Salary: competitive

>Salary: competitive

In the trash it goes.

>give them my resume
>Skills: Good enough

> genderless diverse team from all possible ethnicities.

I'm gonna start doing that now
>skills: competitive
>degree: competitive

>Office activities: ping pong table

Or my favorite for companies that don't give interns a housing or transportation stipend:

>Conveniently located near metro station!

>fast-paced environment

I put 'lazy' in my skills section

how the fuck do I describe my insecure self in 50 words

I just want to write code and jerk off

>code monkey

Don't work for a salarly you fucking plebs
Work on something you want to

>not looking for someone with a 9 to 5 mentality

I remember applying for several jobs in the tech field that were listed as competitive just to see what happened, and most of them wanted to pay waaay lower then the local average salary the majority of the time.

Most of them were also by idiot recruitment agencies that did not know what the hell they were doing, either.

And you'll be discarded because there are a million other goys ready to work for nothing. Capitalism is just a race to the bottom.

> young and dynamic environment

>Sup Forums - technology

They want someone with a 5 to 9 mentality willing to work for a 9 to 5 wage. Better yet, non-monetary compensation

You just did it in 9. Go with that.

>Gayming room

This can't actually be a thing.

kek