradise mastasia
>takes like five minutes to load the home page
>just stared at big fake tits til 4am, didn't even touch myself, just watched

there was a tv channel that displayed porn at night but never showed genitals, I used to film them on the tv in the livingroom to masturbate in my bedroom
then I realized I was actually masturbating to the men in these videos and once internet became a thing I found heaven in gay porn

...

Right in the nostalgia

>watching redtube videos through psptube
>couldn't search for videos so you had to insert random numbers to get a good video

kek

>converted
I just went to xnxx and clicked the higher quality links

oh shit the memories

This is my first time posting on this board.
I thought I was the only one who did this.
10ish years ago I felt so smart.

You were merely one among millions

a.... glider?

Oh fuck yes.

Best home-brew on the device was Bookr. Read so many books and ASSR on that thing.

I kept a few creampie mp4s on my PSP, filled the entire memory stick and I must've jerked to that same set of videos hundreds of times.

was good.

I found out my friend was a furry because he kept shitloads of furry porn on his mp3 player and insisted on looking at it at school.

how far have we come?

>I thought I was the only one who did this.
are you kidding me? back then there were dedicated porn websites designed to be viewed using the psp browser
outside of games, viewing porn was the next thing people thought of
it was an affordable device with a large (for the time) colour screen, that could play high quality (again for the time) video, there was no doubt it would be used for porn

I loved the ghosting

can't have everything

>encrypted and password protected porn

ngl i did this

>I converted porn to 3GP and hid it onto my Nokia 7610.

Godspeed you magnificent bastard.

>Nokia 7610
Most beautiful phone ever! Keyboard was surprisingly comfortable too despite its looks.

>Why are PSP threads some of the best threads on Sup Forums?
It's old hardware threads in general.

That image is pretty loaded. From the colors to the imagery.

>Glider : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glider_(Conway's_Life)
> Game of Life: youtube.com/watch?v=xP5-iIeKXE8
> Hacker Emblem : catb.org/hacker-emblem/
> Eric Raymond : catb.org/~esr
> Eric being a cunt: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7608563

Does ffmpeg have settings for PSP?

I did. Also, there was some random file manager that I used to move them from the video folder and back so nobody would see them even if they were looking.

>Kids today fap on their 3DSs instead of PDAs PSPs or PCs
feelsbadman

>watching porn

>Be me
>13/14 years old
> have custom firmware app on psp that lets me watch YouTube videos
> notice it also options for other video sites
> xhamster? oWo what's this?
> realize it's porn
> first video I watch
> RED BRUTAL DILDO
> start my life of porn watching already in the deep end
> go on thinking its normal for women to be able fit dildos the size of their torsos in their ass.
I blame my psp for my depraved fetishes

>Browsing 4chins.

No one cares for the OLED screen on the PSVita?

It's great

>be me in primary
>12-13 years old
>some faggot starts bragging he has a PSP and watches porn on it
>we call bs unless he brings it into class
>he insists he won't bring it
>fast forward a few weeks
>he succumbs to peer pressure
>pulls out the pink PSP
>apparently his parents bought that color because it was somewhat cheaper and he really wanted one so didn't start bitching about it
>all my kek
>the first time I watched porn was on a pink PSP

>Not converting movies to play on your NDS with moonshell

>literally being that creepy kid
Stay classy, Sup Forums.

seems like a lot of u first saw porn on a handheld device like psp. why couldnt you watch it on pc?. i remember my first porn was bleach doujinshi which is saw back in 2010 :D. im 20 now and the rest is history

>didn't have own PC, had 1 for the whole family
>adopted internet access awfully late
>even when had access didn't have time alone
>library computers didn't have flash installed and had inbuilt speakers set at max volume and volume control was disabled
Living in a third world shithole sucks ass

i live in a first world country and we used dial up until late 2007.
my parents were retards

my parents thought internet wasnt even necessary up until late 2007 :(

We didn't even have dialup, we went straight for ADSL. Also, didn't even know what sex was, so even then I played stupid Miniclip games.

good thing i was 9 at the time and all i did was play outside. i wasnt even allowed on the computer anyways

This

I remember NesterJ nes emulation

I also remember PSPKVM, i used that to play java games on my psp

>he tucked naughty daguerreotypes into the pages of his French phrase book

Personally this is what I use my raspberry pi for.

* 30$
* hdmi output, can be connected to big screens.
* capable of playing 1080p
* encrypted
* People just think it's a disassembled calculator or something.
* Need the pi for something else? Sure, sure remove the sd card and all porn is gone.

What a legend haha

Someone did this in middle school
And the teacher was looking

I thought PSP can't play video files over 360p?

Hence the conversion

I was considering a cheap windows tablet(the kind they sell for $49 at Microsoft store) for this same purpose but you've got me thinking about getting a pi instead, how exactly do those things even connect to the internet or work with mouse and keyboard I thought they were isolated microprocessors that could execute small sets of instructions not capable of 1080p video playback
When did it become the future?

SONY THOUGH THEY COULD SELL MOVIES FOR THIS THING

The screen is only 480x272 anyway

Lmao it has ethernet port and wifi built-in.

pi 3 has wifi build in
else ethernetcale or usb wifi-dongle
keyboard + mouse also USB (a usb bluetooth mouse+keyboard in one is great when connected to tv)
x265 gives trouble, but x264 works very well.

The 1080 issue depends on what shitty stuff you play, it can run smooth AF.
Here a easy google clickbait article about raspberry 'I heard this about it' thingie :
hanselman.com/blog/Top10RaspberryPiMythsAndTruths.aspx

>There is

bro

i found my folder of all the PSP emulators and i loaded, so i tried loading the SNES emulator for PSP into PPSSPP windows PSP emulator and it worked. my super metroid file even loaded.

Note that the article is about the pi 1 (I think)
pi 3 has better specs and has the same price (iG ram and like double processor speed)

>wasting time and resources converting your porn
CFW can remove this restriction.

>emulator had an overclocking feature
>can overclock to 333mhz

>it doesn't do anything

got few FPS boost actually

>GTA LCS with that cheat engine thing
>driving up walls of buildings

Certainly not a 50% boost.

>underclock psp
>easily beat hard part in game
>set back to normal

Wtf?
Did you guys also use PSP for porn? Wew lad, I had many good faps because of that big screen. Such good memories

anyone keep furry shit on their PSP?

Does it worth getting a PSP?
Or should I consider getting DS?
Which one is still usable in 2017?

3DS can play DS games and PSP emulation is really good

they're dirt cheap and pretty neat as a novelty but also made obsolete by PPSSPP and the Vita.

pirating PSP games is piss easy, plus the battery lasts way longer than the vita so you might as well get one, it has a huge library of games to keep you busy

That's the only real advantage of the PSP over a Vita, you don't have to make sure the thing's on a hackable firmware. Besides that there's only price.

>tfw used the wii internet browser as a kid for years because my parents never trusted me with my own computer

I almost tore my dick off the day I managed to find a porn site that actually worked on that piece of shit.

>Not using your DS

I remember a guy showing me his massive MASSIVE collection of lolicon on his ipod touch back in highschool.

His family later disowned him when they found kiddy porn on his computer

I aols my neighbor my psp because i told him he can get on wifi and look at porn and his parenta wont know it can do that. By the time i was 14 my parents didnt care what i did on the internet

>nubiles.net
Remember when Summer and Ariel were top 10 on that site?

I sold*

>managed to find a porn site that actually worked

that would make the fap 10x better

I tried this, but 192x128 at ~128kbps and still shitting itself to play anything with action was just too painful. I still put, 12 ahem chan pictures on there to jerk off.

SONY THOUGHT THEY COULD SELL MOVIES

yourbrainonporn.com/

Guess a 66MHz CPU just isn't enough for software video decoding.