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The trick is to eat her out first then she'll be begging for your cum so it works out

Been feeling a bit sick today, think it might have been the vintage pot noodle

business idea: occupy iceland with zero opposition and have sex with their women for 5 years

possible addendum: designate them to only a single thread

are you trying to set up a your mum joke or what?

well maybe he could negotiate more benefits with you

i like the cane she used i can not and will not go or say how much pleasure i received. this was truely a great experience for me and for her. she took photos after asking permission. i want more ohh so much more why i have to write a hundred and fifty words to say that i loved and i WILL BE RETURNING now i am just wasting the hundred and and fifty words by just saying thank you for the bringing me my fantasy. thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank thank you thank you so so very much i must admit that i mean it thank you ohh ohh oww and i mean bloody oww if you are still reading this STOP i have nothing else to say other than to look at my ass being caned it can be your ass if you want job done

business idea: build this city on rock

*heems you*

walcome tuh erf

We hire qt girls, we charge lonely men to kiss the girls and we take a 70% fee for facilitating the transaction.

What do you think lads?