Be american

Aren't we all

>Be Canadian
>Can attack white people without fear of prosecution

>be watching the overhyped and overdone news
>don't realise that more people die from prostate cancer than guns in the us and terror attacks in europe.
stop sucking up the fucking news and actually take a look at the statistics for a second.

>be polish
>chill out with pope
I just can't think of more comfy place right now.

>be italy
>have vatican
>still no attacks

Just woke up Good morning

I always liked Canada and the most chill people I know online are from there.
Canada seems to be one of the rare places where cultures and such mix up without blowing up. Its a melting pot of cultures, not a salad bowl of cultures like in the US and europe.
I wish I was living in Canada.

>be italy
first mistake

>we are all canadians
>every nation in the world is a canadian government puppet
>canada rules the world
>we've been acusing the jews all this time
APOLOGIZE

It is the canadian empire