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point of contention edition

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janny

matthew ludford

call centre

kpop

OLD CARS

Done mandy a few times before but drank water and was good
Done it on Saturday whilst drinking and carried on drinking alcohol whilst doing it instead of drinking water and can't remember a thing

so was someone doxxed

who is this so-called "matty"

Is David Brent the lad from your guys remake of The Office? Considering giving your version a shot but I hate remakes.

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Need a hand 2bh

Currently on holiday in England, will I get a police baton shoved up my ass if I attempt to torrent here?

-22332/10

Hahaha why are brits such post cunts and they dont even pronounce the "h" in "herb"

*janny is foaming at the mouth, pulling on the lead to go and ban some runts*

*I let go of the leash*

ye

>ass
FOY

British taps are fucking ridiculous

the fact these taps trigger other nations makes me hope we keep them forever tbqh. i mean, everybody has a mixer tap in the kitchen nowadays so keep the old school taps in the bathrooms

ftse 250 etf

got 3000 pics of tim on my hard drive lads

anyone want them

When did brits start saying "quid" for currency. Thought that was just an american thing until I heard a brit say it on the telly.

>kpop nonce
>studied at Birmingham City University (3rd best uni in brum)
>call centre manager
>lives in the black country
>profile picture on facebook is a car

where are you from?

Tim's mental episodes are the result of coke abuse

look at that fucking coke nail

watching these 2 lets players play this JRPG and it's so painful. one of them's british and has a posh accent so i always thought he was pretty intelligent but it's as if they're both literally retarded. like, the combat system has a mechanic where you build up points and there's 3 thresholds you can reach, and each higher one gives you passive bonuses and unlocks more skills to use. but, you can also press x when you hit a threshold to give your next attack bonus damage. but these guys completely missed that, and it's been like 4 hours of gameplay and they still don't get it. they think pressing X has a random chance to boost your damage and they just spam it every attack, and never reach a higher threshold than 1 unless they forget to press x.

there was also a scene where they reach a village and then a guy says there's a monster attacking to the south and everyone runs away and these guys spend nearly half an hour looking all across the map for where to go, going every single direction but south.

where are you from to be so paranoid about it? deutschcuckland? i had a german friend in uni and he used to torrent fuck tons of stuff in england to take back home. his brother apparently got a huge fine for doing it in germany or some shit

Australia

Why would quid be an American thing?

what coke nail

what are you on about

put the harddrive in an airtight plastic bag and dig it somewhere deep in the ground let our ancestors find it

>omg le channel 4!
>watching TV

third eye obliterated.

no is the answer you are looking for

yeah in germany the police is tight on their ass if someone torrents

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Look at his pinkie nail

it's for getting the last bit of coke out of a baggie

on the left, nail is grown long so he can dip it into the baggy and sniff off it

oil or invest in irish banks

Just heard some possibly exaggerated rumours about how strict they are about it here, wanted to get a second opinion.

make it a business idea and i'm onboard

crossrail 2bh

btw i've never played the game or even heard of it before. this is all obvious just by looking at it and there's been multiple times where it's explained in pop up screens, and they read the screens aloud and it still didn't sink in

they aren't strict at all here, places like america are much worse

sheltered middle class poofters out

degens

Its our slang. Maybe you lot heard it in our films or something.

We used to say it in regards to money. Like "buck"

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seats in trams and metros are always SHIT

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oh wew
I had a primary teacher known for a long pinky nail

I now know the truth

i use a key mate

>irish banks

jesus no, when england goes into recession post-brexit they'll be hit hard

>Irish banks

fucking looool

me in the pic

>be german
>youtube is shit because GEMA
>can't torrent anything
>frau merkel floods my country with 1 million muslims in ONE YEAR
>can't even throw a beer can in the bin because it """MUST""" be recycled

lived in germany for 6 months. was alright but fuck being german haha

Need a film.

or as we say in nothern ireland

fill-erm

Dust in the Wind by Hsiou Hsiao Hsien

L’Âge d’Or

mistress t milf shames boy is a good one

o brother where art thou

>owen smith
>btfo

pick 2

Don't know anyone that says that tbqh.

Missing the gf lads

The Thomas Crown Affair (1968)

I heard it dulls the roll and makes dehydration worse = bad.

No major financial institution is expecting a recession the UK

any english girls here?
need an english /brit/ gf

history teacher had a long nail, said it was for playing guitar but sniffing coke makes much more sense

btfo once again

you smell of shit

kes

need human interaction
don't want it though
but is is deteriorating my mental health at an alarming rate
usually get tired of people pretty quick though
that's why i have no friends
didn't call on my mate for like 3 months and now we don't talk to each other lol
maybe i should just go to a bar or something

Need a happy film.

Just purchased a Goyard bag for the so-called gf

5x5 or something else for bench press?

Every time I take a shit load of MDMA I turn into a drinking machine but it doesn't seem to affect the buzz at all. Last time I went out like that I had 8 pints, 6 cans and about 5 double vodkas and was still buzzing at 8AM

Trainspotting is shit and Human Traffic is way better

play the long game AIB is trading at 7c, eventually it will rise up and you will make a fortune, it was running at something like 18 euro a share before the bubble burst, the longer we continue our recovery the more it will creep back up

Does acting stupid as an American really count as trolling when they have such a track record of being stupid?

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would like to psychoanalyse the girls that form relationships with /brit/posters

Some kind of balance in life when it comes to friends is good. Join a club of some sort.

These lads corner you in the smoking area at the boozer and ask you what team you support

What do?

need more lingots lads

good post

all me

bit gay

both really good films how come you didn't like trainspotting

AIB shares are trading far too high because there are so few in circulation. The price will fall sharply when the government starts to dump them.

the last thing anyone should do is buy AIB

"oh what did the man kick the ball? did he kick it well? what colour t-shirt is your favourite? mine is the blue ones"

Naked is better than all of them

they'd have never heard of it

Roundhay Garden Scene

you smell

you shit?

Why drink if it doesn't do anything then?

honestly i was zoning out on tramadol. maybe I should re watch it
Human Traffic on the other hand.. NICE ONE BRUVA

I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE

*Sips tea*
Right, lets see how the markets are
*Opens financial times*

>Upper class not flag bearer tier

where'd you find this vid of me

would kill myself if i wasn't a coward

>st anus on the semen

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myself and the friend of female persuasion