>Revolutionary A11 bionic chip >Innovative Face-ID system with 1 in 100,000,000 in failing. >Remarkable design and courage to have no headphone jack deprecated technology
For all the shit people give Apple. There's a reason why they're an their way to being a trillion dollars company.
They revolutionize innovations that people take for granted today and yet still hate them on.
This era of smartphone wouldn't have been possible without iPhone.
No clue what this is trying to say. Yes white men buy iPhones.
Luke Ramirez
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Ayden Edwards
this looks nothing alike but ok. whatever helps poorfags such as yourself sleep at night.
Luis Perry
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Leo Sullivan
>muh nsa boogeyman Every phone is “botnet”, who cares anymore
Ryan Wright
Every country is Muslim, who cares anymore. Everybody is HIV positive, who cares anymore.
James Cox
>shitposting with that level of English
Literally the kind of people who worships Apple
Ryan Brooks
Fromapple.com/legal/privacy/en-ww/: >At times Apple may make certain personal information available to strategic partners that work with Apple to provide products and services, or that help Apple market to customers
Jace Price
Nice. I kekd
Chase Brown
Hey OP can I get a link to the that case? It looks like an otterbox to me but it also has a notch up top for some reason? Why would otterbox make a case that disturbs the iPhone's bezelless display?
Caleb Taylor
If you're going to bait, at least do it right. They didn't said 1 in 100 million failing for the faceid. They only said that the chances of a complete stranger unlocking your phone is in 1 in 1 million.
Austin Nelson
You literally just helped my argument but no one is baiting. If you don't like apple you must follow the trend of hating every popular mainstream thing.
Like how on /fa/ people hate supreme or how on Sup Forums people hate Naruto.
Grow up.
Ethan Perez
>1 in 100,000,000 in failing >manages to fail on stage
Ethan White
iTODDLER SHILL BTFO
Nathan Gomez
FACIAL ANIMATED SHIT EMOJIS
Jace Ward
lel'd and subscribed
Joseph Nguyen
>giving his unique fingerprint and iris scans to a for-profit American corporation
Apple aside, you are a special sort of retarded.
Charles Davis
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Gabriel Sanchez
>That notch They should have just put the camera at the bottom