My boyfriend edition
/brit/
HE'S NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY
Copy that
Sex with the new girl im talking to is just not fun and ruins it.
Can fuck her for a solid 15-20 minutes but after that she expects me to lie on top of her for 15 minutes just rubbing her clit until she cums.
I'd rather just jerk myself off then sit there fucking aching from my wrist just rubbing her clit constantly until she cums.
Dont know what to do lads, she says she's never came from sex and doesnt get close, so thats not an option.
I like her, but might stop seeing her.
stop having a needle dick tbqh
Anyone remember watching the first Pokemon Movie when it came out
youtube.com
Parents must've thought we were on crack when we forced them to drive us to the cinemas to see it
I can be your hero baby
reminder to not be fat
Yeh I suppose so.
Still, I think i'd prefer working in a job i hate rather than rely on pittance handouts from big brother and seeing my life slowly get more irredeemably fucked as the years go on.
unless you're a nihilist of the highest order I think most neets here would prefer any job over their life stagnating. i sense a lot of this wagecuck ridicule is just reaction formation to hide their bitterness
Yes I can suddenly yes I can
>slowing down to 30mph as you approach the end of the slip road
ahh yes very impressive
Little sister just came into my room looking for my charger and caught me wanking lads
For fucks sake I hate this fucking house I can't even have a wank in peace because people are in and out my room and up and down the stairs like fucking yo-yos
she's probably scarred for life all because she constantly needs to take my iPhone charger because she fucking breaks her chargers almost immediately, fucking guarantee she breaks my charger now as well. oh my god I fucking hate my life.
Just joined a facebook group to discuss meal deals
I'm in a job I like desu
This has happened to me but it was my little brother, twice
do this and post results
exhentai.org
thanks lad
already been gym today though ygm
Does you pride come from the work you do or the wage you earn?
crayon pop
Tried to make the gf feel a little guilty but then she got all sad and I had to comfort her
Bloody hell haha
never been caught wanking and I used to do it in the same room as my brother
she wants a man that thinks that Sartre deserves an auto-da-fé
Sister walked in while I was on Sup Forums. I closed the browser and I'm 100% sure she thinks I was wanking to something now. Ah well.
Poleaboo went with his uncle and cousin to see it
>falling right into her trap
she switcheroo'd your arse mate
Not the wage, that's for sure
I have an above average sized cock
fuck back off to /cum/ or Sup Forums you cringy yank
this happened to me but with an older sister except she sat at the end of the bed and watched me until i finished
she smiled at me then walked out, never spoke about it again
i was 13 she was 19
Too much of a sop I am
Walked in my brothers room to get my charger and caught him wanking, he always steals my chargers so I had to get it back, fuck sake he's probably well embarrassed. I hate this house
>Tried to make the gf feel a little guilty
what did she do
>never been caught wanking
that's what you think
he's woken up several times and just pretended to be asleep to avoid embarassment
going to berlin this weekend
he was awake the whole time laddy
all of my wanks are done in the shower to avoid being caught. seriously, the number of wanks done out of the shower is like 10 for me.
On holiday, guess where
>fuck back off to /cum/ or Sup Forums you cringy yank
That's fucking HOT
Did she tease you a bit with her tits? Or was she just watching?
UK has to be the least interesting tourist destination in Western Europe.
>Shit weather
>Shit food
>Angry locals
>Shit landscapes
>Only two cities of any noteworthiness
>Expensive
Why would anyone go to the UK?
Poleaboo doesn't masturbate anymore due to the anti-androgens
Eat her out before you fuck her. Watch a couple videos on eating pussy to learn tips
normies, NORMIES
haha fucking melt
>2 cities
I'm interested to know what they are
1. We have a rule that she doesn't accept online gifts without asking me first and she accepted one without doing so. Normally she's be punished but today was special for reasons.
2. We had some personal time planned but her thing went for longer than it was meant to and it became too late.
She feels bad and says she really doesn't want me to leave, I'm the world to her etc. Really turns the tables.
>two
??
nicked me mam's sharpie to stick up me pooper
elderly americans seem to love Norwich for some reason. Open top tour buses full of them.
Sunderland and Grimsby
im assuming london and edinburgh
brum
he wants a man from brum
The USA has the least interesting tourist destination in the Americas.
>Shit weather
>Shit food
>Angry locals
>Shit landscapes
>Only two cities of any noteworthiness
>Expensive
Why would anyone go to the USA lads?
>>Shit weather
Yes.
>>Shit food
No.
>>Angry locals
No.
>>Shit landscapes
There are some nice places. Nothing like some other places in Europe though (I'd loveto go to Switzerland).
>>Only two cities of any noteworthiness
Irrelevant.
>>Expensive
Not even close.
>want to make some pizza roundas but mummy is asleep
arghh
(You)
I was thinking Manchester
Really though London is the only city worth mentioning in the whole country
He wants a man from Oxford health
London and Glasgow lads
she just sat at the end of the bed looking at me smiling
sometimes not often enou-u-u-u-ough
In desperate need of a job lads
I might literally start delivering leaflets for a bit of quick money while I'm looking for jobs
Is it a good idea? It doesn't seem too bad, just listen to podcasts and post leaflets. Although I can't be arsed working with smack heads and chavs.
Having a holiday
>Shit weather
Nope
>Shit food
Sure
>Angry Locals
Lol no, we're stereotyped for being weirdly nice
>Shit landscapes
Probably some of the more interesting and unique landscapes in the world
>Only two cities of noteworthiness
Right, no. Not that I like these cities but SF, NYC, and LA are all world famous cities . Whats your second city? Fucking birmingham or edinburgh?
>Expensive
Nope. Lodging and eating is actually very cheap.
sometimes I feel like the only person in the world who literally never responds to bait
why do you reply to bait? can you not see it? am I mad? hello?
Fun in the sun
Belfast m8.
check your privilege
it's not bait if it's true
Awr wee flegs
He was referring to something a yank posted earlier, read the thread properly
Fun in the bum
*checks it*
All good, oppression levels are stable
You see nobody here cares enough to post a response like that
Please tell me why the UK is more appealing than other Western European countries. I'll wait
stop getting so mad you melt
sounds like fun on a bun
Before you open your mouth again, California has more established cities than your whole little soggy pizza country floating on water.
And they should've never made the in betweeeners.
And he was proving you wrong you dullard
Already happened hahahahaha
Very rational response. Whereas ""U MAD" isnt. Pissant
1. They're not continental Europeans
Having the old siesta haha
I went for a dander through the city yesterday and it's currently flooded with chinks taking pictures of all the churches and all the flegs and the murals and all that. Apparently it actually is quite the touristy spot. At least for chinks. They're fascinated as fuck by the police jeeps.
We have fish and chips.
The Yanks are having a tantrum. Runts.
fuck off yank
They speak English and have a similar culture, also they have a decent sense of humour. The country itself is shit though.
2. You won't get terroristed.
I flew all the way to Portugal to evade my ban
just ignore it bruv stop going spastic about a dumb bait
You don't seem to understand,so let me clarify:
IT WAS A JOKE YOU RETARD, HE WAS REFERRING AN EARLIER POST
God you're a fucking idiot
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browsing /leftypol/
the ol' grey matter is working overtime
Sainsbury's Marlow car park
does boggle the mind why people come here desu
Is this Louis Theroux?
Stop killing the mandem
Hols n lols lads
The dentist is a cunt desu
think my bollocks are going to enjoy this new sewing machine