Let me borrow your phone for a second i need to make a call

>let me borrow your phone for a second i need to make a call

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Are you from /k?

That looks like some sort of plant based chemical reaction.

this isn't Sup Forums - guro any more u no pls go away

You're a glazed donut though, who are you going to call?

Okay as long as you agree to stick your hand in my fireplace for exactly three consecutive minutes.

I'm betting acid

Your mom

Ghost Busters!

Sure thing m8

What am I doing in burgerland all of the sudden?

it's clearly a burn probably put his hand in boiling water or something retarded

those are third grade burns lol

Never forget

>third grade
Fucking hell

There is no way that's a real person's hand. Is this thing from the Goonies?

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The Goonies?

sure - i use a windows phone, you can only make it cleaner

it's a toe you retard

phones are filthy. so are touch screens at checkout.

expect some pathogens to evolve to be transmitted via that medium in the future.

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that's why you have an immune system

Disinfecting and trying way too hard to eliminate pathogens is actually the cause of things like antibiotic resistant strains of bacteria, or super viruses. In even the absolute cleanest mouths there are around 100-200 individual species of bacteria at any given time, and around 100000 individual bacteria on each tooth.

Getting worked up about "dirty surfaces" is pointless and counter productive

I've had burns like this

Got second degree burns on my feet from making Ramen Noodles. Doesn't feel too good!

rip op

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