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Daniel Myers
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Jaxon Bennett
I LOVE THIS COMPANYEAAHH
Oliver Smith
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Easton Harris
Don't forget to clap every time you say DEVELOPERS
Jack Sanders
Serious question, what kinds of drugs cause the behavior that he exhibited during that talk?
I refuse to believe that you can behave like this without being influence on something very potent.
Cocaine? Adrenaline?
Jace Johnson
Ballmer is just high energy
Blake Jones
Amerilards have endocrine system problems due to the heavy amount of plastic in their water supply
Austin Gomez
IM STEVE BALLMER I DO DO DO CCOCAINEEEEEE
Colton Jones
It's all an act. Go watch one of his interviews.
Baller is an asshole genius.
Brayden Bailey
for i in {1..4}; do printf 'DEVELOPERS!\n'; done
Ian Wright
** for (( i=1; i
Jack Rodriguez
and plastic in clothes
and plastic in toothbrushes
and plastic in food packaging
and plastic in cookware
and plastic in carpet
David Anderson
Cocaine, 100% guaranteed.
Aside from that, the guy is a natural extrovert
Thomas Scott
>tfw you think you can level the same level of excitement that Jobs did at a conference for a blue collar boring company like MS
>show up on stage fat and full of sweat stains
>gives 0 fucks about being ridiculed and memed
>CEO in charge of MS now is a no fun allowed poo in loo
Ballmer was to good for this world
Parker Price
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Angel King
>Microsoft is run by this retard for years
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Bentley Hall
Does anybody have the full presentation of this btw? ive been looking for years, looks like its Windows ME or 2000 presentation or something
Austin Cooper
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Landon Anderson
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Gabriel Jones
>youtube.com
>Ballmer: We'll get you a real machine and then you can send me your feedback.
>Macfag: You mean like one with Ethernet built in? What a concept.
>literally implying having Ethernet is a bad thing
After all the banter they shoot at each other at first, you know it was Ballmer who came across as serious and factual and actually having something to say. Notice how the Macfag gets stumped and just shuts up, only to resort to memes after a a second, because memes is all he has.
I've been using MS systems since fucking DOS 5.0 and I know damn well they are shit and cancer, but their shit is really fucking nothing compared to the beautifully wrapped Apple horseshit.
Kevin Clark
>i=1;inot i=0;i
Caleb Diaz
>you will never make a big corporation lose billions.
Why even go on?
Matthew Ward
This only reminds me of this part of this video youtu.be
Kevin Ortiz
console.log(Array(5).join('DEVELOPERS!\n'))
Kayden Taylor
Could be worse, Microsoft could've been run by a Pajeet. Oh wait
Jace Parker
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Parker Gray
The industry was a lot more meme when Ballmer and Jobs were around
I guess it's not the same anymore with Silicon Valley sociopaths and indians being in charge of everything
Josiah King
i miss the crazy ego era
instead of the current one where the indian head of google barely speaks english
Daniel Lopez
foreach (int hairs in MyHead) {Console.Writeline("DEVELOPERS!")}
Jayden Carter
map (putStrLn . const "DEVELOPERS!") [1..4]
Thomas Garcia
>not the same anymore with Silicon Valley sociopaths and indians being in charge of everything
the good days are never ever coming back
Andrew Foster
>for(;;) printf("Develobers :DD");
Cooper Perry
Former CEO of Google was literally the guy in PC vs Mac ads though.
Brayden Jackson
print"DEVELOPERS\n"x4
Gabriel Williams
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Noah Brooks
Still more fun than this youtube.com
Noah Brown
>read video comments
>feel sudden urge to defecate on public thoroughfares
what is happening Sup Forums
Jackson Morgan
>Baller is an asshole genius.
I highly doubt anyone took him seriously and will remember him as a great leader.
James Lewis
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John Anderson
Money.
Easton Watson
i much prefer this to the retarded meme threads like >tfw 3gb or >mpv is the greatest
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Andrew Lopez
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Kevin Gomez
you fail to notice how violently he threw the macbook back at the guy at the start of the interview? he was fucking seething.
also who was fucking right at the end? where the fuck are your 'high end' notebook pc's with fucking ethernet? moron.
Josiah Lopez
Catch u in teh remix
Ryder Gutierrez
Looks like a fucking Noisia music video
Blake Rodriguez
Seriously guys was balmer on extacy or was it really hot in there?
Cameron Roberts
I sometimes have to wonder who drove Microsoft to the ground worse between Ballmer and Nadella inb4 they are both bad but for completely different reasons
You might need to see a doctor since you might develop pajeetitis
Liam Bell
You know who's also seething? Anyone who needs to buy a fucking $50 dongle whenever WiFi is not available or not reliable, from individual customers (eg. if you travelled around you'd know many hotels only offer LAN in the rooms) to IT depts of tech companies (because faggot hipsters they employ are unable to work on anything but the lastest MacBook).
Justin Morgan
WHO SAID SIT DOWN
Nathaniel Parker
>i++ not ++i
Andrew Smith
I LOVE JAPAN, PERIOD!
Luke Taylor
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Hunter Morgan
forbidden or private
Charles Smith
which period?
Wyatt Campbell
HOW MUCH DID YOU GUESS? 500? A 1000? EVEN MORE?!
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